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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 11:51:42 AM
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You come home tomorrow to find 2 dudes stealing your stuff. They have big sacks full of your valuables and are carrying your TV out.

Before you could spell your name your dog goes ape and mauls one of them. The second runs off in fear, dropping your TV in the process.

Then you discover your dog went right for the face/throat of the thief who is now flat out dead on your floor.



How would you react?
What do you do?

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/04/21 11:52:05 AM
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Id take the dudes femur as a trophy and new dog toy.

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/04/21 11:53:17 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The second runs off in fear, dropping your TV in the process.
Mother fucker. Thats 52

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divot1338
10/04/21 11:54:19 AM
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Treats.

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eston
10/04/21 11:58:55 AM
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I think I'd feel really uneasy about the whole situation tbqh

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Seaman_Prime
10/04/21 12:04:00 PM
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Id be surprise since my dog is a 20+ year old chihuahua, then Id give her a bunch of treats.
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The_Korey
10/04/21 12:06:24 PM
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BignutzisBack
10/04/21 12:07:28 PM
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I have a German Shepherd so I wouldn't be surprised whatsoever, very very protective dogs

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Spiderman23JII
10/04/21 12:09:01 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Good boy.


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SoulLand
10/04/21 12:11:14 PM
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No dogs here

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FortuneCookie
10/04/21 12:11:44 PM
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My Rottweiler would have.
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Cartwheel_Kick
10/04/21 12:12:15 PM
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Start a public outrage when the city tries to have me euthanize my dog because the mom of the burglar goes crying for justice
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Music_Rock_Cat
10/04/21 12:13:23 PM
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Good doge

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 12:28:30 PM
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eston posted...
I think I'd feel really uneasy about the whole situation tbqh
yeah same

CE being awful callous about this

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/04/21 12:30:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
yeah same

CE being awful callous about this
You always try to portray the more human side of humanity as inhuman to make yourself feel better about whatever youre dealing with.

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Blbmbr666
10/04/21 12:30:25 PM
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He'd get steaks for a while

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/04/21 12:32:45 PM
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Guess I am buying the best dog foods from now on and going to that special pet bakery every week now.

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/04/21 12:48:58 PM
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My dog has been dead for nearly a decade, so I'd be fairly weirded out with the situation.

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Solution_45
10/04/21 12:51:34 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Good boy.


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eston
10/04/21 12:52:53 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
This. I'd be happy if my dog chased off a burglar but killing them is pretty crazy. Also now I'm probably getting sued by the family of the burglar as people seem to try that even if they're in the wrong.
Honestly I'm looking at it from the perspective of
A) someone just died in my house
B) I just watched someone die
C) my dog just killed someone

And I think I'd rather just buy a new tv than have any or all of those things happen

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 3:27:14 PM
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eston posted...
Honestly I'm looking at it from the perspective of
A) someone just died in my house
B) I just watched someone die
C) my dog just killed someone

And I think I'd rather just buy a new tv than have any or all of those things happen
Well yeah, who wouldn't?

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Shotgunnova
10/04/21 3:27:50 PM
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Is my TV okay?

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Solar_Crimson
10/04/21 3:28:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 3:28:59 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Is my TV okay?

No. It broke when your dog attacked one of the dudes who was holding it.

It made the other guy drop it

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Solar_Crimson
10/04/21 3:29:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
yeah same

CE being awful callous about this
I have no sympathy for burglars. As the saying goes: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 3:36:16 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
I have no sympathy for burglars. As the saying goes: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Sympathy for people doing the crime is one thing but the dude is dead though.

Empty space at the dinner table for life. Loved ones left to mourn.

Isn't that a little much as a punishment for a burglar? It's still a sad thing.

A TV can be replaced, a human life can't. Just seems kinda jaded

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ThePrinceFish
10/04/21 3:39:58 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sympathy for people doing the crime is one thing but the dude is dead though.

Empty space at the dinner table for life. Loved ones left to mourn.

Isn't that a little much as a punishment for a burglar? It's still a sad thing.

A TV can be replaced, a human life can't. Just seems kinda jaded
Conversely, the burglar knew the risks and chose to risk his life for a flat screen tv.

Perhaps he should have valued his life more.

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 3:42:00 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
Conversely, the burglar knew the risks and chose to risk his life for a flat screen tv.

Perhaps he should have valued his life more.
I'm not defending the dude or demonizing the dog

I'm just saying it would be a sad and traumatic experience

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divot1338
10/04/21 3:43:52 PM
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Does my dog have a taste for blood now?

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TendoDRM
10/04/21 3:47:26 PM
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Well my dog's a 13 lb Jack Russell.

So equal portions of confused, relieved, and proud.

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Kanaya413
10/04/21 3:55:31 PM
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Good dog
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General-Secura
10/04/21 3:57:23 PM
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It depends. I obviously wouldn't shed a single tear for the burglar, but I would keep a close eye on my dog in case it ever snaps again.
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UnfairRepresent
10/04/21 4:05:13 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Well my dog's a 13 lb Jack Russell.

So equal portions of confused, relieved, and proud.
Jugular vein I guess

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SSJPurple
10/04/21 4:10:07 PM
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im going out and buying him the finest cut of meat my local shop has as a reward/thanks for being such a homie

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eston
10/04/21 4:13:53 PM
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I just don't think I could handle having a room in my home where every time I walk past it I have flashbacks of some dude bleeding out

Plus I gotta bring that dog around my family after he killed a man? Idk about that

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SSJPurple
10/04/21 4:15:59 PM
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eston posted...
I just don't think I could handle having a room in my home where every time I walk past it I have flashbacks of some dude bleeding out

Plus I gotta bring that dog around my family after he killed a man? Idk about that

Wow dude. Your dog risks his butt to protect you and your home and thats your reaction?

Idk man, thats veryidk I dont f*** with it lol

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SpaceBear_
10/04/21 4:16:22 PM
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Panic about the impending charges, but fight my corner and try to save my doggo's life.

I'd probably start a petition on Facebook.

Oh wait.

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eston
10/04/21 4:18:30 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Wow dude. Your dog risks his butt to protect you and your home and thats your reaction?

Idk man, thats veryidk I dont f*** with it lol
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/21 3:10:21 AM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Panic about the impending charges, but fight my corner and try to save my doggo's life.

I'd probably start a petition on Facebook.

Oh wait.
oh snap

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Middle hope
10/05/21 3:14:23 AM
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I put on the song Teabag That Ho and bounce uo and down on the busted TV until the cops arrive

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BloodMoon7
10/05/21 3:15:57 AM
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I have a dog?

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Trumble
10/05/21 3:17:59 AM
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What kind of dog do I now have?

...not a pibble, right? Please tell me it's not a pibble. Robbers are one thing, but I don't want a dog that eats babies.

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SIayer_22
10/05/21 3:18:43 AM
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Steak dinner fuck yes.
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/21 3:49:05 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I have a dog?
yes

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BloodMoon7
10/05/21 4:05:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
yes
Not anymore, murder is bad. To jail he goes.

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GGuirao13
10/05/21 4:28:55 AM
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"Good boy!"

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UnfairRepresent
10/05/21 10:29:21 AM
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divot1338 posted...
Does my dog have a taste for blood now?
Well how would you know?

it just happened

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