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JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 12:48:19 AM #1:	hopefully this cures me of my sex addiction and I can build a better relationship with my gf --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:959981621] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>hopefully this cures me of my sex addiction and I can build a better relationship with my gf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 11/14/21 1:17:49 AM #2:	JBaLLEN66 posted... hopefully this cures me of my sex addiction and I can build a better relationship with my gf ..the fleshlight? --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:959982177] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>hopefully this cures me of my sex addiction and I can build a better relationship with my gf</quote> ..the fleshlight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/14/21 1:19:14 AM #3:	What makes it fancy? Does it stick a pinky in your butt? --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:959982211] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>What makes it fancy? Does it stick a pinky in your butt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 2:11:15 PM #4:	Lost_All_Senses posted... What makes it fancy? Does it stick a pinky in your butt? it has heat and a lot of fancy features lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:959994185] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>What makes it fancy? Does it stick a pinky in your butt?</quote> it has heat and a lot of fancy features lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 11/14/21 2:20:55 PM #5:	It's a silicone sleeve that you stuff your dick into, it doesn't need "features" lol <cite>treewojima posted [p:959994413] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>It's a silicone sleeve that you stuff your dick into, it doesn't need "features" lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/14/21 2:23:05 PM #6:	treewojima posted... It's a silicone sleeve that you stuff your dick into, it doesn't need "features" lol You wouldn't believe the amount of options there are --- Oda break tracker 2021- 7 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 5-2 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:959994455] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>It's a silicone sleeve that you stuff your dick into, it doesn't need "features" lol</quote> You wouldn't believe the amount of options there are</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/14/21 2:23:40 PM #7:	All you need is a hand and a bar of soap --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:959994475] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>All you need is a hand and a bar of soap </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/14/21 2:37:35 PM #8:	Turbam posted... All you need is a hand and a bar of soap To do what --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959994814] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>All you need is a hand and a bar of soap</quote>To do what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 11/14/21 2:43:49 PM #9:	Smackems posted... To do what clean your fleshlight --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:959994997] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>To do what</quote> clean your fleshlight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 11/14/21 2:55:34 PM #10:	I don't think a super jerkin device will cure your sex addiction --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:959995313] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>I don't think a super jerkin device will cure your sex addiction </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 4:33:30 PM #11:	DocileOrangeCup posted... I don't think a super jerkin device will cure your sex addiction I need something, my problem is becoming expensive --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:959998344] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think a super jerkin device will cure your sex addiction</quote> I need something, my problem is becoming expensive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 5:03:32 PM #12:	holy ** that was so much better than my hand and the climax was great cause it was like not pulling out --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:959999352] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>holy ** that was so much better than my hand and the climax was great cause it was like not pulling out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 11/14/21 5:05:35 PM #13:	Whos pussy was it shaped like? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:959999408] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Whos pussy was it shaped like? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/14/21 5:07:45 PM #14:	Go all out and pair it with a vr headset. The future of masturbating is now! --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:959999487] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Go all out and pair it with a vr headset. The future of masturbating is now! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 11/14/21 5:17:46 PM #15:	I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:959999770] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 11/14/21 5:19:48 PM #16:	sauceje posted... I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo why, do you share them? --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:959999827] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>sauceje posted... </cite> <quote>I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo</quote>why, do you share them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 5:29:23 PM #17:	sauceje posted... I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo it's literally drying next to my dishes right now lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:960000103] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>sauceje posted... </cite> <quote>I guess fleshlights are fine if you live alone. Cleaning them is a hassle if you live with others imo</quote> it's literally drying next to my dishes right now lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 11/14/21 5:30:28 PM #18:	JBaLLEN66 posted... I need something, my problem is becoming expensive like high end hookers? --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:960000142] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>I need something, my problem is becoming expensive</quote> like high end hookers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfinityMonster 11/14/21 5:31:08 PM #19:	Which pornstar? --- "It lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge" <cite>InfinityMonster posted [p:960000164] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Which pornstar? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 11/14/21 5:48:54 PM #20:	So they have flesh lights molded after just about every pornstar. Why not go the full 9 yards and make real doll replicas. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:960000716] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>So they have flesh lights molded after just about every pornstar. Why not go the full 9 yards and make real doll replicas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 5:56:03 PM #21:	DD Divine posted... So they have flesh lights molded after just about every pornstar. Why not go the full 9 yards and make real doll replicas. i wanted to see how one was at first. Ill probably get another one because its the closet climax to not pulling out --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:960000908] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>So they have flesh lights molded after just about every pornstar. Why not go the full 9 yards and make real doll replicas.</quote> i wanted to see how one was at first. Ill probably get another one because its the closet climax to not pulling out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 11/14/21 6:00:53 PM #22:	JBaLLEN66 posted... i wanted to see how one was at first. Ill probably get another one because its the closet climax to not pulling out oh that was more directed at real doll company. Just make a Riley Reid life size doll or anyone really --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:960001017] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>i wanted to see how one was at first. Ill probably get another one because its the closet climax to not pulling out</quote> oh that was more directed at real doll company. Just make a Riley Reid life size doll or anyone really </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 11/14/21 6:01:50 PM #23:	DD Divine posted... oh that was more directed at real doll company. Just make a Riley Reid life size doll or anyone really many gf would probably dump me if she saw a doll lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:960001046] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>oh that was more directed at real doll company. Just make a Riley Reid life size doll or anyone really</quote> many gf would probably dump me if she saw a doll lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 11/14/21 6:03:11 PM #24:	JBaLLEN66 posted... many gf would probably dump me if she saw a doll lol Hiw would your hands dumps you? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:960001095] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>many gf would probably dump me if she saw a doll lol</quote>Hiw would your hands dumps you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/14/21 6:04:54 PM #25:	Can I borrow it? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960001134] in I just bou... [t:79758724]...</cite> <quote>Can I borrow it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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