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UnfairRepresent
10/16/21 4:11:23 AM
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Would you approve?


Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new boyfriend that she has been dating for a few months.

She knocks on the door and when you answer it you are shocked to discover that her boyfriend is Dagoth Ur, immortal Lord High Councilor of House Dagoth.

She goes "Hi daddy! This is Dagoth Ur, the guy I've been telling you about!"

And Dagoth Ur says "Dagoth Ur welcomes you, my old friend. But to this place where destiny is made. Why have you come unprepared? Come, Friend or traitor, come. Come. Come to me, through fire and war. I welcome you."



How would you react?

What do you do?

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Xethuminra
10/16/21 4:15:25 AM
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I cast invisibility & nightstep & watch him panic

just like everyone else
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BloodMoon7
10/16/21 4:18:52 AM
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Who

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Irony
10/16/21 4:19:31 AM
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Will he call me Nerevar?

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UnfairRepresent
10/16/21 4:21:57 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Who
Dagoth Ur, immortal Lord High Councilor of House Dagoth.

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unnamedsoldier
10/16/21 4:22:58 AM
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is that some Lovecraft thing?
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Xethuminra
10/16/21 4:23:31 AM
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Looks a ReDead got ahold of Majoras mask
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/21 5:33:21 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
I cast invisibility & nightstep & watch him panic

just like everyone else
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?

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Xethuminra
10/16/21 5:36:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?
No!

I tell him the witch doctor wants his mask
back. The Aztecs called. Sols pissed. And so are the Egyptians. Asia. And the Shroud of Turin. Thats right. You know you messed up when you pissed off a shroud. Ive seen Spawn, Doctor Strange, and Maximum Carnage. Living capes are no laughing thing.

Had enough, Mr. Mask Man? Little tall to be a stormtrooper, if you know what Im sayin zayinz


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