Current Events > Trump is awarded a BLACK BELT and PROMISES to WEAR it if he WINS 2024!!

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Full Throttle
11/21/21 10:53:50 PM
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Does he look stupid in that?


Former Presidope, Donald Trump was awarded the honourary black belt by the president of Kukkiwon, Lee Dong-seop when he went to visit him in Mar-a-lago this weekend as Trump now becomes the NINTH person to receive the highest level attainable by a professional martial artists despite NEVER taking any martial arts classes!!

Kukkiwon, known as World Taekwondo Headquarters is home of the worlds best taekwondo academy.

Lee said "I heard that the donald trump is highly interested in taekwondo."

The set up was done by a south korean resident who is a fan of the former president as trump said "It is my pleasure and honour to receive this honourary certificate. Taekwondo is a great martial art for protecting oneself in these times"

Now he has vowed to WEAR this outfit to CONGRESS and the White House if he returns in the future!

Several pictures were seen at his home including shaking hands with NK Leader Kim Jong Un and another with the Queen as well as meeting the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall

His awarding of at a 9th Dan means he shares the same rank as Russian president Vladmir Putin who was presented with the black belt and a grandmaster of taekwondo during an official visit in 2013 to South Korea

On Friday, Trump congratulated Kyle Rittenhouse after he was found not guilty for killing 2 BLM Protesters as the verdict divided america who said it was nothing more than a witchhunt from the radical left who want to punish a law abiding citizen including a CHILD like Kyle.

Does he look stupid in this outfit?

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Irony
11/21/21 10:53:59 PM
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Lmao

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TrollTrace
11/21/21 11:10:00 PM
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Just when i thought Trump could not be more awesome he does this. Meanwhile the dems are playing despacito to win hispanic votes...
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jumi
11/22/21 12:22:29 AM
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Half a gi over a suit. What a joke.

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DirkDiggles
11/22/21 12:28:51 AM
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Too bad he can't kick with his bone spurs.

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Mistere Man
11/22/21 12:31:07 AM
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Ninja President?!

Jk

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nfearurspecimn
11/22/21 12:36:20 AM
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What the fuck? What a strange reality we live in.

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HylianFox
11/22/21 12:36:29 AM
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Little kids receive black belts, so it doesn't really mean much...

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MabusIncarnate
11/22/21 12:37:45 AM
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He probably just gained like 100,000 more voters. Damn you Kukkiwon.

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B18Champ
11/22/21 6:59:29 PM
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Trump looks so healthy and youthful in that picture. Meanwhile, our current president looks like a raisin.
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ScazarMeltex
11/22/21 7:04:34 PM
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Honorary belts are like honorary degrees, they mean nothing. That said I would be willing to spar with him.

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dj1200
11/23/21 1:29:22 PM
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XD

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Bishop9800
11/23/21 1:30:54 PM
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TrollTrace posted...
Just when i thought Trump could not be more awesome he does this. Meanwhile the dems are playing despacito to win hispanic votes...


Username checks out

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nativengine
11/23/21 1:31:31 PM
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Not a Cobra Kai black belt so who cares?

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CapnMuffin
11/23/21 1:34:43 PM
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Trump kinda reminds me of White Goodman from Dodgeball.
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TheSavageDragon
11/23/21 1:40:44 PM
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B18Champ posted...
Trump looks so healthy and youthful in that picture. Meanwhile, our current president looks like a raisin.

In what fucking world is orange a healthy color for human skin
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LeperMessiahXX
11/23/21 1:50:27 PM
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I don't understand the point of giving out honorary black belts. Aren't those suppose to be special in the martial arts world? Something you dedicate a portion of your life to attain?

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Underpants
11/23/21 1:51:36 PM
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Former President Trump doesn't even know how to hold his hands and he has black belt. The world is a funny place.
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PoundGarden
11/23/21 1:54:50 PM
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I was randomly listening to NPR a couple months back and the story was about the only person in the US about to test for a Grandmaster position in TKD. They talked about all the requirements and shit they had to do, been in TKD for like 40 years.

And disgraced former president Dipshit who can barely handle a gently sloped ramp gets one handed to him lmao. Cartoon world

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mustachedmystic
11/23/21 2:00:29 PM
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Giving Trump an honorary black belt would be like giving an honorary doctorate to, well, Trump.

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PoundGarden
11/23/21 2:03:09 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/nibKWhD.jpg

Wait, he's back on Twitter again?

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pogo_rabid
11/23/21 2:04:54 PM
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I wonder how joe rogan is gonna cope with this attack on his beloved martial arts.

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HylianFox
11/23/21 2:06:20 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Wait, he's back on Twitter again?

that's Gab, aka right-wing Twitter

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PoundGarden
11/23/21 2:08:58 PM
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HylianFox posted...
that's Gab, aka right-wing Twitter

Ah I see the watermark now

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trappedunderice
11/23/21 2:11:05 PM
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creativerealms
11/23/21 2:11:51 PM
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What a joke.

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Kolibri X
11/23/21 2:24:47 PM
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Great photo top right. I miss having a bad ass president that did cool things and could walk up stairs.

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HughFranzeffIII
11/23/21 2:26:35 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
Great photo top right. I miss having a bad ass president that did cool things and could walk up stairs.
What's bad ass and cool about getting something you didn't earn?
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HylianFox
11/23/21 2:26:55 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
Great photo top right. I miss having a bad ass president that did cool things and could walk up stairs.

It's pretty pathetic that we're in an era where "can use a staircase" is the standard by which presidents are judged

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jumi
11/23/21 9:15:21 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
Great photo top right. I miss having a bad ass president that did cool things and could walk up stairs.

Dude couldn't even drink a glass of water.

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ultimate reaver
11/23/21 9:20:56 PM
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https://youtu.be/qqql30HE0To

trump after defeating sleepy joe in 2024

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Axiom
11/23/21 9:22:27 PM
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I wonder how much money that cost him lmfao. Trump is so sad
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TrollTrace
11/24/21 12:11:39 AM
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M_Live posted...
Lmfao

Yeah I was about to say I'm sure the average person could beat the hell out of Donald Trump

To be fair trump is probably going to put up a better fight than most presidents considering he is the largest president we have ever had at 6 foot 3 250lbs, trump is not a push over but yeah he is a geriatric. You guys talk about trump like the guy is the steven seagal of politics, the dude is seriously charming, his interviews make me laugh like a mad man.
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jumi
11/24/21 4:52:51 AM
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TrollTrace posted...
To be fair trump is probably going to put up a better fight than most presidents considering he is the largest president we have ever had at 6 foot 3 250lbs, trump is not a push over but yeah he is a geriatric. You guys talk about trump like the guy is the steven seagal of politics, the dude is seriously charming, his interviews make me laugh like a mad man.

Taft was fatter, Abe was taller.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/24/21 4:56:41 AM
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what a tae-kwon dope...
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KStateKing17
11/24/21 5:06:02 AM
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TrollTrace posted...
To be fair trump is probably going to put up a better fight than most presidents considering he is the largest president we have ever had at 6 foot 3 250lbs, trump is not a push over but yeah he is a geriatric. You guys talk about trump like the guy is the steven seagal of politics, the dude is seriously charming, his interviews make me laugh like a mad man.
Grant, Eisenhower and Teddy Roosevelt would wreck his shit. I think the younger Bush would best him in a bar fight in their respective primes.

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Srk700
11/24/21 5:22:54 AM
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I bet Donald would fall over if he tried to do a roundhouse kick.
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gunplagirl
11/24/21 5:38:58 AM
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He's now officially more qualified to fight than I am.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/24/21 7:32:46 AM
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btw, i know this is an obvious joke but... shouldnt he have gotten the orange belt instead? >_>
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11/24/21 7:53:04 AM
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KneeOnBest
11/24/21 8:09:40 AM
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I love this timeline so much

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VigorouslySwish
11/24/21 8:11:29 AM
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lmao if you think hes actually going to run

hes gonna grift his cult out of every penny he can and then bail at the last minute falsely citing health reasons

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