Current Events > Kamala HARRIS takes REIGN OF POWER due to Joe Biden COLONOSCOPY

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DarthWendy
11/19/21 10:10:18 AM
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https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/kamala-harris-to-take-reins-of-power-while-joe-biden-undergoes-colonoscopy-41069606.html

It begins.

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Tyranthraxus
11/19/21 10:12:26 AM
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Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?

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Were_Wyrm
11/19/21 10:13:24 AM
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The first woman Commander In Chief

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monkmith
11/19/21 10:15:17 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?
definition of butthurt.

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Alteres
11/19/21 10:16:04 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?
Fucking lol, I hope this is real.

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Tyranthraxus
11/19/21 10:22:06 AM
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Alteres posted...
Fucking lol, I hope this is real.
It is.

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Halo478
11/19/21 10:23:10 AM
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Tyranthraxus
11/19/21 10:27:09 AM
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Halo478 posted...
Jesus how painful was that Trump is a loon
I imagine it feels like having really bad gas and having an enormous dildo shoved in your ass at the same time so basically a normal day for Trump.

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Giant_Aspirin
11/19/21 10:30:03 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?

reportedly. Trump is a giant pussy, i doubt he would be able to tolerate that pain and discomfort. i suspect this was just a lie so they didn't need to fill out the paperwork to put Pence in charge, even temporarily.

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Giant_Aspirin
11/19/21 10:31:02 AM
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Alteres posted...
Fucking lol, I hope this is real.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-pence-colonoscopy-anaethesia-book-b1928722.html

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scamatoru
11/19/21 10:36:44 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/IhIkTR2.gif

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Alteres
11/19/21 10:38:47 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-pence-colonoscopy-anaethesia-book-b1928722.html
Danke

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ScazarMeltex
11/19/21 10:39:08 AM
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Al Gore had the best take on his time as president for a hours while Clinton had his heart surgery. He talked about how he created tens of jobs.

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Returning_CEmen
11/19/21 10:45:45 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
reportedly. Trump is a giant pussy, i doubt he would be able to tolerate that pain and discomfort. i suspect this was just a lie so they didn't need to fill out the paperwork to put Pence in charge, even temporarily.
This sounds more believable

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gatorsPENSbucs
11/19/21 10:49:27 AM
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monkmith
11/19/21 10:56:07 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The obsession with Trump here is wild.
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Alteres
11/19/21 10:58:01 AM
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monkmith posted...
https://imgur.com/oh8dDM7
What am I watching?

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monkmith
11/19/21 11:00:21 AM
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Alteres posted...
What am I watching?
butthurt pain relief in action.

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Rathinor
11/19/21 11:01:47 AM
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monkmith posted...
butthurt pain relief in action.
You think even that's enough for gatorsPENSbucs? His butthurt seems to be of the chronic sort
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Irony
11/19/21 11:04:07 AM
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Will this be like that episode of JAG where Chegwidden is out on business and Harm is the JAG for a day?

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Phantom36
11/19/21 11:04:12 AM
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Why do they have to specifically report that it's a colonoscopy? TMI, just say "undisclosed but routine medical procedure."

Edit as I'm posting this: then it would probably stir up a bunch of conspiracy theories that he has covid and they're covering it up or something, so nevermind

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Irony
11/19/21 11:05:13 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
Why do they have to specifically report that it's a colonoscopy? TMI, just say "undisclosed but routine medical procedure."

Edit as I'm posting this: then it would probably stir up a bunch of conspiracy theories that he has covid and they're covering it up or something, so nevermind
Demon beat you to the conspiracy theory. Hopefully it'll be a suspension.

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monkmith
11/19/21 11:05:45 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
Why do they have to specifically report that it's a colonoscopy? TMI, just say "undisclosed but routine medical procedure."

Edit as I'm posting this: then it would probably stir up a bunch of conspiracy theories that he has covid and they're covering it up or something, so nevermind
plus we're coming off an administration where everything put out by the executive branch was a lie or obfuscated, a bit of extra transparency cant hurt right now.

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Rathinor
11/19/21 11:06:19 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
Just an educated guess but it sounds like a scripted event to me. He goes in, they find a mess, do surgery, complications, dies.

I'd be a little surprised though, I thought for sure they would fake an assassination and blame it on conservatives as the final push to disarm the population and further demonize conservatives. (Everything they've said or done about us is a lie, but so many people believe it)

Let's wait and see. I assure you though, if they do claim Biden dies and that evil satanic bitch takes over be ready for life as you know it to change forever by 2024. Maybe sooner.

I know, Trump bad Trump tried to be a dictator bla bla. Soon all will be revealed on what a lie that was.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/21 11:09:25 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The obsession with Trump here is wild.

Trump couldn't vanish if he really tried.

Probably even after death.

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DarthDemented
11/19/21 11:12:06 AM
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And yet all I can think about is Biden laughing like a third grader while ripping his post-op farts

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scamatoru
11/19/21 11:29:54 AM
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hoy shit tds is a thing?

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KneeOnBest
11/19/21 11:31:33 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?
ngl that is kinda bad ass >____> I would want to be knocked out before I get things shoved up my butt

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KneeOnBest
11/19/21 11:32:19 AM
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monkmith posted...
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wtf is that lol

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brestugo
11/19/21 11:50:28 AM
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Alteres posted...
Fucking lol, I hope this is real.
IIRC, the story took a few months to break, but according to official sources true.

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Relient_K
11/19/21 11:53:50 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
Why do they have to specifically report that it's a colonoscopy? TMI, just say "undisclosed but routine medical procedure."

Edit as I'm posting this: then it would probably stir up a bunch of conspiracy theories that he has covid and they're covering it up or something, so nevermind


It's also part of the illusion that the president is "one of us", sharing his vacations, holidays, and even medical procedures with us.

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brestugo
11/19/21 12:06:18 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?
You would think that lying prone on a hospital bed with a camera up your ass would be sufficient enough grounds to require handing over power for a while - anesthetic or not. I don't want anyone making any important decisions in that moment.

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Everyonedies
11/19/21 12:13:44 PM
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Wait, does that make her the first woman President or not?

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K181
11/19/21 12:18:54 PM
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Revnir posted...
Joe Biden routinely undergoes colonoscopies?

A colonoscopy is considered a routine procedure once you're over 50. Bush handed over power to Cheney twice for the same reason.

Everyonedies posted...
Wait, does that make her the first woman President or not?

First woman acting president. But it won't be viewed as anything major in the long run.

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Scorsese2002
11/19/21 12:26:18 PM
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Well thats concerning.
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Rathinor
11/19/21 12:39:01 PM
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Revnir posted...
Yeah but he doesn't do it like once a day

It's not as routine as breakfast or brushing your teeth
Routine doesn't mean once per day though. Just means it's not out of the norm and expected to happen
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3PiesAndAFork
11/19/21 12:57:37 PM
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Revnir posted...
Joe Biden routinely undergoes colonoscopies?
Routine as in it's a procedure most people go through, not routine as in he personally does it often.

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K181
11/19/21 1:01:09 PM
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Revnir posted...
Yeah but he doesn't do it like once a day

It's not as routine as breakfast or brushing your teeth

And nobody implied that it was. Youre using way too narrow of a definition for the word when routine medical procedure is otherwise fully understood and applicable here.

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Bishop9800
11/19/21 1:01:18 PM
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Rathinor posted...
You think even that's enough for gatorsPENSbucs? His butthurt seems to be of the chronic sort




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ThyCorndog
11/19/21 6:30:05 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Remember when Donald Trump took a colonoscopy without anesthesia because he didn't want to hand over power to Mike pence for a few hours?
that's the funniest shit lmao

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Nukazie
11/19/21 6:30:29 PM
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first woman president go go go

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