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armandro
10/02/21 2:39:22 AM
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i'm 4'11
never been on a date either

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joe40001
10/02/21 2:42:14 AM
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How hopeless do you feel?

How powerless do you feel?

How miserable do you feel?

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DarthWendy
10/02/21 2:42:58 AM
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But are you HOT ?

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Dingydang166
10/02/21 2:43:25 AM
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What thought lets you fall asleep at night?

What thought convinces you to get out of bed in the morning?

What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?
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LordYeezus
10/02/21 2:43:32 AM
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Im also short. Were literally invisible.

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joe40001
10/02/21 2:47:27 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
What thought lets you fall asleep at night?

What thought convinces you to get out of bed in the morning?

What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?

Ooh I can answer this for me!

What thought lets you fall asleep at night?
Sleep isn't too hard, but usually I distract myself with yt until I just fall asleep

What thought convinces you to get out of bed in the morning?
What choice do I have?

What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?
There is a fat pathetic piece of shit that nobody will ever love.

Or at least that's the thought I have when I really think about it, if I'm honest I disassociate most of the day to cope with how miserable I am.

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David1988
10/02/21 2:49:38 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
But are you HOT ?


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Smackems
10/02/21 2:55:17 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
What thought lets you fall asleep at night?

What thought convinces you to get out of bed in the morning?

What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?
"I need to go to sleep"

"Im done sleeping now"

"Hey there I am"

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armandro
10/02/21 2:57:28 AM
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joe40001 posted...
How hopeless do you feel?
pretty much came to the realization that life is just like this for me
How powerless do you feel?
I never felt powerful to being with
How miserable do you feel?
Life is still fun so not that miserable

DarthWendy posted...
But are you HOT ?
not wendy hot

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refmon
10/02/21 2:59:42 AM
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Have you ever thought about knee surgery for gaining a few inches

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armandro
10/02/21 3:00:12 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
What thought lets you fall asleep at night?
eh i don't really have trouble sleeping so i don't have any real thoughts unless i'm excited about tomorrow
What thought convinces you to get out of bed in the morning?
I mean I used to prefer sleeping, but I stopped being able to remember my dreams so now I'm pretty much forced into this reality
What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirror?
oh shit thats me

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armandro
10/02/21 3:00:46 AM
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refmon posted...
Have you ever thought about knee surgery for gaining a few inches
I don't believe in cosmetic surgery

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Slayerblade11
10/02/21 3:01:51 AM
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4'11? Is that short enough to qualify for dwarfism?
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Ivany2008
10/02/21 3:02:13 AM
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There are some things you can do to fix that. Make yourself successful. Suddenly your height won't matter so much. Christ Kevin Hart is pretty short, yet it doesn't keep him down.
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armandro
10/02/21 3:02:18 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
4'11? Is that short enough to qualify for dwarfism?
1 inch too tall

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Slayerblade11
10/02/21 3:05:26 AM
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armandro posted...
1 inch too tall

m8 ur so close it doesnt even matter
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armandro
10/02/21 3:09:57 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
m8 ur so close it doesnt even matter
gotta draw the line somewhere


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joe40001
10/02/21 4:34:42 AM
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armandro posted...
Life is still fun so not that miserable
Dang, I'm super jealous

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Chicken
10/02/21 4:35:52 AM
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if danny devito can get mad pussy, so can you

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ColdOne666
10/02/21 4:51:09 AM
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I'm 6'3, 34 and haven't been laid either.

Height isnt everything. For me it's the crippling anxiety.

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Graycap
10/02/21 4:55:16 AM
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4'11 100% explains it, lol @ people who try to claim that dating isn't shallow.

But tons of taller guys are in the same boat for other problems.
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armandro
10/02/21 5:03:22 AM
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Chicken posted...
if danny devito can get mad pussy, so can you
but hes famous

remember
looks money status

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TeaMilk
10/02/21 5:57:00 AM
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Have you held hands with bok?

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Chicken
10/02/21 6:16:38 AM
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armandro posted...
but hes famous

remember
looks money status
dude probably fucked hard even before he was famous

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au_gold
10/02/21 6:18:07 AM
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Have you tried dating apps?

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Simp
10/02/21 6:33:28 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Have you held hands with bok?
honestly, who hasn't?

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armandro
10/02/21 11:11:35 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Have you held hands with bok?
no but one time i put my hand on his back so i wouldn't get lost in the crowd

au_gold posted...
Have you tried dating apps?
nope


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JimmyFraska
10/02/21 11:14:01 AM
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are you interested in doing those thing?
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Flockaveli
10/02/21 11:15:37 AM
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armandro
10/02/21 11:15:51 AM
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JimmyFraska posted...
are you interested in doing those thing?
yes


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armandro
10/02/21 11:17:12 AM
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Flockaveli posted...


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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/21 11:20:28 AM
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I wouldn't of guessed. The back and fourths Ive had with you made me think you were more capable. I dunno about being short, but being a stick didn't stop me. How hard have you tried?

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ROOTFayth
10/02/21 11:23:43 AM
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4'11 is rough, you do have to put yourself out there though, you'll find your significant other if you do take your shots, not a chance if you don't even try though, def born with a mega disadvantage so you're going to have to work for it
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BeantownHero
10/02/21 11:25:03 AM
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armandro posted...
yes

what's preventing you from doing so?

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ROOTFayth
10/02/21 11:25:14 AM
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Graycap posted...
4'11 100% explains it, lol @ people who try to claim that dating isn't shallow.

But tons of taller guys are in the same boat for other problems.
implying you aren't as shallow
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armandro
10/02/21 11:29:35 AM
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BeantownHero posted...
what's preventing you from doing so?
it takes two


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Jefejonny
10/02/21 11:31:24 AM
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armandro posted...
it takes two
It takes two to tango but one to dance

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Zodd3224
10/02/21 11:36:20 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
But are you HOT ?


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fohstick
10/02/21 11:41:49 AM
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have you even made 1 attempt?
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armandro
10/02/21 11:43:47 AM
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fohstick posted...
have you even made 1 attempt?

you caught me

i havent

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Dakimakura
10/02/21 11:45:32 AM
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Have you considered fucking men instead maybe just as a way of getting the ladies jealous if you score a really hot guy.

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Zodd3224
10/02/21 11:46:46 AM
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CirocObama posted...
Come chill with me bro.

I guarantee you will have mad latinas all night.

Omw

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armandro
10/02/21 11:47:14 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Have you considered fucking men instead maybe just as a way of getting the ladies jealous if you score a really hot guy.
no but my sister thought I was gay once


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Sweet_Melon
10/02/21 11:48:28 AM
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Are you interested in pursuing a relationship with a specific person right now?
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armandro
10/02/21 11:51:13 AM
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Sweet_Melon posted...
Are you interested in pursuing a relationship with a specific person right now?
nope
the last crush i had was pre-covid

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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/21 11:55:31 AM
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armandro posted...
nope
the last crush i had was pre-covid
At this point, Id say get out there and just stay safe as possible. People fucked everything up and it's no longer reasonable for me to tell people to just hold off on aspects of life like this. Is Covid preventing/giving an excuse to not try?

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armandro
10/02/21 11:57:08 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
At this point, Id say get out there and just stay safe as possible. People fucked everything up and it's no longer reasonable for me to tell people to just hold off on aspects of life like this. Is Covid preventing/giving an excuse to not try?
nope, i just havent had frequent interaction with women since then.

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Jefejonny
10/02/21 11:59:40 AM
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Just dance and the rest will work itself out

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