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AwesomeTurtwig
10/31/21 4:05:13 PM
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Remember, NNN starts in at Nov 1st local time. Share your NNN stories here!

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Dikitain
10/31/21 4:06:39 PM
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Last year on Nov 1st I thought "Oh yea, that starts today!"

And then I proceeded to nut.

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ReturnOfFa
10/31/21 4:30:28 PM
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I like to masturbate and see no benefit in partaking.

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captpackrat
10/31/21 4:37:42 PM
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More like Ninety Nut November.

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FrozenBananas
10/31/21 5:50:22 PM
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I like my November Nutty thank you very much

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joemodda
10/31/21 6:04:14 PM
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People with peanut allergies living life on hard mode

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Zedonra
10/31/21 6:07:16 PM
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I actually did it a couple of years ago, was miserable. Though the NoFap fanatics say that I'm detoxing and the detox might last even longer than a month. If I could totally kill my libido it would save me a lot of time though. Meh, I'd rather go LowFap, that is, try to Fap only 1-3 times a week. It actually does feel like it provides a boost.

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ReturnOfFa
10/31/21 6:13:13 PM
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If I don't cum for three days my nut is destructive. I don't want to find out what it's like after 30 days.

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Zedonra
10/31/21 6:17:39 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Thats literally not a thing.

As for this year? I already lost.

I think I was using the wrong word, withdrawal. Like when you take a drug for a long time but have to go without like Dr. House and Vicodin. But, yeah, I'm not sure if that's a thing.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/31/21 6:21:18 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I like to masturbate and see no benefit in partaking.

Regular masturbation may in fact be healthy for your prostate.

It's also been suggested that it can prevent erectile dysfunction later in life. And it can act as a form of general stress relief (which is good for long-term health), as well as help you sleep better at night.
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Mead
10/31/21 6:25:18 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I like to masturbate and see no benefit in partaking.


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CyborgSage00x0
10/31/21 6:36:50 PM
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I have never understood this "event". Even in the rarer times in my life in November where a female wasn't readily available to me (and yes, I'm flexing), denying myself any sort of pleasure in this short ass life seems really, really dumb.

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JixHedgehog
10/31/21 6:37:36 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Regular masturbation may in fact be healthy for your prostate.

It's also been suggested that it can prevent erectile dysfunction later in life. And it can act as a form of general stress relief (which is good for long-term health), as well as help you sleep better at night.

You're the doc! :)

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papercup
10/31/21 6:40:25 PM
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If peanuts are legumes does that mean peanut butter is bean spread?

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Metalsonic66
10/31/21 8:37:56 PM
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One time I made it two hours

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BEERandWEED
10/31/21 9:01:19 PM
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I have a tinder babe lined up for every day in November.
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Mead
10/31/21 9:13:02 PM
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I heard a joke once about some brothers and their BB gun

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agesboy
10/31/21 9:19:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dL3UwfdRw

i ascribe to a different school of thought

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BlackScythe0
10/31/21 9:21:20 PM
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Nonstop Nut November.
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Kanatteru
10/31/21 9:40:48 PM
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i went over three months without cooming this year

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agesboy
10/31/21 9:44:07 PM
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that would literally kill me

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rexcrk
10/31/21 9:49:27 PM
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It always makes me laugh how people love to be like Im such a badass, I participate in No Nut November. It builds such character! but then all they do is spend the whole time bitching about how much pent up frustration they have

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agesboy
10/31/21 10:38:37 PM
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i understand no nut november as much as i understand SSFHC in poe for people who aren't actually good at the game

the little bit of extra self satisfaction does not outweigh the nut

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Kanatteru
10/31/21 11:39:52 PM
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agesboy posted...
that would literally kill me

granted for about two of those months i was all stitched up and and it would not have been pleasurable

the most annoying part is when your libido is clearly still functioning normally but you just can't do anything about it

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Jen0125
11/01/21 12:10:28 AM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I like to masturbate and see no benefit in partaking.


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Bugmeat
11/01/21 3:57:04 AM
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I failed less than an hour after November started. :(


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wwinterj25
11/01/21 10:11:07 AM
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Welp. Already failed. Not that I even tried or remembered about this.

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Cruddy_horse
11/01/21 1:48:54 PM
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I've been trying to do nofap and see how it is so I'm gonna go for it this year.
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BlackScythe0
11/01/21 2:03:40 PM
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party_animal07
11/01/21 3:02:19 PM
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I failed already. Didn't realize it was November.

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Zeus
11/01/21 3:07:18 PM
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...jfc, whatever happened to writing a book in November? Hell, with all of the time you aren't spending on self-gratification, I'm sure some of you can write two or three books.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
Regular masturbation may in fact be healthy for your prostate.

It's also been suggested that it can prevent erectile dysfunction later in life. And it can act as a form of general stress relief (which is good for long-term health), as well as help you sleep better at night.

I'm like 99% sure you get the same benefits from just having sex. I doubt there's anything special that happens during hypnoxing.

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KogaSteelfang
11/01/21 4:57:50 PM
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Zeus posted...
you get the same benefits from just having sex.
Someone get me a telescope, I wanna see just how far over he estimated us.

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Person106
11/01/21 5:56:57 PM
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I'm the king of No Nut November. I haven't nutted in 12,101 days!
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AwesomeTurtwig
11/01/21 8:20:34 PM
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No nuttin!

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ReggieTheReckless
11/01/21 8:26:43 PM
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Metalsonic66
11/01/21 10:53:12 PM
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Caterpillar, use String Shot!
Metapod, use Harden!
Butterfree, use Sleep Powder!

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agesboy
11/01/21 11:38:04 PM
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vaporeon, use encore

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Mead
11/01/21 11:47:11 PM
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Metalsonic66
11/01/21 11:49:33 PM
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Zangulus posted...
What a twist
I believe it's spelled "tweest"

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Sarcasthma
11/02/21 5:18:09 AM
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I nutted last night but I used gay porn for stimulation and I'm actually straight so it didn't count.

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Mead
11/02/21 5:29:01 AM
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I literally cranked one to a song I really enjoy

the song has nothing to do with sex at all, its just really good

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captpackrat
11/02/21 6:03:33 AM
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AwesomeTurtwig
11/02/21 7:54:42 PM
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Tisk Tisk

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Metalsonic66
11/02/21 7:55:06 PM
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Remember that scene from the first Scary Movie?

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LinkPizza
11/02/21 7:55:31 PM
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I always quit very soon after it starts
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LinkPizza
11/02/21 8:03:22 PM
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CyborgSage00x0 posted...
I have never understood this "event". Even in the rarer times in my life in November where a female wasn't readily available to me (and yes, I'm flexing), denying myself any sort of pleasure in this short ass life seems really, really dumb.

I heard it was to get ready for Destroy Dick December

Zeus posted...
I'm like 99% sure you get the same benefits from just having sex. I doubt there's anything special that happens during hypnoxing.

I believe he just means regular orgasms

Mead posted...
I literally cranked one to a song I really enjoy

the song has nothing to do with sex at all, its just really good

Theres a good song about masturbation

https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc
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Metalsonic66
11/02/21 9:05:29 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Theres a good song about masturbation
https://youtu.be/dcFlIIvYZoY

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Mead
11/02/21 9:11:34 PM
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https://youtu.be/t6CMSuT98-E

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