Current Events > You're told your girlfriend is pregnant with a boy but then she has triplets.

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UnfairRepresent 10/23/21 10:18:41 AM #1:	You take your girlfriend to hospital to give birth (missing the end of the big game to do it) You've been told it's a boy the whole pregnancy, but when she actually gives birth, it's triplets. All girls. Turns out they screwed up on the ultrasounds and kept missing it. Inverse to yourself giving birth if biologically female. How would you react? What would you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959311527] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>You take your girlfriend to hospital to give birth (missing the end of the big game to do it) You've been told it's a boy the whole pregnancy, but when she actually gives birth, it's triplets. All girls. Turns out they screwed up on the ultrasounds and kept missing it. Inverse to yourself giving birth if biologically female. How would you react? What would you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 10/23/21 10:21:30 AM #2:	Convince her to let me name them Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:959311575] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Convince her to let me name them Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/21 10:28:06 AM #3:	AldousIsDead posted... Convince her to let me name them Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup. Good answer --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959311713] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite> <quote>Convince her to let me name them Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup.</quote>Good answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 10/24/21 8:45:06 AM #4:	dna test --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:959337660] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>dna test </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/24/21 8:49:42 AM #5:	Thing 1 Thing 2 Super Awesome McBadass Cool --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959337728] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Thing 1 Thing 2 Super Awesome McBadass Cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/24/21 8:51:36 AM #6:	dna test If mine, be ecstatic cus i would prefer daughters to sons cry because i'm not prepared for 3 kids <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:959337758] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>dna test If mine, be ecstatic cus i would prefer daughters to sons cry because i'm not prepared for 3 kids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/24/21 9:04:43 AM #7:	DNA test --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:959337938] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>DNA test </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/24/21 9:11:19 AM #8:	How shit is this hospital that it missed triplets? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959338022] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>How shit is this hospital that it missed triplets? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 10/24/21 9:17:50 AM #9:	File for state aid immediately --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:959338111] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>File for state aid immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/21 9:19:17 AM #10:	spikethedevil posted... How shit is this hospital that it missed triplets? Well I heard that late ultrasounds are 99.99% successful (Early ultrasound misses are common)at predicting twins/triplets Which by default means there's a 0.01% chance of a fuck up right? Has to happen to someone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959338128] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>How shit is this hospital that it missed triplets?</quote>Well I heard that late ultrasounds are 99.99% successful (Early ultrasound misses are common)at predicting twins/triplets Which by default means there's a 0.01% chance of a fuck up right? Has to happen to someone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/24/21 9:22:24 AM #11:	DNA test immediately --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:959338160] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>DNA test immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 10/24/21 9:22:32 AM #12:	Bibidi, Bobbidi and Buu. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:959338164] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Bibidi, Bobbidi and Buu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/24/21 9:22:47 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well I heard that late ultrasounds are 99.99% successful (Early ultrasound misses are common)at predicting twins/triplets Which by default means there's a 0.01% chance of a fuck up right? Has to happen to someone True, As long as everyone is safe and healthy then Im happy. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959338168] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well I heard that late ultrasounds are 99.99% successful (Early ultrasound misses are common)at predicting twins/triplets Which by default means there's a 0.01% chance of a fuck up right? Has to happen to someone</quote> True, As long as everyone is safe and healthy then Im happy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 10/24/21 9:24:38 AM #14:	I'd probably start stressing about money and logistical stuff that changes from having 1 baby to 3 babies --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:959338188] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably start stressing about money and logistical stuff that changes from having 1 baby to 3 babies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 10/24/21 9:25:55 AM #15:	Like fuck, we'd have to call someone to go get an extra car and car seats since a regular seat row can't hold 3 car seats if I'm not mistaken --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:959338210] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Like fuck, we'd have to call someone to go get an extra car and car seats since a regular seat row can't hold 3 car seats if I'm not mistaken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/21 9:51:43 AM #16:	i don't really get the "DNA test" posts It's like "Well I can sire one baby fine but triplets!? No way my sperm is that good. Must have been Wesley!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959338586] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>i don't really get the "DNA test" posts It's like "Well I can sire one baby fine but triplets!? No way my sperm is that good. Must have been Wesley!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/24/21 9:53:58 AM #17:	The DNA test is to make sure all those children are yours, its bad enough paying for one child but 3 is a lot. Imagine being the dude who paid for those children then later found out they are not his, bad times. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:959338623] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>The DNA test is to make sure all those children are yours, its bad enough paying for one child but 3 is a lot. Imagine being the dude who paid for those children then later found out they are not his, bad times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/24/21 9:55:16 AM #18:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... The DNA test is to make sure all those children are yours, its bad enough paying for one child but 3 is a lot. Imagine being the dude who paid for those children then later found out they are not his, bad times. Human conception doesnt work how you think it works a human woman cant be pregnant with different fathers children at the same time. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959338644] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>The DNA test is to make sure all those children are yours, its bad enough paying for one child but 3 is a lot. Imagine being the dude who paid for those children then later found out they are not his, bad times.</quote> Human conception doesnt work how you think it works a human woman cant be pregnant with different fathers children at the same time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/21 9:59:06 AM #19:	spikethedevil posted... Human conception doesnt work how you think it works a human woman cant be pregnant with different fathers children at the same time. yeah exactly lol that's some hentai shit The implication is you're cool with raising another dude's kid but only 1 --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959338720] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Human conception doesnt work how you think it works a human woman cant be pregnant with different fathers children at the same time.</quote>yeah exactly lol that's some hentai shit The implication is you're cool with raising another dude's kid but only 1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 10/24/21 10:04:57 AM #20:	I guess he's trying to say that, maybe the guy would be fine taking responsibility for 1 child mistakingly, but 3. Hell naw --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:959338829] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>I guess he's trying to say that, maybe the guy would be fine taking responsibility for 1 child mistakingly, but 3. Hell naw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/24/21 10:06:05 AM #21:	emblem boy posted... I guess he's trying to say that, maybe the guy would be fine taking responsibility for 1 child mistakingly, but 3. Hell naw Which is still odd. Can you clarify @RiKuToTheMiGhtY just to end the confusion lol. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959338857] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>emblem boy posted... </cite> <quote>I guess he's trying to say that, maybe the guy would be fine taking responsibility for 1 child mistakingly, but 3. Hell naw</quote> Which is still odd. Can you clarify @RiKuToTheMiGhtY just to end the confusion lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/24/21 11:00:31 AM #22:	Some idiots might just accept the baby as theirs and sign the birth certificate then find out later the child is not theirs. No one on earth should ever not make sure via DNA test that the triplets are their children the moment they are born as no one should be the fool just assuming the triplets are theirs on trust, faith or whatever other bullshit. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:959339856] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Some idiots might just accept the baby as theirs and sign the birth certificate then find out later the child is not theirs. No one on earth should ever not make sure via DNA test that the triplets are their children the moment they are born as no one should be the fool just assuming the triplets are theirs on trust, faith or whatever other bullshit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/24/21 11:02:44 AM #23:	Oh hes just leaning into his sexist all woman are cheaters gimmick. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:959339910] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Oh hes just leaning into his sexist all woman are cheaters gimmick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/24/21 11:05:58 AM #25:	No I think a DNA test should be mandatory for everyone. Way to many families have been torn apart by this shit, and if you do not believe me look at the rate of paternity fraud in the UK and France. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:959339972] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>No I think a DNA test should be mandatory for everyone. Way to many families have been torn apart by this shit, and if you do not believe me look at the rate of paternity fraud in the UK and France. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/24/21 11:06:06 AM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... You take your girlfriend to hospital to give birth (missing the end of the big game to do it) FUCK!!! --- Smooth hands that I'd been stripped of, I knew the ground 'til I was flying <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:959339978] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You take your girlfriend to hospital to give birth (missing the end of the big game to do it)</quote>FUCK!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/24/21 11:06:42 AM #27:	I'm infertile, so she gets her ass dumped --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959339985] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>I'm infertile, so she gets her ass dumped </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SapphicBoy 10/24/21 11:08:04 AM #29:	JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... 9 months later? Good point. Whenever I discover she's pregnant --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959340016] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... </cite> <quote>9 months later?</quote>Good point. Whenever I discover she's pregnant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 10/24/21 11:19:18 AM #30:	UnfairRepresent posted... Nice. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:959340239] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote> </quote> Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/24/21 11:36:33 AM #31:	UnfairRepresent posted... i don't really get the "DNA test" posts It's like "Well I can sire one baby fine but triplets!? No way my sperm is that good. Must have been Wesley!" Who said I was fine with one baby? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:959340548] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>i don't really get the "DNA test" posts It's like "Well I can sire one baby fine but triplets!? No way my sperm is that good. Must have been Wesley!"</quote> Who said I was fine with one baby? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/24/21 11:41:59 AM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... Must have been Wesley! --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959340657] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Must have been Wesley! </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/24/21 11:49:44 AM #33:	I guess you just have to roll with it. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:959340824] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>I guess you just have to roll with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/21 12:12:13 PM #34:	SapphicBoy posted... I'm infertile, so she gets her ass dumped I guess it turns out you weren't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959341362] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>SapphicBoy posted... </cite> <quote>I'm infertile, so she gets her ass dumped</quote>I guess it turns out you weren't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 10/24/21 12:27:58 PM #35:	Buy two more of everything --- Roxas that's a stick <cite>teep_ posted [p:959341730] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>Buy two more of everything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/24/21 12:35:04 PM #36:	UnfairRepresent posted... I guess it turns out you weren't No. --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959341903] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I guess it turns out you weren't</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/21 12:50:51 PM #37:	This is a hypothetical --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959342246] in You're tol... [t:79724560]...</cite> <quote>This is a hypothetical </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > You're told your girlfriend is pregnant with a boy but then she has triplets.