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MorbidFaithless
10/15/21 10:19:10 PM
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ting? As a mythic text or whatever, is it well written/structured?

It just has so many pages... I could never.

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Stalolin
10/15/21 10:19:33 PM
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Nah its a snooze.

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Juhanor
10/15/21 10:23:10 PM
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The New Testament is pretty good
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__aCEr__
10/15/21 10:23:27 PM
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It's thrilling if you're really into who begat whom

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BeyondWalls
10/15/21 10:29:14 PM
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"in full."

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Nukazie
10/15/21 10:30:23 PM
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yeah it drags on until you reach the devil dragon ninja arc

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nfearurspecimn
10/15/21 10:31:05 PM
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Psalms and Proverbs are pretty good.

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CRON
10/15/21 10:31:20 PM
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99.9% of it is filler.

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harley2280
10/15/21 10:55:01 PM
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There's an exciting story about a guy who hates kids summoning bears using the power of the Lord, and the bears kill 42 kids.

Also a story about two lady's agreeing to eat their kids, and one of them backs out after they eat the first ones kid.
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ReignFury
10/15/21 10:56:55 PM
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Yeah I love mythology

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MedeaLysistrata
10/15/21 10:57:31 PM
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Are they still in Egypt?

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FortuneCookie
10/15/21 10:58:05 PM
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As a Christian...

If it's a collection of myths, it could've used a hydra.
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/15/21 10:58:27 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
It's thrilling if you're really into who begat whom


lolololol
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TheRadiant
10/15/21 10:58:43 PM
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Leviticus is basically just rules for the Jews

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DarkChozoGhost
10/15/21 10:59:27 PM
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Some parts are kinda fun but not most

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Steffenfield
10/15/21 11:01:40 PM
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Perhaps you would enjoy this faithful rendition just for the storytelling.

https://www.amazon.com/The-Action-Bible/dp/083077744X/
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gigageek1500
10/15/21 11:01:54 PM
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Its charm... isn't obvious. Find some good commentaries, maybe?

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Arcanine2009
10/15/21 11:03:07 PM
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Juhanor posted...
The New Testament is pretty good
It's like a reboot, right?

Man anyone ever try to make a movie of the entire bible in chronological order? like cover everything in it? This would take several movies..

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Njolk
10/15/21 11:04:04 PM
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It definitely drags, it's written how a 90 year old would tell a story

And the stories aren't interesting mythology, even

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Xethuminra
10/15/21 11:05:42 PM
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He came (He came)
and then the Lord came (the Lord came)
He cometh (He cometh)
Cometh is He (Cometh is He)
The Lord (The Lord)
It is He (It is He)

The Bible is kinda like that. For 10,000,000 pages.
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Xethuminra
10/15/21 11:09:58 PM
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The tent (The tent)
It was blue (It was blue)
Like the sky (like the sky)
Over Thermopoli (Over Thermopoli)
It was blue (Blue, it was)
Blue, it was (It was blue)
Like the sky! (The sky!)
Thermopoli! (Thermopoli)

The stitching (the stitching)
I will will describe the stitching (as He describes)
The stitching! (Its stitching!)
of the cloth! (Oh! The cloth!)
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TheRadiant
10/15/21 11:11:32 PM
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Read Revelations it's complete madness

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ReignFury
10/15/21 11:15:18 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
No, it's boring sometimes. I remember the point I stopped was where they spent like half a dozen pages describing how a tent was built and then another half dozen summarizing what was just said.

What about the pages of mind numbing enumerated geneology

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MorbidFaithless
10/15/21 11:48:34 PM
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The major theme I'm getting here is: edit edit edit!

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