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UnfairRepresent
10/18/21 7:03:04 PM
#1:


Would you approve?


Your 19 year old son is coming over for dinner to introduce you to his new girlfriend because they are getting serious and may be moving in together (although they are arguing about who will move in with who). He says they met at a party and he fell for her after she heroically effortlessly beat up a group of Black Mask thugs who tried to steal his money.

"Oh here she comes now Daddy, I hope you made a big dinner because my Ivywhyvee has quite the appetite."

Then your jaw nearly hits the floor when you see Poison Ivy start to approach your home. Riding on some giant plant thing

https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/8/6/7/AAZiH8AABSuz.jpg

Her plant infused DNA has made her never age and she claims she is not using her pheromones so this relationship is real love.

How do you react?
Would you believe her?
Do you approve?

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JKwaffle
10/18/21 7:03:59 PM
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I'm proud of my son, Kite Man.

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Zikten
10/18/21 7:07:20 PM
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I would ask her to introduce me to Harley Quinn
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Kanaya413
10/18/21 7:07:21 PM
#5:


No issue
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monkmith
10/18/21 7:08:22 PM
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i'll sit her down next to my bottle of concentrated round-up and give her the shovel talk. then i'll ask her how to improve my garden.

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Nukazie
10/18/21 7:13:01 PM
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i poison her ivy

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pfh1001
10/18/21 7:17:22 PM
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Um, doesn't that mean she'll kill my son if they sleep together? Because I'm going to have to disapprove of such a toxic relationship.
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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 7:18:42 PM
#9:


Oh no a vegan

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UnfairRepresent
10/18/21 7:32:06 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Oh no a vegan


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ToadallyAwesome
10/18/21 7:35:04 PM
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JKwaffle posted...
I'm proud of my son, Kite Man.

Hell yeah! Cause his actually parents werent!

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lordofmud
10/18/21 7:39:37 PM
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Isnt her kiss poison?

No no. That's a no go.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/18/21 7:40:19 PM
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She's a super villain

That puts my son and the rest of our family in immediate danger

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UnfairRepresent
10/19/21 11:12:50 AM
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Yes is winning

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UnfairRepresent
10/20/21 1:36:03 PM
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Jeez, what's with all the deleted messages lol

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jpenny2
10/20/21 1:42:47 PM
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lordofmud posted...
Isnt her kiss poison?

No no. That's a no go.
Hopefully he remembered his rubber lips.

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gna647
10/20/21 1:43:22 PM
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Turbam
10/20/21 1:46:00 PM
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Hell yeah!

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WingsOfGood
10/20/21 2:11:49 PM
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Become her manservant slave
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UnfairRepresent
10/20/21 2:48:49 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Become her manservant slave
That would be awkward as fuck considering she's dating your son

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WingsOfGood
10/20/21 2:49:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That would be awkward as fuck considering she's dating your son

she isn't, he is her slave too

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/20/21 2:51:33 PM
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Be happy for him and ask her how to better take care of my garden.

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