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PiOverlord
11/19/21 10:33:58 PM
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Whoops

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Cheater87
11/19/21 10:34:29 PM
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That sounds horrible.

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segasaturn
11/19/21 10:34:35 PM
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You blew 1800 people at a strip club. Impressive!

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Chadawah
11/19/21 10:34:57 PM
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Why? Seriously? Just hook up with a chick, or watch porn.
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Wii_Shaker
11/19/21 10:35:02 PM
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Describe the girl you blew it on.

I spent around $600 on lapdances one night after my breakup. It happens.

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JTilly
11/19/21 10:35:20 PM
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Jesus, were you swhacked and they were you to atm repeatedly or what
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au_gold
11/19/21 10:36:53 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Whoops
Whoopsie.

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PiOverlord
11/19/21 10:37:01 PM
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I had one of those private shows

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JTilly
11/19/21 10:37:41 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I had one of those private shows
Did you ever ask them if it was okay to pull it out?
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Naysaspace
11/19/21 10:37:47 PM
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got a pic of the bill?

i know strip club beers are like $17 for a coors light, but man, were you buying for a few buddies?

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smoke_break
11/19/21 10:41:09 PM
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That's cool if you got money to blow like that, strip clubs are fun. I hope you didn't take it out your savings or anything though.

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Brutal_Deluxe
11/19/21 10:41:28 PM
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ok OOT
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Chadawah
11/19/21 10:42:50 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
This
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theAteam
11/19/21 10:43:25 PM
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Damn

I spent like $200 on dances one night but it was penny beer night so I spent like 5c on beers lol

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JTilly
11/19/21 10:43:28 PM
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smoke_break posted...
That's cool if you got money to blow like that, strip clubs are fun. I hope you didn't take it out your savings or anything though.
Man, you know tc, you could have tooken a stripper home at least 4 times over with the kinda dough you dropped
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12amMadman
11/19/21 10:44:25 PM
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Miss those days

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Ratchetrockon
11/19/21 10:45:12 PM
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first time i went to a strip club in las vegas my mentor/co-worker (i was in military at this time) handed me 100 $1 bills for the dancers. it was pretty neat experience

i never spent more than like $80 for lapdances iirc. always called them off early

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ForsakenHermit
11/19/21 10:50:52 PM
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If you didn't get a least a tug job you got ripped off.

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Mistere Man
11/19/21 10:52:00 PM
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segasaturn posted...
You blew 1800 people at a strip club. Impressive!
Crap I laughed.

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Dreepapult
11/19/21 10:53:51 PM
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Holy shite

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voldothegr8
11/19/21 10:53:56 PM
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You could have arranged a threesome with some hot escorts for $1800
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Monolith1676
11/19/21 10:56:08 PM
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Imagine paying money to get blue balls.

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pogo_rabid
11/19/21 10:56:10 PM
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I don't understand the draw of strip clubs. Either take care of yourself, or spend the money on an escort. Going to a place to get blue balled on purpose seems awful.

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ForsakenHermit
11/19/21 10:57:11 PM
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randy_123r posted...
new record!
Please tell me you meant for this to be read in the Mario Party voice.

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ForsakenHermit
11/19/21 10:58:41 PM
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As for why people go to strip clubs, sometimes you just gotta see some irl titties.

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David1988
11/19/21 10:59:52 PM
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bro did you get laid at least?

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pogo_rabid
11/19/21 11:00:25 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
As for why people go to strip clubs, sometimes you just gotta see some irl titties.
An escort will not only let you see them, but you can motorboat them as well without getting your ass kicked by a bouncer.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
11/19/21 11:00:48 PM
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bulletproofvita
11/19/21 11:00:57 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
You could have arranged a threesome with some hot escorts for $1800
Yeah man, better option right here.

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ForsakenHermit
11/19/21 11:01:23 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
An escort will not only let you see them, but you can motorboat them as well without getting your ass kicked by a bouncer.
It's possible to have stripper money to blow but not escort money.

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berlyman101
11/19/21 11:01:32 PM
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did you pay the bouncer to blow you or something?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
11/19/21 11:01:36 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
An escort will not only let you see them, but you can motorboat them as well without getting your ass kicked by a bouncer.
The strip clubs I've been to they let you motorboat

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pogo_rabid
11/19/21 11:10:21 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
The strip clubs I've been to they let you motorboat
I've only been to two and both had a strict no touching policy, even if you get a lap dance.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
11/19/21 11:17:09 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
I've only been to two and both had a strict no touching policy, even if you get a lap dance.
I'm in st Louis. If you go into Illinois they are pretty lax. Many of the dancers will take your hands and move them up to their titties and let you go to town. The private dance was very handsy

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SiO4
11/19/21 11:17:43 PM
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theAteam posted...
Damn

I spent like $200 on dances one night but it was penny beer night so I spent like 5c on beers lol


Was it somewhere around home?
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gatorsPENSbucs
11/19/21 11:23:45 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
I've only been to two and both had a strict no touching policy, even if you get a lap dance.
That sucks, kinda feel bad for you.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
The strip clubs I've been to they let you motorboat
Yup. Ive been to several fully nude ones and the only rule was no insertion. And hell, even the ones where you arent allowed to really touch the girls they grabbed my hands and put them all over. Even had a bouncer one time stop the girl to tell her she was getting too into it and had to relax a little. Definitely made me feel proud of that one.

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VigorouslySwish
11/19/21 11:24:44 PM
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Damn dude

you could have had multiple high-end escorts for that price and you would have actually gotten laid

strip club people are absolutely more pathetic than people who just buy a whore

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gatorsPENSbucs
11/19/21 11:30:11 PM
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VigorouslySwish posted...


strip club people are absolutely more pathetic than people who just buy a whore
How so? How many have you been to?

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DoubleDare
11/19/21 11:33:51 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
got a pic of the bill?

i know strip club beers are like $17 for a coors light, but man, were you buying for a few buddies?

Beers are $5 at the ones around me.

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Junior_AIN
11/20/21 12:10:36 AM
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Strip clubs are the temples of simpness.

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XxKrebsxX
11/20/21 12:12:43 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
You could have arranged a threesome with some hot escorts for $1800

I was about to come and in say this.

$1800 on strippers? You could have gotten some nice escorts in Orlando, FL for $400 and fucked them in the ass raw.
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Occupy_This
11/20/21 12:14:16 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
You could have arranged a threesome with some hot escorts for $1800

I spent $200 on an escort for an hour at a nice hotel by the St Louis airport when I was in college. From what I remember, she was pretty good.

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TrollTrace
11/20/21 12:14:23 AM
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Hi i'm 1800.
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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 12:21:42 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
Whoops

The most I ever spent was $250 for a private lap dance, and I ended up hanging out with her after the club closed, and then doing the deed. So money well spent.

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Tequilawhatitdo
11/20/21 12:23:21 AM
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Its not hard to hook up inside a strip club. Part of the challenge.

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Tequilawhatitdo
11/20/21 12:23:37 AM
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STEROLIZER posted...
The most I ever spent was $250 for a private lap dance, and I ended up hanging out with her after the club closed, and then doing the deed. So money well spent.

212 mfin represent, man.

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VigorouslySwish
11/20/21 12:27:26 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
How so? How many have you been to?

enough to know its the most pathetic waste of money ever

at least just buy the whore and get your finish

its straight pathetic to pay even more for way less

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Imit8m3
11/20/21 12:28:57 AM
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Based.
I can get blue balls for free.
LMFAO


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