Current Events > Your son is bringing his new fiancee round for dinner and you made the food.

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UnfairRepresent 11/11/21 11:10:09 AM #1:	He's coming back after he left for college and this is the first time you're going to meet his fiance. You make pork chops, potates, veggies and sausages with extra bacon. They arrive. You're introduced, you have awkward small talk and then when you sit down to eat there is a painful silence of hesitation before she says "I'm sorry, I can't eat this. I'm Jewish." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959899374] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>He's coming back after he left for college and this is the first time you're going to meet his fiance. You make pork chops, potates, veggies and sausages with extra bacon. They arrive. You're introduced, you have awkward small talk and then when you sit down to eat there is a painful silence of hesitation before she says "I'm sorry, I can't eat this. I'm Jewish." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 11/11/21 11:13:34 AM #2:	Say this is actually turkey bacon and tofu based pork chops so its fine. Then apologize for their not being enough seats and offer to let her sit on my lap. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:959899466] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>Say this is actually turkey bacon and tofu based pork chops so its fine. Then apologize for their not being enough seats and offer to let her sit on my lap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/11/21 11:14:17 AM #3:	The fact that he proposed before he even introduced me to her is a MUCH bigger problem than what we're having for dinner. And who the heck makes a "Pork Jamboree" dinner like that? Either way, I'd apologize for not knowing, and offer to boil her a pot of macaroni. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:959899482] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>The fact that he proposed before he even introduced me to her is a MUCH bigger problem than what we're having for dinner. And who the heck makes a "Pork Jamboree" dinner like that? Either way, I'd apologize for not knowing, and offer to boil her a pot of macaroni. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/11/21 11:15:49 AM #4:	Well, you can eat this then unzips --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:959899531] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>Well, you can eat this then unzips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/11/21 11:19:08 AM #5:	divot1338 posted... Say this is actually turkey bacon and tofu based pork chops so its fine. Then apologize for their not being enough seats and offer to let her sit on my lap. Why you trying to steal your sons woman ?! Thats no ok and you should ask if she has a sister or female cousin instead. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:959899645] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Say this is actually turkey bacon and tofu based pork chops so its fine. Then apologize for their not being enough seats and offer to let her sit on my lap.</quote>Why you trying to steal your sons woman ?! Thats no ok and you should ask if she has a sister or female cousin instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/11/21 11:22:23 AM #6:	What a coincidence! Those aren't pork chops, it's actually turkey chops. And it's beef bacon and sausage, not pork. Eat up. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:959899767] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence! Those aren't pork chops, it's actually turkey chops. And it's beef bacon and sausage, not pork. Eat up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 11/11/21 11:27:37 AM #7:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Why you trying to steal your sons woman ?! Thats no ok and you should ask if she has a sister or female cousin instead. So he doesnt marry a ho. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:959899932] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>Why you trying to steal your sons woman ?! Thats no ok and you should ask if she has a sister or female cousin instead.</quote>So he doesnt marry a ho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/11/21 11:31:51 AM #8:	bigblu89 posted... The fact that he proposed before he even introduced me to her is a MUCH bigger problem than what we're having for dinner. Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959900095] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>The fact that he proposed before he even introduced me to her is a MUCH bigger problem than what we're having for dinner.</quote>Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BalanceLost 11/11/21 12:10:27 PM #9:	Why are you mixing female and male versions of the word? Female (fiance) in the title and male (fianc) in the OP. As a non-native English speaker I wonder about the reason. --- "BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix <cite>BalanceLost posted [p:959901334] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>Why are you mixing female and male versions of the word? Female (fiance) in the title and male (fianc) in the OP. As a non-native English speaker I wonder about the reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/11/21 1:01:42 PM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first? Because it would be very uncharacteristic of my son, who has basically told me everything about his life for the last 13 years, to all of a sudden keep something like getting engaged a secret from me. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:959902911] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first?</quote>Because it would be very uncharacteristic of my son, who has basically told me everything about his life for the last 13 years, to all of a sudden keep something like getting engaged a secret from me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 11/11/21 1:06:51 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg1pnX3nYc8 --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:959903063] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg1pnX3nYc8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 11/11/21 1:11:06 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first? So I know about her and dont fuck up like I did here. Like this is the first Ive heard of her and I know nothing about her and due to that Ive made a dinner that I know my son loves but she apparently cant eat. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:959903192] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well it's his choice isn't it? Why did he have to introduce you first?</quote>So I know about her and dont fuck up like I did here. Like this is the first Ive heard of her and I know nothing about her and due to that Ive made a dinner that I know my son loves but she apparently cant eat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Wreath 11/11/21 1:31:31 PM #13:	Posts a pic of the girl but not the food, disgusting --- https://imgur.com/aL6pmIo https://imgur.com/D8kQXbe <cite>Vampire_Wreath posted [p:959903798] in Your son i... [t:79754219]...</cite> <quote>Posts a pic of the girl but not the food, disgusting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Your son is bringing his new fiancee round for dinner and you made the food.