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Cocytus
11/04/21 10:41:32 AM
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Honestly, who tf doesn't like PB&J? The shit is good and good for ya. You're not a psychopath, are you...?


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Ivany2008
11/04/21 10:42:26 AM
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I must be, because every now and then I get a craving for a really messed up combination, like Peanut butter and Cheeze Whiz, or Jam and Cheeze Whiz.
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shironinja
11/04/21 10:43:18 AM
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Prefer honey and peanut butter on toast tbh

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Cocytus
11/04/21 10:56:37 AM
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shironinja posted...
Prefer honey and peanut butter on toast tbh
Sounds interesting
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Questionmarktarius
11/04/21 11:06:22 AM
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peanut butter and blackstrap
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Nacen
11/04/21 11:07:51 AM
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but i'm allergic to peanuts

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nfearurspecimn
11/04/21 11:08:32 AM
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Can one like PB&J but still be a psychopath?

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masterpug53
11/04/21 11:09:07 AM
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Speaking as a psychopath who despises pb&j, *insane gibberish noises and wild flailing of limbs*

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Irony
11/04/21 11:26:44 AM
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Prefer peanut butter and banana

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Questionmarktarius
11/04/21 11:28:15 AM
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Irony posted...
Prefer peanut butter and banana
Okay, but you gotta panfry it.
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kingdrake2
11/04/21 11:30:06 AM
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shironinja posted...
Prefer honey and peanut butter on toast tbh


in elementary school that was the worse lunch on the menu. i hated peanut butter and honey.
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Cocytus
11/04/21 11:31:08 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
Speaking as a psychopath who despises pb&j, *insane gibberish noises and wild flailing of limbs*
See. Proof is in the pudding.
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monkmith
11/04/21 11:31:27 AM
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jelly is often too sweet, rather just a peanut butter sandwich. or even better, a fried peanut butter sandwich.

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SiO4
11/04/21 11:53:02 AM
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I am allergic to Peanuts, but that's not why I am a Psychopath.
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Irony
11/04/21 12:42:55 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Okay, but you gotta panfry it.
I'm not Elvis

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FurryPhilosifer
11/04/21 12:44:57 PM
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I don't like peanut butter and we don't get jelly as americans know it in my country.

BUT I do like peanut butter and blackcurrant jam on a sandwich.

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 12:45:22 PM
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https://youtu.be/N2fBSLkBlvQ?t=41

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Medussa
11/04/21 12:46:04 PM
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jelly isn't good. stop it.

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Butterfiles
11/04/21 12:46:33 PM
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Jelly sucks. Honey is the better pb sandwich pairing

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Cocytus
11/04/21 12:50:12 PM
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Medussa posted...
jelly isn't good. stop it.
Jam, whatever.
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Criminalt
11/04/21 1:00:51 PM
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Is this why Norman Bates preferred toasted cheese sandwiches?

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Mistere Man
11/04/21 1:04:07 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Is this why Norman Bates preferred toasted cheese sandwiches?
https://youtu.be/jq9TnI7ssTU?t=29

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TheLiarParadox
11/04/21 1:07:43 PM
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For health reasons, I've switched to having peanut butter and whole fruit, usually banana or apple, but yeah, PB&J is one of those timeless foods. I could literally have one at any point in time and be satisfied.

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NecroFoul99
11/04/21 1:19:33 PM
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Toast bread, butter on one slice, PB on the other, thinly sliced dill pickles in between.

Sounds gross, but its hot and cold, salty and sweet, soft and crispy. And I friggin love it. Thanks mom. :)

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Ivany2008
11/04/21 1:21:43 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Is this why Norman Bates preferred toasted cheese sandwiches?

....you mean.... a grilled cheese? which is the very definition of a toasted cheese sandwich...
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Questionmarktarius
11/04/21 1:36:27 PM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
Question: What if you don't like peanut butter, but you like jelly?
Start drinking kosher wines.



It's essentially liquid jelly, that gets you drunk.
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MrNintendo1213
11/04/21 1:40:54 PM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
I don't like peanut butter and we don't get jelly as americans know it in my country.

BUT I do like peanut butter and blackcurrant jam on a sandwich.


That's literally a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Jelly and jam are interchangeable. I always use jam. But Americans mostly call any of those things jelly. Jam preserves marmalade. Those are all jelly to Americans.
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Cocytus
11/04/21 2:04:05 PM
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NecroFoul99 posted...
Toast bread, butter on one slice, PB on the other,thinly sliced dill pickles in between.

Sounds gross, but its hot and cold, salty and sweet, soft and crispy. And I friggin love it. Thanks mom. :)
When I was little, I went to a summer camp and they taught us to make peanut butter and carrot sandwiches. Like you said, sounds gross, but surprisingly good.

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skermac
11/04/21 2:11:20 PM
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Its good for kids i no longer crave pb&j as an adult not sure why

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NecroFoul99
11/04/21 2:32:49 PM
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Cocytus posted...
When I was little, I went to a summer camp and they taught us to make peanut butter and carrot sandwiches. Like you said, sounds gross, but surprisingly good.
Ha! Never thought of carrots...not a big fan. A good carrot is pretty sweet, so I can see it.

It's funny...I might've been 8-9 when my mom made the first one for me and she was pretty tickled I liked it. So she thought, 'maybe he'll like other weird concoctions' and started trying new things...until I begged her to stop. It was the sandwich she made with PB&J, pickles, sprouts, and other odd choices that finally did me in.

I can still remember looking at it in the cafeteria and being shocked she would even do it. I actually got a whole bunch of attention eating it...like the kid who would eat the grasshopper. :)

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Giant_Aspirin
11/04/21 2:42:38 PM
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PB&J is my go-to meal for when i need something to eat later that's good at room temperature. it's what i bring with me when i head to concerts and need to get there early. also good for road trips, or traveling in general.

also chunky >>>>>> smooth

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Questionmarktarius
11/04/21 2:50:29 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
also chunky >>>>>> smooth
The best peanut butter is oil on top and sludge on the bottom.
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monkmith
11/04/21 3:14:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The best peanut butter is oil on top and sludge on the bottom.
you realize you're supposed to mix that up right?

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Questionmarktarius
11/04/21 3:18:50 PM
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monkmith posted...
you realize you're supposed to mix that up right?
If you don't have to stir your peanut butter, it's crap.
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Giant_Aspirin
11/04/21 3:25:33 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The best peanut butter is oil on top and sludge on the bottom.

well, yeah. the all natural stuff is the only way to go. if your peanut butter has any ingredient other than peanuts or salt you're doing it wrong. stuff like JIF is just awful.

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thronedfire2
11/04/21 3:26:53 PM
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what about people with peanut allergies

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Cocytus
11/04/21 3:54:16 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
also chunky >>>>>> smooth
Ok now we have a problem
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Cocytus
11/04/21 3:56:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The best peanut butter is oil on top and sludge on the bottom.
That's that au natural stuff, right?
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Cocytus
11/04/21 3:56:55 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
what about people with peanut allergies
Fiction, pure fiction
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kingdrake2
11/05/21 12:03:12 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Start drinking kosher wines.


the wine must be blessed:

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Notti
11/07/21 6:54:54 AM
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I always refused the pb n j. Anything else please.
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viewmaster_pi
11/07/21 6:57:57 AM
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you reminded me i've got uncrustables waiting for me at home

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