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Pandamonic
10/15/21 9:43:11 PM
#201:


You're done Mabus. It's over. I have a spare bed here for you. And some smack. This is your life now.

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Smackems
10/15/21 9:44:39 PM
#202:


You can't have me Panda. I'm taken by Mia Khalifa girl

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 9:47:39 PM
#203:


Smackems posted...
So you rockin the suburbs? Just like Michael Jackson did?

No i'm out in farmland and mountains basically. But it's such a fine line i'm in a city within a few minutes. El Paso is like 30 minutes drive away. New Mexico is very spread out but i'm at the southern end of it so El Paso is my main city by default.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 9:48:52 PM
#204:


Smackems posted...
You can't have me Panda. I'm taken by Mia Khalifa girl
But she's mine. Who do you think planted her there? Both yer asses work for me now!

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Smackems
10/15/21 9:51:05 PM
#205:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No i'm out in farmland and mountains basically. But it's such a fine line i'm in a city within a few minutes. El Paso is like 30 minutes drive away. New Mexico is very spread out but i'm at the southern end of it so El Paso is my main city by default.
I always imagined you just lived out in the desert with no civilization for miles. My dad actually goes to El Paso a lot

Pandamonic posted...
But she's mine. Who do you think planted her there? Both yer asses work for me now!
We runnin a hamster wheel?

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 9:52:13 PM
#206:


What does he go to El Paso for? Military? Only thing I can think of.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 9:55:39 PM
#207:


Smackems posted...
We runnin a hamster wheel?
Nooo I'm saying both yer donkeys are now in my employ.
I need them to move my smack.

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Smackems
10/15/21 9:56:43 PM
#208:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What does he go to El Paso for? Military? Only thing I can think of.
Yep. National Guard stuff

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Smackems
10/15/21 9:57:11 PM
#209:


Pandamonic posted...
Nooo I'm saying both yer donkeys are now in my employ.
I need them to move my smack.
All I got is a small hyper ass dog

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 10:07:26 PM
#210:


Smackems posted...
Yep. National Guard stuff

Yeah El Paso is basically a training ground for all these desert wars we're in.

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Stewman_Magoo
10/15/21 10:08:54 PM
#211:



I finally found the pumpkin pie milkshake sour! It's Thanksgiving weekend all over.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 10:13:14 PM
#212:


Smackems posted...
All I got is a small hyper ass dog
I have one of those, they're useless to move horse around. Fuck. Guess I'll have to colonize another country and have the people do my bidding. Us Belgians are good at that at least.

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Smackems
10/15/21 10:32:20 PM
#213:


Pandamonic posted...
I have one of those, they're useless to move horse around. Fuck. Guess I'll have to colonize another country and have the people do my bidding. Us Belgians are good at that at least.
Tbh it's high time Belgium became a global superpower and empire

Lead the charge. Start with Canada

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 10:34:08 PM
#214:


Aghh i'm outta beer. I hate 12oz cans of beer I swear. 9 of those things and I feel like i'm just getting warmed up. I have to wfh tomorrow so it's probably a good thing. Last couple weeks I woke up a couple hours late and made up bullshit to get my time corrected.

So now i've been paid for watching tv, playing games, fucking, and being blacked out passed out drunk. I think i've done it all by now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-1daAEuoTE

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Stewman_Magoo
10/15/21 10:36:16 PM
#215:



This is pretty fruity for an IPA

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Smackems
10/15/21 10:39:32 PM
#216:


Damn we're gonna lose Johnny. We must power on though

Stewman_Magoo posted...

This is pretty fruity for an IPA
Neat can

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 10:39:41 PM
#217:


What the fuck???????? Brutus Beefcake has his own beer???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S23JCkfYWIo

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Smackems
10/15/21 10:41:46 PM
#218:



Weekend kitty is BACK. Zelda btw

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 10:50:03 PM
#219:


Smackems posted...
Tbh it's high time Belgium became a global superpower and empire

Lead the charge. Start with Canada
Smart. Should be easy enough. To get back into the swing of things.
Next I'll invade America from the south. Start in Lousiana and work my way up, just like the French. Oui oui.
You guys will deliver the rest of the south. Or else I'll send my donkeys after ya.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 10:50:39 PM
#220:


The Conjuring or Fear Street 1994? Which should I watch tonight?

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Smackems
10/15/21 10:53:21 PM
#221:


Pandamonic posted...
Smart. Should be easy enough. To get back into the swing of things.
Next I'll invade America from the south. Start in Lousiana and work my way up, just like the French. Oui oui.
You guys will deliver the rest of the south. Or else I'll send my donkeys after ya.
I wanna pet a donkey!

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
The Conjuring or Fear Street 1994? Which should I watch tonight?
The Conjuring. Good movie. Not very scary though

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 10:56:36 PM
#222:


Ohhh forgot there's a new Park After Dark tonight. THEN The Conjuring.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:00:06 PM
#223:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
The Conjuring or Fear Street 1994? Which should I watch tonight?
I kinda sorta liked Conjuring, 2 as well, so that.

Smackems posted...
I wanna pet a donkey!
You'll get plenty of chances when they take over Miss'ippi in my name!it was mississippi tho right, not missouri? >_>

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IfGodCouldDie
10/15/21 11:00:17 PM
#224:


Smackems posted...
Tbh it's high time Belgium became a global superpower and empire

Lead the charge. Start with Canada
Nah Canada is good. Start with the US there are a lot of oppressed people there that have been conditioned to vote against their best interests.

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Smackems
10/15/21 11:01:38 PM
#225:


Pandamonic posted...
I kinda sorta liked Conjuring, 2 as well, so that.

You'll get plenty of chances when they take over Miss'ippi in my name!it was mississippi tho right, not missouri? >_>
Yeah good ol MISSippi

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:03:28 PM
#226:


Tbh I'm drunk and I'm gonna have to go to sleep because this FUCKER who is also my best friend is getting married.

How will this even work? The sleeping I mean not the marrying and the cahooting and the durpling dumpling schmumpler frewmling

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Smackems
10/15/21 11:04:14 PM
#227:


Fall asleep on your side dude. Raise head of the bed a bit if you can

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:05:25 PM
#228:


Pandamonic posted...
Tbh I'm drunk and I'm gonna have to go to sleep because this FUCKER who is also my best friend is getting married.

How will this even work? The sleeping I mean not the marrying and the cahooting and the durpling dumpling schmumpler frewmling

Thanks for another reminder that i'm not getting married. Funny thing is my ex shares an office with some chick who just got married and she doesn't like her now. Not my fault. I did my best godamnit!

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:06:42 PM
#229:


Fuck I'm sorry Johnny

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BlazinBlue88
10/15/21 11:06:54 PM
#230:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I texted her I'm trading her in for a newer model and she said I guess I didn't want dinner tonight
Damn. I'm so glad you guys have a great relationship. My wife knows I'd never leave her but her anxiety says otherwise.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:08:35 PM
#231:


Smackems posted...
Fall asleep on your side dude. Raise head of the bed a bit if you can
I will try that.

I'm gonna think about a lot of stupid stuff and then I'm gonna probably pass out and feel like shit in a couple hours yesss

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:10:17 PM
#232:


Pandamonic posted...
Fuck I'm sorry Johnny

Nah really i'm happy in a way. It's a shitty situation, but if she's gonna be a jackass about me "blowing up" on her (rightfully so too), then she can fuck right off. She shouldn't have wanted to get married to begin with and that's why I wanted to wait.

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Smackems
10/15/21 11:14:12 PM
#233:


Pandamonic posted...
I will try that.

I'm gonna think about a lot of stupid stuff and then I'm gonna probably pass out and feel like shit in a couple hours yesss
Type as much stupid shit as possible to us. Stupid shit is my favorite kind of shit

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BlazinBlue88
10/15/21 11:14:27 PM
#234:


I'm super drunk on gin, my wife is asleep on the couch beside me with our five dogs, I'm playing God of War, and my best friend hasn't texted me in three weeks. Life's good at the moment.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:16:06 PM
#235:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
my best friend hasn't texted me in three weeks. Life's good at the moment.

HAHA I can kinda actually relate to this.


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Smackems
10/15/21 11:16:24 PM
#236:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I'm super drunk on gin, my wife is asleep on the couch beside me with our five dogs, I'm playing God of War, and my best friend hasn't texted me in three weeks. Life's good at the moment.
Wait how's that last part good

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a-c-a-b
10/15/21 11:16:41 PM
#237:


I'm severally intoxicated right now.

https://youtu.be/XQGdy8r-gTo
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Smackems
10/15/21 11:17:11 PM
#238:



Sleepy Smokey in a seltzer box

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Machete
10/15/21 11:20:47 PM
#239:


Smackems posted...

Wait how's that last part good


When your friends don't text you for weeks, things are peaceful for a while. 3 day booze and coke benders don't happen. Questions about 3 day disappearances don't happen. Having to explain the last two things I said don't happen. Recovering from the last 3 things I said doesn't need to happen. Lying about why all of the last 4 things I said and making up other excuses doesn't need to happen.

In other words, bliss...
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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:23:28 PM
#240:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nah really i'm happy in a way. It's a shitty situation, but if she's gonna be a jackass about me "blowing up" on her (rightfully so too), then she can fuck right off. She shouldn't have wanted to get married to begin with and that's why I wanted to wait.
I hope you are man.
Marriage shit is weird, some couples I know got fucked by it and others thrive. Idk.

Smackems posted...
Type as much stupid shit as possible to us. Stupid shit is my favorite kind of shit
Lol fuck that I can't keep staring at my phone it's fucking me up right now.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:25:13 PM
#241:


a-c-a-b posted...
I'm severally intoxicated right now.

https://youtu.be/XQGdy8r-gTo
Oh man I wanna listen to this but I can't
That'll be for tomorrow FUCK

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Smackems
10/15/21 11:30:36 PM
#242:


Machete posted...
When your friends don't text you for weeks, things are peaceful for a while. 3 day booze and coke benders don't happen. Questions about 3 day disappearances don't happen. Having to explain the last two things I said don't happen. Recovering from the last 3 things I said doesn't need to happen. Lying about why all of the last 4 things I said and making up other excuses doesn't need to happen.

In other words, bliss...
You threw way too many numbers at me. Smackems no good with numbers

Pandamonic posted...
I hope you are man.
Marriage shit is weird, some couples I know got fucked by it and others thrive. Idk.

Lol fuck that I can't keep staring at my phone it's fucking me up right now.
Damn. Lost Johnny and Panda

My Friday drinking buddies are dwindling

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:32:01 PM
#243:


Julian: Who would you rather bone? Laverne or Shirley?

Ricky: I dunno but it's going to require a lot of alcohol

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MabusIncarnate
10/15/21 11:32:38 PM
#244:


I'm here friend



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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:37:02 PM
#245:


Smackems posted...
You threw way too many numbers at me. Smackems no good with numbers

Damn. Lost Johnny and Panda

My Friday drinking buddies are dwindling
There's always tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that. Fuck I have nothing to do anyway all week!

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:40:47 PM
#246:


I'm still here too I just need to figure out what kinda horror movie I wanna watch tonight still. I had two in mind and then pissed on that.

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Smackems
10/15/21 11:42:31 PM
#247:


Pandamonic posted...
There's always tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that. Fuck I have nothing to do anyway all week!
Lucky ass

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm still here too I just need to figure out what kinda horror movie I wanna watch tonight still. I had two in mind and then pissed on that.
Why

MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm here friend

Is this a TPB thingy

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MabusIncarnate
10/15/21 11:43:08 PM
#248:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm still here too I just need to figure out what kinda horror movie I wanna watch tonight still. I had two in mind and then pissed on that.
You ever see Dead Alive? The Babysitter, Midsommar are good options too. Hell, if you feel like a series, Haunting of Hill House was only like 8 episodes and was really great.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/15/21 11:45:03 PM
#249:


I'm just indecisive. I can scroll through Netflix for like 30 minutes and close it out thinkin.... fuck I just wasted 30 minutes searching for nothing.

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Pandamonic
10/15/21 11:45:08 PM
#250:


Smackems posted...
Is this a TPB thingy
It's Randy Bobandy!


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