Current Events > Short guys on CE, don't do this

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Ohms
10/01/21 6:37:06 PM
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Damn_Underscore
10/01/21 6:37:43 PM
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how

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dj1200
10/01/21 6:38:05 PM
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wtf

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g0ldie
10/01/21 6:38:27 PM
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nfearurspecimn
10/01/21 6:38:58 PM
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eww

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ssj3vegeta
10/01/21 6:39:33 PM
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NOM
10/01/21 6:39:47 PM
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I'm 5'9", always felt short, but I would never do that leg breaking surgery for 5-6" extra in height. Fuck that.

I can just wear thicker shoes along with shoe lifts for those extra 2-3"

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Vicious_Dios
10/01/21 6:43:59 PM
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Hope the wife will be understanding when her kids will all be short as fuck.

This shit is deceitful garbage. Look homie, you drew the short stick. Just admit and learn to accept it. Goddamn. Don't fuck with nature.

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Ohms
10/01/21 6:44:08 PM
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NOM posted...
I'm 5'9", always felt short, but I would never do that leg breaking surgery for 5-6" extra in height. Fuck that.

I can just wear thicker shoes along with shoe lifts for those extra 2-3"


You're literally average height tf you feel short for
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CanuckCowboy
10/01/21 6:46:07 PM
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Fucking why

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Smashingpmkns
10/01/21 6:47:21 PM
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Slayerblade11
10/01/21 6:47:29 PM
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Ohms posted...
You're literally average height tf you feel short for

he could be dutch who average 6 feet.

5'9 is shortish for younger U.S males who are closer to 5'10-5'11
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CanuckCowboy
10/01/21 6:48:16 PM
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Plus he's gotta look weird af in person.

Long ass legs with his tiny torso and he looks like he's got t rex arms too. Some short dudes have crazy reach but that dude doesn't have the arms of a 5'9 man.

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/21 6:49:15 PM
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Ohms posted...
You're literally average height tf you feel short for

I'm 5'9" and most of my friends are taller than me. The average here is 5'10 I think, but most of my friends are well over 6 feet for some reason.

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NOM
10/01/21 6:52:08 PM
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Ohms posted...
You're literally average height tf you feel short for
It's not average height for adult males in the USA anymore. All guys are pretty much taller than me. My 17 year old nephew is 5'11" and I'm 34 lol.

These days women, even ones my age, expect their guy to be at least 6' or have the most amazing outgoing personality ever, which I definitely do not have.

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g0ldie
10/01/21 6:52:28 PM
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I hate to think of the complications he might end up experiencing because of this, or somewhere later in life.

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Ratchetrockon
10/01/21 6:52:31 PM
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the leg lengthening surgery was originally intended for those peeps that have diff sized legs. my cousin has this condition. one of her legs is taller than the other by like 1-3 inches so she walks a bit differently. I dunno if she ever got surgery for it.

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ManaYuka
10/01/21 6:52:57 PM
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5'10, would love to be 6'1, apparently 3-5 inches is what you can reasonably expect. Besides obvious of attracting more girls, I wonder if you can eat more like a normal 6'1 person could...

But yeah, cost over 75,000, and they literally break your legs and the pain is apparently really bad for 3 days then so so everytime you stretch your bones out everyday, and the recovery is about 5 months.

Thats a lot for 3-5 inches.

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CanuckCowboy
10/01/21 7:05:08 PM
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ManaYuka posted...
5'10, would love to be 6'1, apparently 3-5 inches is what you can reasonably expect. Besides obvious of attracting more girls, I wonder if you can eat more like a normal 6'1 person could...

But yeah, cost over 75,000, and they literally break your legs and the pain is apparently really bad for 3 days then so so everytime you stretch your bones out everyday, and the recovery is about 5 months.

Thats a lot for 3-5 inches.

Lol. I'm pretty sure you can't eat more just cause your legs got some implants or whatever. Also if you wanna eat a ton and not have consequences just lift and do shit to burn calories.

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unclekoolaid73
10/01/21 7:06:08 PM
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manlets
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Ohms
10/01/21 7:06:24 PM
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NOM posted...

It's not average height for adult males in the USA anymore. All guys are pretty much taller than me. My 17 year old nephew is 5'11" and I'm 34 lol.

These days women, even ones my age, expect their guy to be at least 6' or have the most amazing outgoing personality ever, which I definitely do not have.


No 5'9" is definitely still average height. You probably lost height because of bad posture

At any rate, the general point is how ridiculous it is to really consider this as an option when you're not even actually short
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SierraDawn
10/01/21 7:12:00 PM
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Lol! Short guys need to just accept that they're going to die alone. I hope they have enough money for a bunch of escorts and a surrogate for his kids, bc I don't know a single girl who'll go below 5'10".

Though manlets do make great bffs, bc if they try something... they're not really a threat lmao. What's a 5'6" guy going to do? Really.


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CanuckCowboy
10/01/21 7:13:35 PM
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SierraDawn posted...
Lol! Short guys need to just accept that they're going to die alone. I hope they have enough money for a bunch of escorts and a surrogate for his kids, bc I don't know a single girl who'll go below 5'10".

Though manlets do make great bffs, bc if they try something... they're not really a threat lmao. What's a 5'6" guy going to do? Really.

Did a short dude fuck your gf or something?

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SierraDawn
10/01/21 7:14:17 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Did a short dude fuck your gf or something?
I'm straight lol

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Ohms
10/01/21 7:19:02 PM
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SierraDawn posted...
Lol! Short guys need to just accept that they're going to die alone. I hope they have enough money for a bunch of escorts and a surrogate for his kids, bc I don't know a single girl who'll go below 5'10".

Though manlets do make great bffs, bc if they try something... they're not really a threat lmao. What's a 5'6" guy going to do? Really.



As a 5'11" dude I have no interest in reading your creepy incel shit. See ya
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Vicious_Dios
10/01/21 7:24:30 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Did a short dude fuck your gf or something?

lmao

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NOM
10/01/21 7:26:05 PM
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@SierraDawn

You're trying way too hard. Who's alt are you? lol.

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Ohms
10/01/21 7:28:58 PM
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You're not going to get a response from them in this topic
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uwnim
10/01/21 7:34:07 PM
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Oh, that blank face is a person. I thought it was a doll and the other person was posing with different dolls to make themselves look tall in one picture and average in the other. <_<

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dj1200
10/01/21 7:37:37 PM
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SierraDawn posted...
Lol! Short guys need to just accept that they're going to die alone. I hope they have enough money for a bunch of escorts and a surrogate for his kids, bc I don't know a single girl who'll go below 5'10".

Though manlets do make great bffs, bc if they try something... they're not really a threat lmao. What's a 5'6" guy going to do? Really.
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RAAAWWWRRR
10/01/21 7:43:53 PM
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Lolz he's my height now...

I'm 5'9", fit, and play football (soccer) for a long time. I would NEVER do this. I remember watching a documentary on those who took the surgery yet it somehow failed and their conditions is much worse.

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RAAAWWWRRR
10/01/21 7:52:48 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUDoBsohAIV/

Check out this guy who fully recovered. Can do a handstand, looks pretty athletic, yet... he runs very weird.

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Ohms
10/01/21 8:02:49 PM
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One of the responses said "[redacted] can't even reach the change in his pockets".

Killed me. What good is having longer legs if the rest of your body is disproportionate
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crayola555
10/01/21 8:10:26 PM
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The man is happy, let him do what he wants...

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 8:10:58 PM
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Something tells me this will make physical activity more difficult. I'll pass.

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Demon1050
10/01/21 8:24:36 PM
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NOM posted...

It's not average height for adult males in the USA anymore. All guys are pretty much taller than me. My 17 year old nephew is 5'11" and I'm 34 lol.

These days women, even ones my age, expect their guy to be at least 6' or have the most amazing outgoing personality ever, which I definitely do not have.


Height only goes so far I assure you.

good looking legit 6'2" (Could lie and claim 6'3 easy) guy here with crappy social skills due to social anxiety and awkwardness, hard as hell for me to pull second dates. First dates are super easy. Foot in the door.....but..... yea.
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BloodMoon7
10/01/21 8:30:14 PM
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Where does the extra leg meat come from?

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 8:30:28 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Where does the extra leg meat come from?

You know where...

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BloodMoon7
10/01/21 8:34:11 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
You know where...
Man sacrifices big cock to get more leg meat.

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 8:34:44 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Man sacrifices big cock to get more leg meat.

Never

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