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ninjarobot_22 11/15/21 2:15:11 AM #1: |
I got this from a quote site. This little skit had me laughing.
Hank Hill: Whatcha listenin' to, son? Bobby Hill: I don't think you'd like it. Hank Hill: Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. [puts headphones on] Old woman on tape: Hello? [The tape erupts into sudden flatulence] Hank Hill: [takes headphones off] Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? Bobby Hill: I bought it at the mall! It's the Funny Phone Jerks! Hank Hill: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. Now you get ready for the game, OK? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ninjarobot_22 11/15/21 2:16:25 AM #2: |
This one too from the same episode.
Hank Hill: Excuse me, where's the hardware department? Buckley: [Clueless] Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for? Hank Hill: The hardware department. Buckley: Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something? Hank Hill: What difference does it make? Buckley: Huh, what difference does it make? Hank Hill: Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap-and-die and some WD-40. Buckley: Huh, what is it that you're trying to do? Hank Hill: [Losing patience] I'm tryin' to buy a tap-and-die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store! Buckley: Uh ... and what is a tap-and-die? Hank Hill: Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 11/15/21 2:19:09 AM #3: |
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InfinityMonster 11/15/21 2:19:41 AM #4: |
I never watched it because it felt too unrelatable to a kid from NYC.
--- "It lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 11/15/21 2:19:55 AM #5: |
An F in English!? Bobby, you speak English!
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Stalolin 11/15/21 2:20:59 AM #6: |
Dad, why do you hate what you dont understand?
I dont hate you Bobby. --- "Our selves are something we create, not discover." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ushiromiya 11/15/21 2:21:16 AM #7: |
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Phantom_Nook 11/15/21 2:25:19 AM #8: |
Pocket sand!
--- Not posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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