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Ryven
11/24/21 4:40:51 AM
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I did and for me anyways, it was scarily accurate

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Turbam
11/24/21 4:42:45 AM
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A extremly Attractive male that usually has the biggest penis in the room. His "junk" usually ranges from 7-9 inches




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DeadBankerDream
11/24/21 4:44:23 AM
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A really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. He never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. But he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.

lmao.

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TheSavageDragon
11/24/21 5:46:24 AM
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The first few sentences are scarily accurate indeed. Likely written in such a way that it's true for many despite the name. I also apparently get friggin salty when you call me a twink, so don't do that!
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Ryven
11/24/21 9:21:52 AM
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Bump

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RetsuZaiZen
11/24/21 9:23:00 AM
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Yea my friends and I did it years ago. The results are way too positive for everyone. That's no fun.

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dameon_reaper
11/24/21 9:25:49 AM
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"Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one. Some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris. Strangely enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes."

What
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monkmith
11/24/21 9:26:55 AM
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Turbam posted...
A extremly Attractive male that usually has the biggest penis in the room. His "junk" usually ranges from 7-9 inches

"blank" has the biggest dick ranging from 8 - 10 inches



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Alucard188
11/24/21 9:29:39 AM
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Success.

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PMarth2002
11/24/21 9:30:17 AM
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UD has a very high opinion of Erics apparently.

This one's accurate for me
Eric
The action of pulling an all nighter becasue they procrastinate their homework
I stayed up all nightdoing homework but really got nothing done, I just pulled an Eric


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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
11/24/21 9:44:15 AM
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I have an entry on there that was written by friends of mine about me. It's still there. So yeah, I know my name is on there.

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Kitt
11/24/21 9:50:29 AM
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Someone who is charismatic, and a pure and gentle soul. Only wants the best for people around him and is always there to lend a hand. Funny is an understatment as there is never a dull moment when you are around him. If I could describe Kitt with one word, it would be "perfection".

Whenever I'm feeling low, I make sure to check in on my friend Kitt in hopes that he is doing well and can brighten my day with his stories.

A slut who wears just about no clothes, she sleeps with as many guys as she can and got herpes in 7th grade

Jared: oh my god dude look over there
Zac: oh gross it's Kitt
Jared: ya she gave Quincy herpes!
Zac: no way!
Jared: yup! I was smoking a bowl with him the other day and he told me!

Legend/truth has it that Kitt was made in the garden of eden with Adam and Eve. Kitt then proceeded to kill God. Kitt is the true ruler of the universe and deserves all to bow to him. He has also slept with ever single persons mom in the universe.

Wow Kitt makes me horny.
These are all varying degrees of accurate.

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averagejoel
11/24/21 9:58:18 AM
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it's just people writing entries about their own name

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Puglia77
11/24/21 10:01:54 AM
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Not me but someone put my last name into Urban Dictionary before. My last name is ethnic so I know it was directed towards me.

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Ryven
11/24/21 11:11:11 AM
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averagejoel posted...
it's just people writing entries about their own name


That applies, to a point, about others with the same name.

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averagejoel
11/24/21 11:17:21 AM
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Ryven posted...
That applies, to a point, about others with the same name.
so it's basically a horoscope

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BuckVanHammer
11/24/21 11:20:01 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
UD has a very high opinion of Erics apparently.

This one's accurate for me
Eric
The action of pulling an all nighter becasue they procrastinate their homework
I stayed up all nightdoing homework but really got nothing done, I just pulled an Eric
ya brian is pretty glowing as well...

One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more

I'm a cool dude, but idk about all that...

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Ryven
11/24/21 11:20:20 AM
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averagejoel posted...
so it's basically a horoscope


I suppose lol

I put some friends names in that doesnt describe them at all in reality so take it for what you will.

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NoxObscuras
11/24/21 11:20:34 AM
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Kitt posted...
These are all varying degrees of accurate.
Surprising lack of Knight Rider references

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Tappor
11/24/21 11:21:30 AM
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Typicality a passive guy until you get to know him. He is a guy you want to have as your BF, he is funny, loyal, and knows when he is needed. He is protective over the people he cares for and uses his agility to kick your ass. He is a great lover and the best listener you'll find. He is not afraid to stick up for what he believes is right no matter what the cost is. If you can get on his sweet side you well never regret it. He is also the hottest guy you can find walking the streets.

This is a lot more accurate than it has any business being

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