Current Events > Boiling Hot Dogs in the Toilet ---Guilty Pleasure or Embarrising Deed?

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I really hate boiling dogs in the toilet, however, if you do it, you don't come out smelling like a bouquet of roses.

I was going through a time in my life when I needed to vent. I did a lot of it with my friends, we would drink a few beers, smoke a couple of cigs, light some candles and then I would start my venting. I would go off on the state of affairs in my life, the problems that were haunting me, and the things that were really disturbing me. I also talked about why these things were really bothering me in my life. I would sometimes take myself to the toilet to do this, but to make it fun, I would boil some dogs. I would boil two or three in a cup of water. After the dogs were done, I would put them on top of my head and I would stand there in my underwear. Sometimes I would light some candles and I would sit there letting the candlelight shine down onto the dogs that were on my head. I would then sit there and enjoy myself for a while. I would talk to myself about how stupid I was being, but in a way that was really funny. It was a chance to really be free and I really loved it. I would have a good time doing that.

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I always did this as a way of not dealing with things that I really didn't want to deal with. For instance, I am no longer a teenager, I am an adult and as an adult I wanted to give my self a break. I didn't want to deal with some of the teenage problems that used to haunt me. For a long time I would do this a few times a year, maybe once a month or so. I would not talk to anyone else about this. No one knew. I had to come to grips with a lot of things in my life and doing this really helped me.


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Nobody does this.

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Cheater87 posted...

Nobody does this.

What about eating a bowl of cereal while taking a shower? Can I eat it while I'm cleaning myself up from something that I already did?

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There's a saying: Don't believe what happened in tomorrow's newspaper. Meaning, that of course we don't know the path yet, but with determination and due diligence even a two-step can become a thousand yard stare. So please, boil today, for we don't know what tomorrow's toilet will hold.

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