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KneeOnBest
11/23/21 12:43:04 PM
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I'll pick "Catch the Semen" for $200

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DirkDiggles
11/23/21 12:46:13 PM
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That's what your mother said, Trebek!

HARHARHAR

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Tom Clark
11/23/21 12:46:38 PM
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Le Tits, Now!

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GallisOTK
11/23/21 1:01:35 PM
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I'd like to ask about The Penis Mightier
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DeadBankerDream
11/23/21 1:02:56 PM
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I'll take the The Rapists for 200!

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KneeOnBest
11/23/21 1:10:28 PM
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Your answer?
InDooRs

and your wager?

I BooBs

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Ivany2008
11/23/21 1:18:32 PM
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I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.... What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? ones a sick duck.... I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore....

I'll be damned if I have to pay you 300 dollars.... It's an outrage.... A Scandal even....

I spend 2 years of my life trying to make a penis mightier.... failing to do so is my biggest regret....

I thought of some more foreign ladies that I snogged...

Yeah.... I haven't watched those on repeat....about a thousand times.
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KneeOnBest
11/23/21 1:34:58 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.... What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? ones a sick duck.... I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore....
It took me years before I figured out what the rest of the joke was supposed to be >_>

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ROBANN_88
11/23/21 1:58:11 PM
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KneeOnBest posted...
It took me years before I figured out what the rest of the joke was supposed to be >_>

i may still not know it
i know what "sick duck" rhymes with, but how that involves his mother, i don't understand

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GallisOTK
11/23/21 2:12:47 PM
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It's either that Trebek's mother is a sick fuck (rhymes) or that she sucks dick (switch the vowels in the two words). Could go either way.
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KneeOnBest
11/23/21 2:14:15 PM
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I always assumed it was a sick duck, and the mom was that, but with the first letters switched >_>

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Ivany2008
11/23/21 2:25:20 PM
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....that's not it at all... A mallard is a type of duck, so a mallard with a cold is a sick duck.
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Duncanwii
11/23/21 2:28:03 PM
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The man is dead. Have some respect.
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CrimsonWaffle
11/23/21 2:28:39 PM
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I'll take 'Anal Bum cover' for 7,000.

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lolife67
11/23/21 2:32:05 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
i may still not know it
i know what "sick duck" rhymes with, but how that involves his mother, i don't understand

GallisOTK posted...
It's either that Trebek's mother is a sick fuck (rhymes) or that she sucks dick (switch the vowels in the two words). Could go either way.

KneeOnBest posted...
I always assumed it was a sick duck, and the mom was that, but with the first letters switched >_>

Lol no. The punchline is "One's a sick duck and you're a sick f***." Calling his mom a whore was just him insulting Trebek's mom for no related reason. That's why it's so funny.
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