Current Events > Oh no, my work crush is pregnant!

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Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 10:17:09 AM #1:	Some of you may remember me posting a few months back about the cute girl from another department coming to help out in my office. At the time she was giving me mixed signals, flirting with me but not returning texts or invitations to hang out. Well, she came back to help again but when I saw her she had a gigantic bloated belly. At first I just thought that she got fat before I realized that it was only her belly that had grown. I of course, congratulated her and she said something to the effect of, "I'm just as surprised as you are". According to my math, she must have gotten knocked up around the time she was texting me back and forth, confirming that she was in fact seeing another fella at the time. I didn't ask her any personal questions like "Who the daddy?", even though I'm curious if she even knows. She seemed kind of sad about it but she's so far along that it's obvious that she's going to keep the baby. I don't know if the dad will be in the picture either. I feel a way about it but on the other hand I also feel like I could have dodged a bullet. What do you think CE? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959930597] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Some of you may remember me posting a few months back about the cute girl from another department coming to help out in my office. At the time she was giving me mixed signals, flirting with me but not returning texts or invitations to hang out. Well, she came back to help again but when I saw her she had a gigantic bloated belly. At first I just thought that she got fat before I realized that it was only her belly that had grown. I of course, congratulated her and she said something to the effect of, "I'm just as surprised as you are". According to my math, she must have gotten knocked up around the time she was texting me back and forth, confirming that she was in fact seeing another fella at the time. I didn't ask her any personal questions like "Who the daddy?", even though I'm curious if she even knows. She seemed kind of sad about it but she's so far along that it's obvious that she's going to keep the baby. I don't know if the dad will be in the picture either. I feel a way about it but on the other hand I also feel like I could have dodged a bullet. What do you think CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 11/12/21 10:18:36 AM #2:	Maybe you're the daddy. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:959930630] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you're the daddy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 11/12/21 10:19:14 AM #3:	That sucks --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:959930643] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>That sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Junior_AIN 11/12/21 10:20:25 AM #4:	She's probably trying to figure out which of the chads is the father. --- + \| + https://marcoagj.wordpress.com/ + \| + \| \| \| \| https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/Marco_AGJ \| \| \| \| <cite>Junior_AIN posted [p:959930668] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>She's probably trying to figure out which of the chads is the father. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 10:21:38 AM #5:	3PiesAndAFork posted... Maybe you're the daddy. Impossible. We never banged. Not once. Though I wonder if I could have got bamboozled into taking care of another man's bastard if things have played out different. She seemed kind of shaky about who the dad is. Maybe she'll find out once it's born. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959930704] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>3PiesAndAFork posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe you're the daddy.</quote>Impossible. We never banged. Not once. Though I wonder if I could have got bamboozled into taking care of another man's bastard if things have played out different. She seemed kind of shaky about who the dad is. Maybe she'll find out once it's born. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/12/21 10:22:18 AM #6:	congratulations megatech --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:959930720] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>congratulations megatech </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/12/21 10:24:11 AM #7:	Wii_Shaker posted... hough I wonder if I could have got bamboozled into taking care of another man's bastard if things have played out different dna test after the baby born. get results. could be good or bad depending on how it plays out. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:959930767] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>hough I wonder if I could have got bamboozled into taking care of another man's bastard if things have played out different</quote> dna test after the baby born. get results. could be good or bad depending on how it plays out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/12/21 10:26:12 AM #8:	What if by "I'm just as surprised as you are" she meant that she wasn't aware she was pregnant, because she isn't? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:959930822] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>What if by "I'm just as surprised as you are" she meant that she wasn't aware she was pregnant, because she isn't? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 10:26:30 AM #9:	kingdrake2 posted... dna test after the baby born. get results. could be good or bad depending on how it plays out. Well it's not my problem one way or another aside from me just being a supportive friend. I really do hope it works out for her though. She has two kids from a previous relationship. I can't imagine it making her life any easier. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959930827] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>dna test after the baby born. get results. could be good or bad depending on how it plays out.</quote>Well it's not my problem one way or another aside from me just being a supportive friend. I really do hope it works out for her though. She has two kids from a previous relationship. I can't imagine it making her life any easier. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 10:27:31 AM #10:	gunplagirl posted... What if by "I'm just as surprised as you are" she meant that she wasn't aware she was pregnant, because she isn't? I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959930851] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>What if by "I'm just as surprised as you are" she meant that she wasn't aware she was pregnant, because she isn't?</quote>I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 11/12/21 10:36:04 AM #11:	Wii_Shaker posted... Well it's not my problem one way or another aside from me just being a supportive friend. I really do hope it works out for her though. She has two kids from a previous relationship. I can't imagine it making her life any easier. Yikes! Thats like this one chick I follow on Instagram. She used to be a model and now she has 3 kids from three different dudes. All she posts about now is being a mom and God --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:959931073] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Well it's not my problem one way or another aside from me just being a supportive friend. I really do hope it works out for her though. She has two kids from a previous relationship. I can't imagine it making her life any easier.</quote>Yikes! Thats like this one chick I follow on Instagram. She used to be a model and now she has 3 kids from three different dudes. All she posts about now is being a mom and God </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 11/12/21 10:39:29 AM #12:	But are you the expected successor? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:959931154] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>But are you the expected successor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 10:41:53 AM #13:	Returning_CEmen posted... Yikes! Thats like this one chick I follow on Instagram. She used to be a model and now she has 3 kids from three different dudes. All she posts about now is being a mom and God Yeesh. Sounds about right though. This girl is also a staunch anti-masker and she's kind of ghetto also. I'm from the hood so I think that it's kind of cute but now I see why she never hit me up to chill. It's funny how I found out too. She has a bunch of tattoos and I asked if she got anything recent. She said that pregnant women aren't supposed to get tattoos (which I know, of course) but that's when I looked at her belly and put one and one together. Master_Bass posted... But are you the expected successor? I respectfully decline. She has bigger fish to fry and I'm not raising a baby. My kid just turned 18 and is finally out of the house. I'm trying to live my best life. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959931200] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Yikes! Thats like this one chick I follow on Instagram. She used to be a model and now she has 3 kids from three different dudes. All she posts about now is being a mom and God </quote>Yeesh. Sounds about right though. This girl is also a staunch anti-masker and she's kind of ghetto also. I'm from the hood so I think that it's kind of cute but now I see why she never hit me up to chill. It's funny how I found out too. She has a bunch of tattoos and I asked if she got anything recent. She said that pregnant women aren't supposed to get tattoos (which I know, of course) but that's when I looked at her belly and put one and one together. Master_Bass posted... </cite> <quote>But are you the expected successor?</quote>I respectfully decline. She has bigger fish to fry and I'm not raising a baby. My kid just turned 18 and is finally out of the house. I'm trying to live my best life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/12/21 11:08:06 AM #14:	Wii_Shaker posted... I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol. Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:959931841] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol.</quote>Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 11/12/21 11:12:16 AM #15:	NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:959931956] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/12/21 11:12:41 AM #16:	Bang her soon so you can overwrite the baby's DNA and become the child's real father. I did it years ago and it's the most rewarding decision I ever made. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:959931963] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Bang her soon so you can overwrite the baby's DNA and become the child's real father. I did it years ago and it's the most rewarding decision I ever made. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 11:15:34 AM #17:	gunplagirl posted... Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her? She didn't gain face fat or arm fat. She's 100 percent preggers. It's all in her belly. It looks like there's a baby in there. I just didn't notice right away because her torso was obscured by a counter. Sariana21 posted... NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume. Too late? Generally if it's a good thing. Congrats on getting laid at least. Edit: also to clarify, she announced that she was pregnant. Honestly, I didn't even notice until she said something, she just had a larger belly. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959932027] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her?</quote>She didn't gain face fat or arm fat. She's 100 percent preggers. It's all in her belly. It looks like there's a baby in there. I just didn't notice right away because her torso was obscured by a counter. Sariana21 posted... </cite> <quote>NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume.</quote>Too late? Generally if it's a good thing. Congrats on getting laid at least. Edit: also to clarify, she announced that she was pregnant. Honestly, I didn't even notice until she said something, she just had a larger belly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 11/12/21 11:16:16 AM #18:	gunplagirl posted... Wii_Shaker posted... I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol. Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her? Sariana21 posted... NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume. Wii_Shaker posted... It's funny how I found out too. She has a bunch of tattoos and I asked if she got anything recent. She said that pregnant women aren't supposed to get tattoos (which I know, of course) but that's when I looked at her belly and put one and one together. --- teep does not dream of logical witch <cite>teep_ posted [p:959932043] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote> I don't think she was aware that she was pregnant. At the very least she probably thought that she wasn't going to get pregnant. Maybe the birth control didn't work. Who knows? I wasn't there, lol.</quote>Sorry, to clarify Is it possible that she's not pregnant, gained weight, and you inadvertently called her on it and embarrassed her?</quote> Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>NEVER, and I mean NEVER!! congratulate someone on a pregnancy unless that person has announced it to you. Never assume. </quote> Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>It's funny how I found out too. She has a bunch of tattoos and I asked if she got anything recent. She said that pregnant women aren't supposed to get tattoos (which I know, of course) but that's when I looked at her belly and put one and one together.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 11:32:10 AM #19:	Returning_CEmen posted... That sucks Yeah. I was surprised, I would even say shocked. I did really like her and still do but yeah, dating her is off the table for me and that bums me out :( --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959932463] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>That sucks</quote>Yeah. I was surprised, I would even say shocked. I did really like her and still do but yeah, dating her is off the table for me and that bums me out :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 11/12/21 11:40:25 AM #20:	Chin up TC You'll find someone new --- teep does not dream of logical witch <cite>teep_ posted [p:959932712] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Chin up TC You'll find someone new</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 11:43:19 AM #21:	teep_ posted... Chin up TC You'll find someone new What if I told you that I already have? --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959932804] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>Chin up TC You'll find someone new</quote>What if I told you that I already have? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 11/12/21 11:44:03 AM #22:	Wii_Shaker posted... teep_ posted... Chin up TC You'll find someone new What if I told you that I already have? :duckdong: --- teep does not dream of logical witch <cite>teep_ posted [p:959932829] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote> Chin up TC You'll find someone new</quote>What if I told you that I already have?</quote> :duckdong:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 11:44:59 AM #23:	aaayy! --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959932853] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>aaayy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 11/12/21 11:45:55 AM #24:	Wii_Shaker posted... I didn't ask her any personal questions like "Who the daddy?", even though I'm curious if she even knows. Do you think she slept with people in the dark without ever meeting them or that she banged 100 dudes and one of them could be the dad? Why would she NOT know who it is? --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:959932877] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>I didn't ask her any personal questions like "Who the daddy?", even though I'm curious if she even knows.</quote> Do you think she slept with people in the dark without ever meeting them or that she banged 100 dudes and one of them could be the dad? Why would she NOT know who it is? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 11/12/21 11:47:49 AM #25:	TC is Daddy xd --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:959932940] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>TC is Daddy xd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 11/12/21 11:49:50 AM #26:	The internet says pregnant women are really horny and since she's already pregnant, you won't have to use protection, win/win. <cite>bknight posted [p:959932991] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>The internet says pregnant women are really horny and since she's already pregnant, you won't have to use protection, win/win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 11:52:44 AM #27:	WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Do you think she slept with people in the dark without ever meeting them or that she banged 100 dudes and one of them could be the dad? Why would she NOT know who it is? It's funny you bring that up. I think she was having sex with multiple guys. I think that's why she was flirting with me a few months ago also. I wouldn't put it past her if she was getting dogged by two or more guys at once. She seemed to have a freak bone. But that's just a theory. I have no idea how she could not know who the dad is. Maybe she does know and just isn't happy about it, which is just as likely (for all I know at least). PokemonExpert44 posted... TC is Daddy xd I'm already practicing my victory dance for when Maury announces that I am not the daddy. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959933072] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think she slept with people in the dark without ever meeting them or that she banged 100 dudes and one of them could be the dad? Why would she NOT know who it is?</quote>It's funny you bring that up. I think she was having sex with multiple guys. I think that's why she was flirting with me a few months ago also. I wouldn't put it past her if she was getting dogged by two or more guys at once. She seemed to have a freak bone. But that's just a theory. I have no idea how she could not know who the dad is. Maybe she does know and just isn't happy about it, which is just as likely (for all I know at least). PokemonExpert44 posted... </cite> <quote>TC is Daddy xd</quote>I'm already practicing my victory dance for when Maury announces that I am not the daddy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 7:10:14 PM #28:	Baby bump. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959946013] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Baby bump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/12/21 7:15:25 PM #29:	this topic reminds me of the Fresh Prince episode where Carlton wants to marry the lady who claims she is having his baby even though he knows she is lying because he is a virgin. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:959946163] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>this topic reminds me of the Fresh Prince episode where Carlton wants to marry the lady who claims she is having his baby even though he knows she is lying because he is a virgin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy2 11/12/21 7:19:04 PM #30:	Returning_CEmen posted... That sucks this. sorry to hear --- damn mods sure are really putting on some overtime tonight huh. "Then by that logic, real women are pixels." -Kisai <cite>catboy2 posted [p:959946280] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>That sucks</quote>this. sorry to hear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 11/12/21 7:37:57 PM #31:	Dakimakura posted... this topic reminds me of the Fresh Prince episode where Carlton wants to marry the lady who claims she is having his baby even though he knows she is lying because he is a virgin. Yeah. Fortunately I'm not so lonely that she's my only option. catboy2 posted... this. sorry to hear Thanks. It's a bummer. I really feel for her. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959946795] in Oh no, my ... [t:79755879]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>this topic reminds me of the Fresh Prince episode where Carlton wants to marry the lady who claims she is having his baby even though he knows she is lying because he is a virgin.</quote>Yeah. Fortunately I'm not so lonely that she's my only option. catboy2 posted... </cite> <quote>this. sorry to hear</quote>Thanks. It's a bummer. I really feel for her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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