Current Events > Who would win in a fight

Topic List
Page List: 1
DocileOrangeCup
10/27/21 7:16:19 PM
#1:


Who....










Rules:
Urban environment
Nobody can use weapons unless stated in their description, OR if they find a rock or something
Not necessarily to the death, just until the other person/group submits

The toddler emerges from a burning building like a smash bros intro when the match starts
The toddler is 4 years old and kind of knows math already. The pitbull is average sized.

The 37 year old woman has a son that does taekwando. He's not present.

The trans people and cemen are chosen at random, and the sticks are around 2 feet long and are somewhat durable. The speedos aren't.

Ashy Larry is in character

Harry Gregson Williams is armed with a synth.

Big pitbull is brown and is wearing shoes. It's not rabid or something

Who wins?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk
10/27/21 7:19:07 PM
#2:


Man you need to get some sleep

Joe Rogan tho

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
10/27/21 7:19:47 PM
#3:


TeaMilk posted...
Man you need to get some sleep

Joe Rogan tho
That's fair

The pitbull is named Jeremy

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/27/21 7:20:26 PM
#4:


Biden and Cornpop

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
10/27/21 7:25:13 PM
#5:


... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
10/27/21 7:26:22 PM
#6:


world's fattest man

---
Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost*
Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CornPop
10/27/21 7:28:56 PM
#7:


Smackems posted...
Biden and Cornpop

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Excuse me??

You heard the man.

---
"Thank you Dr. Pepper" - Joe Biden
... Copied to Clipboard!
#8
Post #8 was unavailable or deleted.
DocileOrangeCup
10/27/21 7:38:01 PM
#9:


nfearurspecimn posted...
world's fattest man
Oh fuck I knew I was forgetting someone

CornPop posted...
You heard the man.
Well.... Good luck sir

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Really? I feel like the trans guys could probably stick it pretty good

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/27/21 7:38:05 PM
#10:


CornPop posted...
You heard the man.
The man. THE LEGEND

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
10/27/21 7:47:38 PM
#11:


Joe Rog-

DocileOrangeCup posted...
The pitbull is named Jeremy

The Pitbull.

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1