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brestugo
10/28/21 10:43:57 AM
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She sleeps 4 feet above the bed. Head rotates 180 degrees. Green vomit. Curses your mother. Possessed.

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Looked gf
10/28/21 10:44:17 AM
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Whats the downside?

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Ivany2008
10/28/21 10:45:25 AM
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More space for me to sleep in the bed, she'll always be paying attention to me. The only downside is that she spews vomit. Possessed and curses my mother sounds like a normal girlfriend/wife.
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CalosiaTana
10/28/21 10:46:02 AM
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Is she the gatekeeper?

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Vicious_Dios
10/28/21 10:49:48 AM
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brestugo posted...
She sleeps 4 feet above the bed. Head rotates 180 degrees.

Hmmm.... I can definitely work with thi-

brestugo posted...
Green vomit. Curses your mother.

To thy streets thou returnst

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brestugo
10/28/21 10:49:59 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
More space for me to sleep in the bed, she'll always be paying attention to me. The only downside is that she spews vomit. Possessed and curses my mother sounds like a normal girlfriend/wife.

lmao

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Veggeta_MAX
10/28/21 10:50:33 AM
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Hail naw

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Turbam
10/28/21 10:52:28 AM
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brestugo
10/28/21 11:09:19 AM
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All of her enemies are dead. That bitch who cut her off in the supermarket parking lot died in a fire. Karens fear her sight.

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bigblu89
10/28/21 11:21:03 AM
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If she's puking all over the place, she isn't the perfect girl.

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brestugo
10/28/21 11:27:33 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
If she's puking all over the place, she isn't the perfect girl.
Seems to mainly occur around religious institutions. She loves evil operations like gas stations and Starbucks though.

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Big_Nabendu
10/28/21 12:00:02 PM
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Hows her ass

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sabrestorm
10/28/21 12:01:01 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?



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brestugo
10/28/21 3:42:34 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Hows her ass
Somehow enchanting.

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