Current Events > Your building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.

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DanicaPatrick
11/08/21 4:23:08 PM
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The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in.


For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke.

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

What do you choose?
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nfearurspecimn
11/08/21 4:23:53 PM
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I'd save myself and get outta there.

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Flauros
11/08/21 4:24:26 PM
#3:


The toddler. Anyone who chooses the life of a dog over a human is crazy.

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kingdrake2
11/08/21 4:24:50 PM
#4:


toddler.

my dog has a heart murmur. she's 10 and a strong trooper.
probably going to lose her someday to heart disease or cancer.
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nfearurspecimn
11/08/21 4:25:13 PM
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jk I'd save my dog

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BloodMoon7
11/08/21 4:25:15 PM
#6:


I drop my child and run to safety.

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Were_Wyrm
11/08/21 4:26:37 PM
#7:


If its a pitbull I place the toddler in front of it. Once it smells the toddler it wakes up, eats the toddler, and the dog and I walk out. Thus getting all three of us outside.

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The_Korey
11/08/21 4:26:56 PM
#8:


I dunno how I ended up with my own kid, but at least this problems about to solve itself.

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Dark_Spiret
11/08/21 4:28:19 PM
#9:


my dog. that baby could be hitler 2.0 for all i know.
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radical rhino
11/08/21 4:29:57 PM
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Lock the dog in the room with the toddler so they can give each other company before they burn alive.

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Lokison
11/08/21 4:30:24 PM
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If the smoke has gotten low enough for my dog to pass out, and the parents of this toddler are passed out, odds are trying to get to the toddler would mean death. Imma save my dog. Sorry kid.

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Killmonger
11/08/21 4:30:47 PM
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Depends if the dog is a pitbull.

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HA4e
11/08/21 4:31:22 PM
#13:


Pass out and let someone be forced to make a choice to save me, the kid, or the dog.

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garan
11/08/21 4:37:15 PM
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I kidnap the TC for reposting this damn lame gimmick and lock them up with the dog and the toddler.
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NeoShadowhen
11/08/21 4:39:17 PM
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I save both.
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