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Middle hope
10/12/21 8:56:42 AM
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Would you stay here for 1 year (but no internet access) for 50 octillion dollars?

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gunplagirl
10/12/21 9:03:21 AM
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"You think you're overworked? I have to (basic duties required to care for a young child) and cook and clean for my husband (because he's a failure of an adult incapable of caring for himself) and my 3 year old dropped his chicken nugget in the ground and got it covered with lint and after showing me still ate it, so you can't say you know what it's like to really be tired, moms reblog!"

(Pic is from my complaint earlier because it looked like it fell in a fucking lint pile in a corner of the floor then got put back in the box anyways)

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Middle hope
10/12/21 9:06:32 AM
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gunplagirl posted...

"You think you're overworked? I have to (basic duties required to care for a young child) and cook and clean for my husband (because he's a failure of an adult incapable of caring for himself) and my 3 year old dropped his chicken nugget in the ground and got it covered with lint and after showing me still ate it, so you can't say you know what it's like to really be tired, moms reblog!"

(Pic is from my complaint earlier because it looked like it fell in a fucking lint pile in a corner of the floor then got put back in the box anyways)


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gunplagirl
10/12/21 9:20:53 AM
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"Can you believe they wished me happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas? This ruined my day and then I found out I couldn't get the one of a kind deluxe doll set for little Taieghyleurgh (Taylor) because they wanted more money for it than they said! The war on Christmas is real. #jesusisking"

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eston
10/12/21 9:23:41 AM
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Facebook is trying to delete this picture of Jesus. Repost it to show that you believe in the one true Christ!

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Zanzenburger
10/12/21 9:26:34 AM
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*picture of any adorable animal*

Caption: "I bet I won't even get one share"

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gunplagirl
10/12/21 9:28:25 AM
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magMa
drUgs
Sex
insanIty
Cheating

Still think it's just a song your kid is listening to?

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pegusus123456
10/12/21 9:31:40 AM
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MisterPengy
10/12/21 10:01:42 AM
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Zanzenburger posted...
*picture of any adorable animal*

Caption: "I bet I won't even get one share"

This pretty much makes my blood boil. And it's always shared again, despite already having thousands of shares...

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evilpresident
10/12/21 11:49:46 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
This pretty much makes my blood boil. And it's always shared again, despite already having thousands of shares...
The one with the disabled or sick children is worse. "Ah yes, let me abuse this picture of a sick child to farm some likes,'

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DogOfPeace
10/12/21 12:02:19 PM
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Middle hope posted...

i fucking hate this shit.

YOU chose to get pregnant.
YOU had sex.
YOU made a conscious choice based on what YOU wanted.

so remind me again why now I must cater to your every wish and give you preference over everything in life?

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LeoRavus
10/12/21 12:15:39 PM
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I had one who'd share pics of children with some disease or abused animals with captions guilting people into liking and sharing. Then stuff like, "If you love Jesus, share this picture. If you love Satan, keep scrolling".

Let's not forget about the inbox spam because they saw some picture saying they have to send it to 10 people or they'll have shitty luck for a year. At first I'd be like, "Wow I'm glad this person is contacting me". Then see that bullshit and discover they're crazy.

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DogOfPeace
10/12/21 3:10:52 PM
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Dont forget about the ones that share random bitter or jaded phrases captioning the picture of a minion (you know, from the kids movie, the yellow thingies with 1 eye)

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Flauros
10/12/21 3:15:36 PM
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There is a whole rabbit hole to those pages that share pics of fucked up kids and animals and all those "Like, follow and share = 1 prayer" pages.

If you look, a vast majority of them are some middle eastern guy on a page that has just been launched that somehow has thousands of followers. Then you notice some of the older ones advertising products along with their usual share bait shit.

They are building up accounts to get a ton of these old lady followers and then selling them off to sell shit for companies to these stay at home, sunday christians.

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Hayame Zero
10/12/21 3:18:06 PM
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"Honey, come quick! Another police officer is going viral dancing in the middle of a Walmart again!!"

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Zanzenburger
10/12/21 3:57:26 PM
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Flauros posted...
There is a whole rabbit hole to those pages that share pics of fucked up kids and animals and all those "Like, follow and share = 1 prayer" pages.

If you look, a vast majority of them are some middle eastern guy on a page that has just been launched that somehow has thousands of followers. Then you notice some of the older ones advertising products along with their usual share bait shit.

They are building up accounts to get a ton of these old lady followers and then selling them off to sell shit for companies to these stay at home, sunday christians.
I had this exact same conversation with my wife a while back when I made the same observation. When I saw one of those posts I was curious who made them and sure enough, it was some spam/foreign account, likely trying to build a list of gullible people who would share those things.

When my wife asked why would people waste time doing such a thing, I told her that if those people are gullible enough to share those images, they are prime targets for solicitations, MLM, and phishing schemes. They are essentially ratting themselves out as targets for scammers.

For a while I also saw this with fake Tyler Perry pages telling people to comment as he was giving away $10k or something like that. Thousands of comments of people posting thanking him for his generosity.

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Flauros
10/12/21 4:06:32 PM
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Zanzenburger posted...
I had this exact same conversation with my wife a while back when I made the same observation. When I saw one of those posts I was curious who made them and sure enough, it was some spam/foreign account, likely trying to build a list of gullible people who would share those things.

When my wife asked why would people waste time doing such a thing, I told her that if those people are gullible enough to share those images, they are prime targets for solicitations, MLM, and phishing schemes. They are essentially ratting themselves out as targets for scammers.

For a while I also saw this with fake Tyler Perry pages telling people to comment as he was giving away $10k or something like that. Thousands of comments of people posting thanking him for his generosity.


One of the worst parts of the whole thing is that your relative will absolutely not believe that it is a scam. For some reason, they will trust that facebook page more than you. Even if you tell them that they link to shady sites that you should never ever go to.

Flash to 3 months later and they complain to you that they tried to buy something from them and it never showed up and now they have hundreds of fraudulent purchases on their credit card.

Fuckin idiots

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gatorsPENSbucs
10/12/21 4:06:37 PM
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Robot2600
10/12/21 4:34:23 PM
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Jim worked all day every day to support his family. He always wished he could spend more time with them than he did. He always put off going to the waterpark, saying, "We'll do it next weekend." But next weekend never came. Jim was working on a big project for his computer company, and was about to make a breakthrough after all these years. His kids were getting older, but he barely noticed. Finally, the day of his big presentation arrived. Just as he was about to walk into the meeting room, the secretary ran up to him with visibly upset expression. "Jim, there has been an accident, you need to come with me." Jim's family was in a car crash on the way to buy a present for their father to celebrate his big project being completed. They were hit by a drunk driver, and instantly killed.

You never know when those you love the most will leave you. Pass this on to someone you love before it is too late.

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Questionmarktarius
10/12/21 4:37:13 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
Jim's family was in a car crash on the way to buy a present for their father to celebrate his big project being completed. They were hit by a drunk driver, and instantly killed.
That drunk driver? Jim.
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Robot2600
10/12/21 4:39:43 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That drunk driver? Jim.

Jim? He'd go on to become President Jimmy Carter.

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