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Irony
10/25/21 7:29:54 PM
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https://youtu.be/eSvjqd2d_gQ

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sabrestorm
10/25/21 7:30:45 PM
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People still let their kids receive candy from strangers?

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Irony
10/25/21 7:40:58 PM
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Shut the fuck up skermac

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BloodMoon7
10/25/21 7:42:16 PM
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I don't have kids. One time I carried around candy in my pockets and handed them out though. Said I was the Pocket Clown and danced around.

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LeoRavus
10/25/21 7:47:48 PM
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My mom used to tell me to look for razor blades stuck in fruit.

I was like who would be dumb enough to put a blade in an apple like it couldn't be traced to the source

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Irony
10/25/21 8:15:39 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
My mom used to tell me to look for razor blades stuck in fruit.

I was like who would be dumb enough to put a blade in an apple like it couldn't be traced to the source
According to the police, people now put edibles in children's bags.

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yusiko
10/25/21 8:21:59 PM
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no one gives out home made candy these days everything is prepackaged

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sabrestorm
10/25/21 9:42:14 PM
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Im not giving out candy again until after the pandemic

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sabrestorm
10/25/21 9:42:55 PM
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Irony posted...
Shut the fuck up skermac

yeah skermac stop pretending to be me

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DeathDeathSong
10/25/21 9:44:34 PM
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genuinely i have never understood the myth that people are putting drugs in kids candy
like who the fuck would be giving their shit away for FREE like that

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DocileOrangeCup
10/25/21 9:47:56 PM
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sabrestorm
10/25/21 9:50:02 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
genuinely i have never understood the myth that people are putting drugs in kids candy
like who the fuck would be giving their shit away for FREE like that

the dealer that lives next door and is trying to get new customers

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Vampire_Wreath
10/25/21 9:51:31 PM
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They use syringes to put shit through the bars

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Umbreon
10/25/21 9:52:49 PM
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Little kids don't have money though. They'd be better off trying to give that to the parents, or at least older teens.

But overall it seems like way too big a risk for people to actually do that.

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Smackems
10/25/21 10:00:30 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't have kids. One time I carried around candy in my pockets and handed them out though. Said I was the Pocket Clown and danced around.
I like to dance my pocket clown around ifn ya know what I mean

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