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WesternMedia
10/23/21 11:58:11 PM
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https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tries-rob-waffle-house-finger-guns-nabs-napkins-his-exit-1640595

Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit

A Florida man has been arrested after attempting to rob a local Waffle House with finger guns and stealing napkins from the local restaurant.

On Tuesday, the Madison County Sheriff's Office said that 28-year-old Eward Wiliam Rodriguez of Madison, Florida is facing charges for unarmed robbery and assault after trying to rob the restaurant while under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

Witnesses at the restaurant told Madison County deputies that Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog, gestured his hands into finger guns and yelled out, "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed!" Rodriguez then grabbed a handful of napkins and fled the scene.

Shortly afterward, Madison County deputies caught up with Rodriguez at home where he confessed to robbing the restaurant of its napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's Office.

Yes, this is another Florida story.

Also, he was so high he probably thought the napkins were dollar bills.

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AuroraUnit836
10/24/21 12:00:09 AM
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Lmfao

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BloodMoon7
10/24/21 12:04:39 AM
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WesternMedia posted...
Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog
What a menace to society.

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HairyQueen
10/26/21 3:39:42 AM
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This almost sounds like someone trying to go to prison for healthcare

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gunplagirl
10/26/21 3:46:20 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
This almost sounds like someone trying to go to prison for healthcare
Said he was on drugs so he probably just thought it would be funny lol. The charges will definitely be reduced and he'll probably plead down to like, harassment and menacing, do a month behind bars, community service, and a $500 fine plus damages for uh. Napkins.

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Kloe_Rinz
10/26/21 3:50:13 AM
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The dog was later destroyed
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WesternMedia
10/28/21 12:10:43 AM
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dog?

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Smackems
10/28/21 12:13:44 AM
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This sounds like he lost a bet or something

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Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
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