Current Events > If Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees encountered each other, how would it go?

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TULPAMANCER 10/13/21 9:25:13 PM #1:	You can pretend Jason is in Haddonfield on Halloween, or that Michael is at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, whatever... They would begin fighting each other, with Jason emerging victorious They would begin fighting each other, with Michael emerging victorious They would begin fighting each other, with the clash ending in a stalemate One of them would see the other murdering someone, then turn away and go about their business; "I'm gon' let you do you" sort of thing They stare at each other, intrigued, for a few moments before human characters interrupt They join forces and embark upon a massive murder spree Other You can pretend Jason is in Haddonfield on Halloween, or that Michael is at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, whatever... - Results (20 votes) They would begin fighting each other, with Jason emerging victorious 50% (10 votes) 10 They would begin fighting each other, with Michael emerging victorious 0% (0 votes) 0 They would begin fighting each other, with the clash ending in a stalemate 5% (1 vote) 1 One of them would see the other murdering someone, then turn away and go about their business; "I'm gon' let you do you" sort of thing 5% (1 vote) 1 They stare at each other, intrigued, for a few moments before human characters interrupt 20% (4 votes) 4 They join forces and embark upon a massive murder spree 10% (2 votes) 2 Other 10% (2 votes) 2 What do you think? <cite>TULPAMANCER posted [p:959008655] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote> You can pretend Jason is in Haddonfield on Halloween, or that Michael is at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, whatever... They would begin fighting each other, with Jason emerging victorious They would begin fighting each other, with Michael emerging victorious They would begin fighting each other, with the clash ending in a stalemate One of them would see the other murdering someone, then turn away and go about their business; "I'm gon' let you do you" sort of thing They stare at each other, intrigued, for a few moments before human characters interrupt They join forces and embark upon a massive murder spree Other Vote View Results You can pretend Jason is in Haddonfield on Halloween, or that Michael is at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, whatever... - Results (20 votes) They would begin fighting each other, with Jason emerging victorious 50% (10 votes) 10 They would begin fighting each other, with Michael emerging victorious 0% (0 votes) 0 They would begin fighting each other, with the clash ending in a stalemate 5% (1 vote) 1 One of them would see the other murdering someone, then turn away and go about their business; "I'm gon' let you do you" sort of thing 5% (1 vote) 1 They stare at each other, intrigued, for a few moments before human characters interrupt 20% (4 votes) 4 They join forces and embark upon a massive murder spree 10% (2 votes) 2 Other 10% (2 votes) 2 Show Voting Form What do you think? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/13/21 9:26:01 PM #2:	Jason would rip him in half lmao --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:959008668] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Jason would rip him in half lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 10/13/21 9:26:31 PM #3:	Using both of their Zombie or Super natural forms. I will go with Jason, his feats are more impressive. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:959008690] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Using both of their Zombie or Super natural forms. I will go with Jason, his feats are more impressive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TULPAMANCER 10/13/21 9:26:53 PM #4:	Irony posted... Jason would rip him in half lmao He didn't rip Freddy in half >_> Though he did rip off his arm <cite>TULPAMANCER posted [p:959008699] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Jason would rip him in half lmao</quote> He didn't rip Freddy in half >_> Though he did rip off his arm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 10/13/21 9:27:04 PM #5:	Jason is immortal, Michael isn't. Jason just has to play the long game and eventually Michael would tire enough for Jason to finish it. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:959008702] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Jason is immortal, Michael isn't. Jason just has to play the long game and eventually Michael would tire enough for Jason to finish it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 9:28:06 PM #6:	Jason wins easily,Michael is just a human whereas Jason is this undead killer who can't really be stopped. ~~going to hell didn't even stop him,being hanged didn't stop him,being drowned only temporarily stopped him.~~ So Michael has no chance,Jason could just decapitate him. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959008722] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Jason wins easily,Michael is just a human whereas Jason is this undead killer who can't really be stopped. going to hell didn't even stop him,being hanged didn't stop him,being drowned only temporarily stopped him. So Michael has no chance,Jason could just decapitate him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 10/13/21 9:29:16 PM #7:	Jason would win in a fight but I dont think they'd start shit with eachother tbh. Probably just a head nod towards eachother as they walk towards their respective prey --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:959008754] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Jason would win in a fight but I dont think they'd start shit with eachother tbh. Probably just a head nod towards eachother as they walk towards their respective prey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TULPAMANCER 10/13/21 9:29:58 PM #8:	So, you all seem convinced that there is virtually no way Michael and Jason cross paths without ending up fighting? <cite>TULPAMANCER posted [p:959008782] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>So, you all seem convinced that there is virtually no way Michael and Jason cross paths without ending up fighting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 10/13/21 9:31:04 PM #9:	I once saw a video with both of them and some other killers. They were twerking --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:959008814] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>I once saw a video with both of them and some other killers. They were twerking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 10/13/21 9:34:02 PM #11:	Sup brah, how many kills tonight? --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:959008885] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Sup brah, how many kills tonight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 9:35:09 PM #12:	TULPAMANCER posted... So, you all seem convinced that there is virtually no way Michael and Jason cross paths without ending up fighting? Jason doesn't like anyone coming near Camp Crystal Lake, he protects what he sees as his home. Michael kills anyone and everyone indiscriminately, so he would have no issues going after Jason. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959008914] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>TULPAMANCER posted... </cite> <quote>So, you all seem convinced that there is virtually no way Michael and Jason cross paths without ending up fighting?</quote>Jason doesn't like anyone coming near Camp Crystal Lake, he protects what he sees as his home. Michael kills anyone and everyone indiscriminately, so he would have no issues going after Jason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 10/13/21 9:35:34 PM #13:	69 --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:959008926] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>69 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 10/13/21 9:36:55 PM #14:	I dont think theyd be a threat to each other. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:959008961] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>I dont think theyd be a threat to each other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 9:37:21 PM #15:	Michael has no issues with killing kids but Jason won't or kill animals. I think Michael would piss Jason off somehow and Jason would fuck him up. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959008974] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Michael has no issues with killing kids but Jason won't or kill animals. I think Michael would piss Jason off somehow and Jason would fuck him up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 10/13/21 9:40:41 PM #16:	They give each other a loving embrace. :) --- https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb <cite>VTBM posted [p:959009066] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>They give each other a loving embrace. :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/13/21 9:41:28 PM #17:	They would either fight, or fuck. My moneys on the latter, because watching two serial killers fight is boring. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:959009089] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>They would either fight, or fuck. My moneys on the latter, because watching two serial killers fight is boring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 10/13/21 9:41:43 PM #18:	jeffhardyb0yz posted... https://youtube.com/shorts/6J_RJUL51bs?feature=share So every time they get together, they dance. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:959009097] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>jeffhardyb0yz posted...</cite> <quote>https://youtube.com/shorts/6J_RJUL51bs?feature=share</quote> So every time they get together, they dance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/13/21 9:42:32 PM #19:	Slow and lumbering makeout session. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959009126] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Slow and lumbering makeout session. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamestunner 10/13/21 9:47:19 PM #20:	I'll say this to this and to all other horror icons. They will just keep killing each other and reviving everytime. Rinse repeat. <cite>gamestunner posted [p:959009272] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>I'll say this to this and to all other horror icons. They will just keep killing each other and reviving everytime. Rinse repeat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 9:51:58 PM #21:	gamestunner posted... I'll say this to this and to all other horror icons. They will just keep killing each other and reviving everytime. Rinse repeat. Michael wouldn't come back though --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959009401] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>gamestunner posted... </cite> <quote>I'll say this to this and to all other horror icons. They will just keep killing each other and reviving everytime. Rinse repeat.</quote>Michael wouldn't come back though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 10/13/21 9:53:35 PM #22:	For some reason I'm reminded of my favorite fan video of Michael Myers that I found a few years ago and can't seem to find again.... Michael Myers dressed as Michael Myers(Austin Powers). It was really funny at the time. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:959009454] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>For some reason I'm reminded of my favorite fan video of Michael Myers that I found a few years ago and can't seem to find again.... Michael Myers dressed as Michael Myers(Austin Powers). It was really funny at the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TULPAMANCER 10/13/21 9:54:32 PM #23:	Mr_Karate_II posted... Michael wouldn't come back though Michael always comes back <cite>TULPAMANCER posted [p:959009480] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>Michael wouldn't come back though</quote> Michael always comes back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/13/21 9:56:49 PM #24:	In canon he's never had anything done to him that would really kill him. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:959009544] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>In canon he's never had anything done to him that would really kill him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TULPAMANCER 10/13/21 9:58:33 PM #25:	Irony posted... In canon he's never had anything done to him that would really kill him. lol he was literally melting at the end of the first sequel. but if you're talking about stuff like decapitations and the like, sure, that's true. but perhaps because he's the Boogeyman, he has some sort of mystical aura protecting him from truly mortal injuries <cite>TULPAMANCER posted [p:959009595] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>In canon he's never had anything done to him that would really kill him.</quote> lol he was literally melting at the end of the first sequel. but if you're talking about stuff like decapitations and the like, sure, that's true. but perhaps because he's the Boogeyman, he has some sort of mystical aura protecting him from truly mortal injuries </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 10:02:05 PM #26:	TULPAMANCER posted... lol he was literally melting at the end of the first sequel. but if you're talking about stuff like decapitations and the like, sure, that's true. but perhaps because he's the Boogeyman, he has some sort of mystical aura protecting him from truly mortal injuries LOL no, he doesn't have some mystical aura protecting him. That's just as bad as the thorn stuff from 4,5 and 6. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959009708] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>TULPAMANCER posted... </cite> <quote>lol he was literally melting at the end of the first sequel. but if you're talking about stuff like decapitations and the like, sure, that's true. but perhaps because he's the Boogeyman, he has some sort of mystical aura protecting him from truly mortal injuries</quote>LOL no, he doesn't have some mystical aura protecting him. That's just as bad as the thorn stuff from 4,5 and 6. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 10/13/21 10:03:06 PM #27:	Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:959009736] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 10:08:13 PM #28:	pogo_rabid posted... Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will Jason had help though --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959009867] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will</quote>Jason had help though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 10/13/21 10:09:24 PM #29:	Mr_Karate_II posted... Jason had help though Jason was able to parlay his situation into receiving help which goes to show he has another strength --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:959009897] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>Jason had help though</quote>Jason was able to parlay his situation into receiving help which goes to show he has another strength </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 10/13/21 10:13:18 PM #30:	Are they not both invincible? --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:959010013] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Are they not both invincible? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/13/21 10:13:44 PM #31:	RetsuZaiZen posted... Are they not both invincible? Jason is, Michael isn't. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:959010022] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted... </cite> <quote>Are they not both invincible?</quote>Jason is, Michael isn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamestunner 10/13/21 10:53:00 PM #32:	pogo_rabid posted... Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will Freddy was alive and well at the end trolling Jason. <cite>gamestunner posted [p:959011034] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Jason beat Freddie, so take that for what you will</quote> Freddy was alive and well at the end trolling Jason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 10/13/21 10:55:25 PM #33:	Saitama would win. <cite>bknight posted [p:959011106] in If Michael... [t:79709652]...</cite> <quote>Saitama would win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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