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PoundGarden
11/08/21 7:40:21 PM
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This lil bitch lol. I was able to get half of it back, she keeps getting on the counter and grabbing damn near full sticks of butter. Because she knows its fucked up she just bolted from upstairs and ran downstairs and grabbed it off the counter as quick as she could was just eating it like a snake. I had to pull it out from halfway down her throat

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ThyCorndog
11/08/21 7:42:01 PM
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that's probably not too great for dogs...
or most animals...

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Heliogabalus
11/08/21 7:43:32 PM
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After the second time wouldnt you perhaps rethink your butter security practices?

Marlon Brandon would not approve.

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PoundGarden
11/08/21 7:48:14 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
that's probably not too great for dogs...
or most animals...

ThyCorndog posted...
that's probably not too great for dogs...
or most animals...

It's not good for them, but not bad either. Given the choice of giving a dog butter or not, they probably shouldn't eat it. Pancreatitis is possible but they have to eat an extraordinary amount of butter.

Her coat looks amazing though lol

Heliogabalus posted...
After the second time wouldnt you perhaps rethink your butter security practices?

Marlon Brandon would not approve.

Yeah you'd think, yet my fiancee still leaves it on the counter. Which I already hate.

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Turbam
11/08/21 7:49:12 PM
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Get a butter dish

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PoundGarden
11/08/21 7:50:23 PM
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Turbam posted...
Get a butter dish

Had one. She pulled it off the counter and still got to the sweet, sweet butter

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PoundGarden
11/08/21 7:53:04 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Maybe you should keep your butter in the fridge when it's unattended?

Preaching to the choir. Fiancee insists on leaving it out so it stays soft. I don't use butter often enough to make it worth fighting about

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Naysaspace
11/08/21 7:54:50 PM
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How hard is it to go thru life and not feed your dog 4 sticks of butter

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PoundGarden
11/08/21 7:57:37 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
How hard is it to go thru life and not feed your dog 4 sticks of butter

Admittedly harder than I would've guessed. She's pretty good about everything else, but she's nuts for butter

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spikethedevil
11/08/21 7:58:25 PM
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Put it in a cupboard ffs.

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BlackOmnimon
11/08/21 7:58:27 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
that's probably not too great for dogs...
or most animals...

or even people

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PoundGarden
11/08/21 8:00:08 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Put it in a cupboard ffs.

That's where the dishes, apple Newtons and spaghetti o's go though

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spikethedevil
11/08/21 8:19:00 PM
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So?

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