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Hexenherz
11/23/21 4:37:33 AM
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oh my it didn't scale at all properly lmao here's an imgur link https://imgur.com/a/lzmLOLD



It is interesting, some things I would rank even higher than they are.

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teep_
11/23/21 4:38:03 AM
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Too blurry for me on mobile :/
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Hexenherz
11/23/21 4:38:39 AM
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teep_ posted...
Too blurry for me on mobile :/
I updated it with an imgur link, that was disappointing to see.

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VitalGetPrank
11/23/21 4:40:34 AM
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Birds aren't real in Things that actually happened

wat

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teep_
11/23/21 4:41:33 AM
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Soy Boys is a conspiracy?
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zeppelin4ever42
11/23/21 4:52:22 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
wat
Lmao, seriously

Also, what is the conspiracy for Iran-Contra?

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TheoryzC
11/23/21 5:00:51 AM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
Also, what is the conspiracy for Iran-Contra?
https://youtu.be/lFV1uT-ihDo

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/23/21 5:02:11 AM
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i think that conspiracy chart is too small and blurry for 2021, personally

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ultimate reaver
11/23/21 5:06:38 AM
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why is the contras under leaving reality lmao

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zeppelin4ever42
11/23/21 5:08:39 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
why is the contras under leaving reality lmao
Yeah, what part of it is conspiracy? Isnt it just pretty much common knowledge at this point?

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Flauros
11/23/21 5:09:50 AM
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HagenEx
11/23/21 5:10:02 AM
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So much shit wrong with that picture lol.

Soros on the red, living in a simulation on blue.

L M F A O.

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Skiin_Walker
11/23/21 5:15:14 AM
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cryptids exist. also reality is intangible as it only exists as we agree that it does.

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zeppelin4ever42
11/23/21 5:26:21 AM
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HagenEx posted...
So much shit wrong with that picture lol.

Soros on the red, living in a simulation on blue.

L M F A O.
Most Soros conspiracy theories are just old conspiracy theories that have been used against Jews since the Nazis, and sometimes since the Dark Ages. Very obviously false

Living in a simulation is one of those things you cannot prove or disprove

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Hexenherz
11/23/21 5:49:34 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
why is the contras under leaving reality lmao
The way I read it, Iran Contra is in the "we need more info" category, and then if you beyond that theeeen you're crossing the "leaving reality" threshold

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Flauros
11/23/21 5:51:05 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
why is the contras under leaving reality lmao
This whole thing is a joke chart. I dont want to spoil too much, but it seems a lot of people have fallen for it already >_>

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Doom_Art
11/23/21 6:02:59 AM
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teep_ posted...
Soy Boys is a conspiracy?
Were I to venture a guess it's probably because the belief that eating soy will feminize your body or turn you into an emaciated husk is pseudoscience

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Frolex
11/23/21 6:14:03 AM
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zeppelin4ever42
11/23/21 6:14:07 AM
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Flauros posted...
This whole thing is a joke chart. I dont want to spoil too much, but it seems a lot of people have fallen for it already >_>
What part is a joke?

Do you think 5G makes you magnetic or psychic or something?

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MrMallard
11/23/21 6:23:48 AM
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There's a difference between a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy fantasy.

"Internet service providers have a gentleman's agreement to prioritise certain parts of the country so that they all make money without interfering with each other's profits" is a theory positing a mutually beneficial business arrangement between massive conglomerates. There's charts that seem to confirm this, showing that the country is divided into pretty equal portions where the biggest ISPs all dominate their respective sector, and the stakes of this conspiracy go as far as to draw a connection between inadequate services offered by these companies, a refusal to improve because they have no competition, and the total monopoly they have in their neck of the woods which seems to confirm that assertion.

What are the stakes, and who is empowered by this theory? The stakes relate to a service that many people rely on but who often report low satisfaction with, and it plays to a narrative of weakening consumer rights which is an issue happening more and more in America - which empowers people who are aware of the weakening of consumer's rights, who are unhappy with the lack of support their local ISP provides. There's a coherent idea there, a coherent connection between what the theory is and what it affects in the world. It plays to a very real issue.

But what the fuck is Qanon? A disjointed, rambling diatribe fearmongering about a satanic cabal being combated by extremist Republicans, ascribing compassionate reasons for their lack of public compassion. Donald Trump isn't a callous idiot, he's trying to stop Hillary Clinton and her satanic cabal of deep state cohorts from torturing children, because torturing children releases a chemical in their blood that said deep state conspirators feast off of.

What are the stakes, and who's empowered by the theory? The stakes are the lives of all children, who risk being kidnapped, raped, tortured and killed by evil satanic pedophiles. It's designed to appeal to the broadest base, because no-one wants children to be kidnapped, raped, tortured and killed. The point of the theory is to justify Donald Trump and the other callous idiots who follow in his stead to remain in power, by claiming that their public persona is in favour of a noble interior crusade and that any perceived bad on their part is a broader plot to do good.

It empowers an extreme faction of the political right who seek to further enrich themselves, cutting taxes and regulations to businesses who are already making record profits, while weakening the ability of the average American citizen to provide for themselves in comparison. The people who are most likely to peddle this theory are the same people who have the most to lose by its proliferation. It exists to further drive a wedge between the sort of people who should be sticking together and looking out for their own wellbeing.

But in peddling qanon, those same people feel empowered.

The ISP thing is a conspiracy theory. It draws a connection between a perceived lack of ISP quality in America, and the lack of alternative services in certain parts of the country - including other big multi-million ISP companies. There's both precedent and intent behind the theory - we've seen the rise of industrial cartels before, in the co-operation between lightbulb companies to shorten the lifespan of their products to make more money. We're well aware of efforts to weaken consumer laws in America so that you're always getting the worst deal and you can't swap to another service. There's a point to it.

Qanon is a conspiracy fantasy, where the appeal is that there's a great evil at work and you, as someone who's on the inside, feel as if you're empowered to do the right thing. You're living vicariously through nonsense for some greater good, but the appeal of the theory is purely emotional and it requires you to turn off your brain and listen to your heart. It's a popular theory because it empowers people to believe they're doing the right thing, but it's absolute nonsense.

Similar thing to anti-vaxxers, where the people getting the vaccine are turning their immune system into a subscription service for big pharma and the galaxy-brained anti-vaxxers are the only people smart enough to see through the lies and view the truth. It's a self-serving fantasy that puts you on the inside of something greater than yourself. When the rest of the human race have heart attacks or go impotent, the anti-vaxxers will be the only people left to repopulate the earth - shit like that.

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Flauros
11/23/21 6:26:40 AM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
What part is a joke?

Do you think 5G makes you magnetic or psychic or something?
Look at some of the rankings. And how some of them like flat earth are considered "Anti semitic", and how some of the options are just kinda silly.

This gets remade every year and its always funny to watch people get all excited by it.

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Rayman2943
11/23/21 6:29:49 AM
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Mr Hangman posted...
The conspiratorial hypothesis is that Reagan's team colluded with them and gave them the idea.
Its not really batshit and this chart is bad.
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Hexenherz
11/23/21 6:33:59 AM
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MrMallard
11/23/21 6:36:01 AM
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saw "birds aren't real" in the "things that really happened" section, lmao

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Rayman2943
11/23/21 6:36:57 AM
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also, JFK and Epstein didn't kill himself are conspiracies? OK. this person clearly had an agenda.
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Doom_Art
11/23/21 6:39:50 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
JFK
The JFK assassination is like the modern ur-conspiracy well, bro

Rayman2943 posted...
Epstein didn't kill

Since the official story as far as we're aware is that he committed suicide while staring down the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison, this would also apply.

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BlingBling22947
11/23/21 6:40:07 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i think that conspiracy chart is too small and blurry for 2021, personally

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Rayman2943
11/23/21 6:41:02 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
The JFK assassination is like the modern ur-conspiracy well, bro

Since the official story as far as we're aware is that he committed suicide while staring down the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison, this would also apply.
Epstein was murdered. And if you don't believe that lol
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Flauros
11/23/21 6:42:46 AM
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Doom_Art
11/23/21 6:43:34 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Epstein was murdered
That's not the official story, there's not any tangible proof as to what else specifically happened, and everyone else has a different idea on what that might be

Rayman2943 posted...
And if you don't believe that lol
where did I say I didnt

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itachi15243
11/23/21 6:54:08 AM
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What is the ancient giant tree one supposed to mean?

There are very old very large trees that exist.

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zeppelin4ever42
11/23/21 6:57:22 AM
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Mr Hangman posted...
The scandal is real of course, but there are unproven theories about whether/how it's connected to the Iran Hostage Crisis. The benign possibility is that Iran timed the release to coincide with Reagan's inauguration entirely on their own in the hope that it would win them favor with the incoming administration, which ultimately it did. The conspiratorial hypothesis is that Reagan's team colluded with them and gave them the idea.

It wouldn't be unprecedented, another real conspiracy is that Nixon's team in 1968 sabotaged peace talks in Vietnam to keep the war going to their political advantage.
What part of this is unconfirmed though? Do people debate whether Reagan subordinates met them? Or?

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MedeaLysistrata
11/23/21 7:02:10 AM
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*checks for message board sports*



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MrMallard
11/23/21 7:06:28 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
What is the ancient giant tree one supposed to mean?

There are very old very large trees that exist.
I think it's referring to the idea that mesas and plateaus are the tree stumps of ancient trees. Rock structures where it's a tall outcrop of rock sticking out of the earth, but incredibly fucking flat on the top - which looks strikingly similar to tree stumps on a much, much bigger level.

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Hexenherz
11/23/21 3:53:28 PM
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Flauros posted...
I just got done reading 2 of those links and it doesnt make a lick of sense and doesnt seem to have anything to do with flat earthers.
tl;dr - flat earthers call people who believe in a round earth "globalists", "globalists" is a veiled term for "secretive zionist cabal of Jews who rule the earth".

The danger of a lot of this conspiracy theory language is that people start believing one thing and then they start believing another thing and they start using this terminology that has its roots in anti-Semitic language.

The Reptilian "conspiracy theory" is similar - the whole thing is a euphemism for "evil Jews running the earth". Of course it's not *sold* like that, because people don't want to appear bigoted or anti-Semitic, but that's basically what it is.

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