Current Events > Asia has a medical fleshlight for collecting semen samples >___>

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NeonOctopus
10/18/21 7:38:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAsrRXzQ6-4

I need to go to Asia when I want to get check ups! >_>

Doc: "So it looks like your mild headache is caused by a lack of sleep"
Me: "Okay, but I think we should get a semen sample just to make sure all the options are explored"

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/18/21 7:39:35 PM
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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 7:39:43 PM
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This is just like my Japanese hentai animes!

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NeonOctopus
10/18/21 7:40:14 PM
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Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch

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samurai bandit
10/18/21 7:40:14 PM
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Old. Been there, used that.

not really

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Dakimakura
10/18/21 7:40:24 PM
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needs a hot nurse to stand behind it

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NeonOctopus
10/18/21 7:40:59 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Old

samurai bandit posted...
Old. Been there, used that.
It's new to someone damnit!

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kingdrake2
10/18/21 7:43:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of nurses just watch


this could work depending how good body looks.
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NeonOctopus
10/18/21 7:44:35 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
this could work depending how good body looks.
What if it's all dude nurses watching you?

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Dakimakura
10/18/21 7:45:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
What if it's all dude nurses watching you?

I just pretend their buttholes feel that good and finish inside of them.

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Irony
10/18/21 7:46:22 PM
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Do they have one that teleports it into the sun so I don't have to fucking clean it?

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NeonOctopus
10/18/21 7:47:09 PM
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Irony posted...
Do they have one that teleports it into the sun so I don't have to fucking clean it?
You don't have to clean shit. It's gonna be some low-paid CNA cleaning the man juice out of it >_>

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NeonMeister
10/19/21 8:52:39 AM
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Alt tag >_>

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DogOfPeace
10/19/21 8:54:37 AM
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This sounds unhygienic?

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gunplagirl
10/19/21 8:55:14 AM
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NeonMeister
10/19/21 8:57:59 AM
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DogOfPeace posted...
This sounds unhygienic?
They put like 2 layers of plastic wrap between you and the actual fleshlight part tho >_>

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/19/21 8:59:40 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
You don't have to clean shit. It's gonna be some low-paid CNA cleaning the man juice out of it >_>


NeonMeister posted...
They put like 2 layers of plastic wrap between you and the actual fleshlight part tho >_>


Exactly. Look at needing to pay someone extra money and get extra supplies that is probably only sold by the company that makes the robo-BJ machine giver for an insane markup. Just so a dude doesn't have to go into a room and jerk off? Just let them jerk off and save money.

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Cobra1010
10/19/21 9:00:00 AM
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Looks like its from some tech convention. Wonder if this ever made it into actual sperm banks

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DogOfPeace
10/19/21 9:01:31 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Exactly. Look at needing to pay someone extra money and get extra supplies that is probably only sold by the company that makes the robo-BJ machine giver for an insane markup. Just so a dude doesn't have to go into a room and jerk off? Just let them jerk off and save money.

there is probably more to it. Anyone can finish, even when soft, just ask Johnny Knoxville. But you need to have your unit working if you are going to penetrate that machine, so maybe its also an ED test of sorts


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Touch
10/19/21 9:01:37 AM
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Creampie is on the menu baybeeeee

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