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What_ 11/21/21 2:27:04 AM #1:	If you nawimsayin <cite>What_ posted [p:960200165] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>If you nawimsayin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 11/21/21 2:28:14 AM #2:	What if you only have brown m&ms and make your shit son play bass in your band? --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:960200185] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>What if you only have brown m&ms and make your shit son play bass in your band? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 11/21/21 2:33:05 AM #3:	I just fucked some M&Ms. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:960200268] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>I just fucked some M&Ms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/21/21 2:34:35 AM #4:	Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels. Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round. I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world. Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment. When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ They wrote back this week thanking me and gave me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS. This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions. There can only be one champion. --- Cold wind blowing through the walls There's nothing in this world that's ours <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960200292] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels. Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round. I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world. Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment. When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ They wrote back this week thanking me and gave me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS. This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions. There can only be one champion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 11/21/21 4:00:51 AM #5:	RedLuigi posted... What if you only have brown m&ms and make your shit son play bass in your band? meat him <cite>What_ posted [p:960201464] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>RedLuigi posted... </cite> <quote>What if you only have brown m&ms and make your shit son play bass in your band?</quote> meat him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/21/21 4:06:49 AM #6:	What did those colorful chocolate candies ever do to you? Imagine if someone just picked you up and ate you. They have eyes and feelings, i've seen the commercials. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:960201526] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>What did those colorful chocolate candies ever do to you? Imagine if someone just picked you up and ate you. They have eyes and feelings, i've seen the commercials. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 11/21/21 2:35:59 PM #7:	MabusIncarnate posted... What did those colorful chocolate candies ever do to you? Imagine if someone just picked you up and ate you. They have eyes and feelings, i've seen the commercials. im a cannibal? <cite>What_ posted [p:960212394] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>What did those colorful chocolate candies ever do to you? Imagine if someone just picked you up and ate you. They have eyes and feelings, i've seen the commercials.</quote> im a cannibal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 11/21/21 2:42:18 PM #8:	Real talk they should just be called Ms like what the fuck is this and shit. --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:960212585] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>Real talk they should just be called Ms like what the fuck is this and shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/21/21 2:47:33 PM #9:	you opened a bag of m&ms and put your wiener in it? --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:960212733] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>you opened a bag of m&ms and put your wiener in it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 11/21/21 2:53:28 PM #11:	What_ posted... im a cannibal? No it's more like when a person eats a monke. Kinda fucked up but not cannibalism --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:960212884] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>What_ posted... </cite> <quote>im a cannibal?</quote>No it's more like when a person eats a monke. Kinda fucked up but not cannibalism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 11/21/21 3:02:19 PM #13:	You jammed the candies down your pipe? Is that possible? --- That wasn't a lobster that poisoned you, you swallowed your own venom. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:960213133] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>You jammed the candies down your pipe? Is that possible? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/21/21 3:02:27 PM #14:	dolomedes posted... i miss the tan m&ms fuck u blue m&m Agreed. We should start a campaign for this --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:960213135] in I just fuc... [t:79770643]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>i miss the tan m&ms fuck u blue m&m</quote>Agreed. We should start a campaign for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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