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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 8:20:21 AM
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I was just shopping at the grocery store for dinner tonight and I saw a chick at the store. She was wearing a baseball cap, glasses, and mask so I couldn't see her face, but she was wearing a tight t-shirt and had a great rack. I literally thought "Damn, those are some nice boobs......wait a second, are those ___'s boobs!? >_>" >_> I took another look at her face, but it was still hard to tell.

So I literally just guessed and went up to her and said "___ is that you?" and she turned and looked at me and was like "Oh, hey [NeonOctopus]!" How's it going?" And we chatted for a minute before we parted ways. It was a coworker I only partnered with like 3 times so far. She didn't wear glasses on the job, so they threw me off, but I could never forget her fantastic mammary glands.

I can never tell her that I only recognized her from her sweet rack >_> I'm taking that shit to my grave!!

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Dragon239
10/12/21 8:22:18 AM
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How did you know her and her boobs

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CyricZ
10/12/21 8:22:30 AM
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Finally using your powers for good. :-p

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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 8:26:46 AM
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Dragon239 posted...
How did you know her and her boobs
I edited it in. She's a coworker, but I only partnered with her 3 times so far, so I didn't fully recognize her yet.

CyricZ posted...
Finally using your powers for good. :-p
I ALWAYS use my powers for good. It's in the Titty Meister code of honor.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/12/21 9:18:18 AM
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You should get to know her boobs on a much more intimate level, show her your skills in the bedroom.

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yusiko
10/12/21 9:26:28 AM
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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 9:29:28 AM
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gunplagirl
10/12/21 9:30:48 AM
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You know, this reminds me of something similar that happened to me, see I was just shopping at the grocery store for dinner tonight and I saw a chick at the store. She was wearing a baseball cap, glasses, and mask so I couldn't see her face, but she was wearing a tight t-shirt and had a great rack. I literally thought "Damn, those are some nice boobs......wait a second, are those ___'s boobs!? >_>" >_> I took another look at her face, but it was still hard to tell.

So I literally just guessed and went up to her and said "___ is that you?" and she turned and looked at me and was like "Oh, hey [gunplagirl]!" How's it going?" And we chatted for a minute before we parted ways. It was a coworker I only partnered with like 3 times so far. She didn't wear glasses on the job, so they threw me off, but I could never forget her fantastic mammary glands.

I can never tell her that I only recognized her from her sweet rack >_> I'm taking that shit to my grave!!

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spanky1
10/12/21 9:41:22 AM
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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 1:05:25 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 4:01:01 PM
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Naysaspace
10/12/21 4:02:23 PM
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double bumping a dead creeper topic is fucking cringe

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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 4:09:50 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
double bumping a dead creeper topic is fucking cringe
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/12/21 4:16:59 PM
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i'm beginning to think your actual kink is posting these types of topics and seeing our responses

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DrizztLink
10/12/21 4:19:34 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i'm beginning to think your actual kink is posting these types of topics and seeing our responses
https://i.imgur.com/7r9Fonv.jpg

also the dragon's last expression is how I see neon in my mind

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Lairen
10/12/21 4:21:53 PM
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Can you recognize your mom from her boobs?

I can.

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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 4:21:56 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i'm beginning to think your actual kink is posting these types of topics and seeing our responses
I assure you that my #1 kink is boobs and this topic is 100% true

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ROBANN_88
10/12/21 4:24:43 PM
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i've done something similar, but it was a girls ass

she had a fine ass, i looked at it as much as i could at work.
cut to a night at a club with another workmate, he goes something like "hey, look at the ass over there"

me in my head: "wow, that is a very nice ass.....wait a minute, i know that ass, is that her?

just then she turned around and it was indeed her

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Axiom
10/12/21 4:27:02 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Don't flatter yourself. You've always been a creepy villain
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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 6:52:24 PM
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Lairen posted...
Can you recognize your mom from her boobs?

I can.
I haven't seen my mom's boobs since I was like 8 when I accidentally walked in on her getting dressed. idk if I even remember them that well

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NeonOctopus
10/12/21 6:52:38 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i've done something similar, but it was a girls ass

she had a fine ass, i looked at it as much as i could at work.
cut to a night at a club with another workmate, he goes something like "hey, look at the ass over there"

me in my head: "wow, that is a very nice ass.....wait a minute, i know that ass, is that her?

just then she turned around and it was indeed her
My man!

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dj1200
10/13/21 6:25:11 PM
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I liked the part where you provided pics. Oh wait-

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C_Pain
10/13/21 6:27:58 PM
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lmfao

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Damn_Underscore
10/13/21 6:30:52 PM
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lol

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Grinderpug
10/13/21 6:32:39 PM
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dj1200 posted...
I liked the part where you provided pics. Oh wait-


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sauceje
10/13/21 6:54:44 PM
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lmao you're my hero Neon

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cjs28
10/13/21 7:02:38 PM
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sauceje posted...
lmao you're my hero Neon
Thanks

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Damn_Underscore
10/13/21 7:03:14 PM
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but was she hot

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