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NeonOctopus
10/13/21 3:21:21 PM
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Metroid literally got a brand new game that is arguably one of the best in the series.

Zelda literally just got an HD port of one of their worst games ever

Samus said "Get fucked!"

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Questionmarktarius
10/13/21 3:22:42 PM
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Where's my goddamn Metroid Game & Watch?
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-Unowninator-
10/13/21 3:22:44 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Zelda literally just got an HD port of one of their worst games ever

I'm pretty sure Zelda II Adventure of Link is the worst Zelda game ever.
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HylianFox
10/13/21 3:23:22 PM
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and my 35th birthday shit on both of those

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QueenCarly
10/13/21 3:24:38 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I'm pretty sure Zelda II Adventure of Link is the worst Zelda game ever.

Nope. It's a top 3 game in the series

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Lairen
10/13/21 3:25:19 PM
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One of the best

Low bar for Metroid.


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NeonOctopus
10/13/21 3:25:43 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I'm pretty sure Zelda II Adventure of Link is the worst Zelda game ever.
I kinda like it honestly >_> Skyward Sword just drags out its welcome after the first 3rd

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creativeme
10/13/21 3:25:45 PM
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i thought people were talking crap about dread?

i enjoyed the game though. no idea where i'd rank it and i'd need to replay it and samus returns to try to gauge it but super metroid is probably always gonna be my favorite. fusion and zero mission were both amazing but it's hard to really rank those 4 in order. all great games.

they did do zelda dirty. skyward sword is the only main title i never beat so i might buy it. i still have it on the wii but i was so burnt out on motion controls by then. i only beat the 3rd dungeon and never went back to it.
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Lairen
10/13/21 3:25:48 PM
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QueenCarly posted...
Nope. It's a top 3 game in the series

Trolling.

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creativeme
10/13/21 3:28:28 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I'm pretty sure Zelda II Adventure of Link is the worst Zelda game ever.

most people saying that have never even played the game or played for like 10 minutes. same thing about people hating the original game and never giving it a chance.

i didn't beat zelda 2 till i played it on switch and i actually enjoyed it way more than i thought. i'd still rank it pretty low but it's higher than skyward sword and the 2 ds games.
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QueenCarly
10/13/21 3:28:31 PM
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Lairen posted...
Trolling.

Nope. It is a very well made game. It isn't what people expected after Z1 but that doesn't make it bad.

It being a bad game is just a overdone joke mostly by people who haven't played it before.

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QueenCarly
10/13/21 3:29:17 PM
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Lairen posted...
One of the best

Low bar for Metroid.

Shut up

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NeonOctopus
10/13/21 3:29:20 PM
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creativeme posted...
they did do zelda dirty. skyward sword is the only main title i never beat so i might buy it. i still have it on the wii but i was so burnt out on motion controls by then. i only beat the 3rd dungeon and never went back to it.
The 1st Act of Skyward Sword is actually pretty fun, but then the 2nd Act starts to drag and repeat areas, and the 3rd Act is so mindnumbingly boring and repeating areas AGAIN. I just wanted it to end so badly

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NeonOctopus
10/13/21 3:30:05 PM
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Honestly Zelda 1 is up there for me. The pure freedom in that game is just awesome. I replay once a year for kicks >_>

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Questionmarktarius
10/13/21 3:33:40 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
The pure freedom in that game is just awesome.
1 & 2 are the only Zeldas where the dungeon bosses can be ignored until you're damn good and ready to go beat them all up.
Go get the dungeon-item and leave, without any plot-gating.

Maybe also BOTW, but the dungeons themselves are ignorable.
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cjs28
10/13/21 3:55:56 PM
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>_>

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cjs28
10/13/21 8:18:31 PM
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<_<

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cjs28
10/14/21 6:43:28 AM
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>_>

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Duncanwii
10/14/21 6:55:24 AM
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I kinda liked Skyward Sword, though I never beat it so maybe the ending is terrible IDK.
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Xavier_On_High
10/14/21 7:16:26 AM
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Metroid deserves it more. Zelda has been the favourite child for decades.

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SIayer_22
10/14/21 7:23:12 AM
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No Zelda or Metroud game even matches up to the same level as the Zelda Phillips games.
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spikethedevil
10/14/21 7:23:49 AM
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SIayer_22 posted...
No Zelda or Metroud game even matches up to the same level as the Zelda Phillips games.

I mean this is technically true.

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Number090684
10/14/21 7:26:31 AM
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Hard to argue against TC's point. Best thing that has happened to Zelda in the past two years is that Cadence of Hyrule got a physical version.
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Number090684
10/14/21 7:31:26 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I kinda like it honestly >_> Skyward Sword just drags out its welcome after the first 3rd

Truth. In SS the second third is filler and the final third is also filler, but at least during that last part you get a few epic boss duels and access to boss rush and Silent Realm challenges to mix it up after you've done everything.
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cjs28
10/14/21 7:40:52 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
I kinda liked Skyward Sword, though I never beat it so maybe the ending is terrible IDK.
The last 3rd of the game is just awful

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Metal_Bug
10/14/21 9:26:40 AM
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The game is getting negative feedback? I just beat Super Metroid a week ago. Dread is at least as fun to play as Super. But the things that do irritate me about Dread are pretty hard to overlook. The game has low lows, but the highs are more than high enough to make up for it imo.
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Kaldrenthebold
10/14/21 9:27:31 AM
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Tad tones completely blocked me from beating Skyward Sword. What a piece of shit that game is.

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K181
10/14/21 9:32:03 AM
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Yeah, Zeldas 35th ended up being a major thud.

-Unowninator- posted...
I'm pretty sure Zelda II Adventure of Link is the worst Zelda game ever.

Childhood me wants to jump you. Ive got major nostalgia goggles on that one and can practically play it with my eyes closes still.

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masterpug53
10/14/21 11:10:20 AM
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Zelda II is the Temple of Doom of the franchise; that weird outlier that's still pretty enjoyable if you give it a chance (this analogy worked a lot better 20 years ago when there were half the Zelda games there are now, but eh).

Since childhood I'd always wanted a big, adventurous 3D remake of Zelda II; one of the reasons I loved BotW so much was that it turned out to be eerily similar to this nebulous fantasy Zelda II remake I'd always had in my mind.

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Metal_Bug
10/14/21 11:56:51 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
one of the reasons I loved BotW so much was that it turned out to be eerily similar to this nebulous fantasy Zelda II remake I'd always had in my mind.
Interesting. How so?
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masterpug53
10/14/21 2:38:51 PM
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Metal_Bug posted...
Interesting. How so?

Just on a very nebulous and personal level. As a teen (in the late 90's or so, sometime after OoT came out), I started to imagine a Zelda game talking place in a world so big that you could never explore it all. I think Zelda 2 inspired this thought in particular because it was the only game in the series with both an overworld map and more than one or two villages; so for once Hyrule actually felt like a big, diverse worldspace, even if the actual gameplay only took place in small fragments of it. So I thought it would make an awesome game template to remake Zelda 2 in a massive open world; keep the six temples, the 8 or so towns, and just a sprawling, unforgiving wilderness between them for you to explore.

BotW's Faron Jungle (especially the ruins found there) ended up being so close to how I'd pictured the jungle area in this fantasy Zelda 2 remake that it was almost frightening. The giant warrior statues in the Gerudo desert were also very similar to something I'd imagined as well. It's didn't end up being an overall 1-to-1 comparison, of course - I'd pictured more dense forests and arid climates than grasslands - but BotW is probably the closest I'll get in my lifetime to getting a literal 'game of my dreams.'

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Tyranthraxus
10/14/21 2:43:14 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Zelda literally just got an HD port of one of their worst games ever

They also got this:


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