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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 10:09:34 AM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then your brain will somehow lose the ability to walk.

You can stand still, sit down, swim, crawl like the dog you are, slide and roll but if you try to walk your brain will automatically correct itself to making you run at full sprint.

Like a video game except with no toggle. That's what your brain is. No exceptions. Could be the local Wal-Mart, your dad's funeral or you alone in a field and you still can not walk.



This is permanent and irreversible.

Would you take it?

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Xavier_On_High
10/15/21 10:18:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
crawl like the dog you are

Steady on.

Anyway, I'd happily roll everywhere if i had the excuse, which this would give me.

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FabIe
10/15/21 10:19:37 AM
#3:


Can I sillywalk?

https://youtu.be/eCLp7zodUiI

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 10:30:27 AM
#4:


FabIe posted...
Can I sillywalk?
no

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FabIe
10/15/21 11:54:35 AM
#5:


No deal

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3PiesAndAFork
10/15/21 12:05:06 PM
#6:


Deal. I'll just use a wheelchair.

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