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HylianFox
11/29/21 9:07:11 PM
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wtf that's even worse than the ice cream pokemon

https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Sandygast

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Kajagogo
11/29/21 9:09:04 PM
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HylianFox posted...
wtf that's even worse than the ice cream pokemon


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Solar_Crimson
11/29/21 9:09:27 PM
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It's actually very creepy. There's official art of its evolved form Palossand eating a Pikachu.



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KobeSystem
11/29/21 9:09:42 PM
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Sandygast is actually dope tho >_> ice cream pokemon looks derpy af

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Kim_Seong-a
11/29/21 9:09:47 PM
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Sandygast is great shut the fuck up

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Hambo the Hog
11/29/21 9:11:02 PM
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Sandygast is cute and its evolution is cool. And the concept is fun, too. Don't be a crotchety old genwunner.

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Solar_Crimson
11/29/21 9:12:40 PM
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Possessed people controlled by this Pokmon transformed its sand mound into a castle. As it evolved, its power to curse grew ever stronger.

Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokmon and siphons away their vital essence while they're still alive.

Once it has whipped up a sandstorm to halt its opponents in their tracks, this terrifying Pokmon snatches away their vitality.

Palossand is known as the Beach Nightmare. It pulls its prey down into the sand by controlling the sand itself, and then it sucks out their souls.

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KobeSystem
11/29/21 9:14:32 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Possessed people controlled by this Pokmon transformed its sand mound into a castle. As it evolved, its power to curse grew ever stronger.

Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokmon and siphons away their vital essence while they're still alive.

Once it has whipped up a sandstorm to halt its opponents in their tracks, this terrifying Pokmon snatches away their vitality.

Palossand is known as the Beach Nightmare. It pulls its prey down into the sand by controlling the sand itself, and then it sucks out their souls.

Imagine if a rated M pokemon game was made

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YugiNoob
11/29/21 9:27:50 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Possessed people controlled by this Pokmon transformed its sand mound into a castle. As it evolved, its power to curse grew ever stronger.

Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokmon and siphons away their vital essence while they're still alive.

Once it has whipped up a sandstorm to halt its opponents in their tracks, this terrifying Pokmon snatches away their vitality.

Palossand is known as the Beach Nightmare. It pulls its prey down into the sand by controlling the sand itself, and then it sucks out their souls.
https://youtu.be/aEtuLzUbtpI?t=99

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Trumpo
11/29/21 9:46:34 PM
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KobeSystem posted...
Imagine if a rated M pokemon game was made
Clover but it can trigger people
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Solar_Crimson
11/29/21 9:47:56 PM
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KobeSystem posted...
Imagine if a rated M pokemon game was made
Shin Megami Tensei is the closest we have.

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spikethedevil
11/29/21 9:49:48 PM
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But a magnet and purple sludge are fine I guess.

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radical rhino
11/29/21 9:51:47 PM
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Sandygast is hilarious in New Pokmon Snap.

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Shotgunnova
11/29/21 9:56:56 PM
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Looks pretty stupid, but if it was way more evil-looking, I might use it. I kinda enjoyed using that sand hippo a few generations back.

Also lol @ Palossand being afraid of water

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Kim_Seong-a
11/29/21 9:58:38 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Possessed people controlled by this Pokmon transformed its sand mound into a castle. As it evolved, its power to curse grew ever stronger.

Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokmon and siphons away their vital essence while they're still alive.

Once it has whipped up a sandstorm to halt its opponents in their tracks, this terrifying Pokmon snatches away their vitality.

Palossand is known as the Beach Nightmare. It pulls its prey down into the sand by controlling the sand itself, and then it sucks out their souls.

Are there any ghost Pokemon that *dont* have fucked up Dex entries?

Reminder that Yamask are canonically the ghosts of humans. <_<

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Calwings
11/29/21 10:10:58 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Are there any ghost Pokemon that *dont* have fucked up Dex entries?

Reminder that Yamask are canonically the ghosts of humans. <_<

Gourgeist is one of my favorites in the "fucked up Ghost-type dex entries" category. It has different forms based on size, and Sword/Shield give alternate forms their own dex entries. Gourgeist's entries say that small-sized Gourgeist disguise themselves as children and fool adults into bringing them "home" to the afterlife, while large-sized Gourgeist do the opposite and pretend to be adults to lead lost children to the afterlife.

Shit's fucked.
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ApherosyLove
11/29/21 10:14:20 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's actually very creepy. There's official art of its evolved form Palossand eating a Pikachu.

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Solar_Crimson
11/29/21 10:27:10 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Are there any ghost Pokemon that *dont* have fucked up Dex entries?

Reminder that Yamask are canonically the ghosts of humans. <_<
Gengar has probably my favorite Dex entry so far in Sun:
  • Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.


It's funny how the Dark type is call the "Evil" type in Japan, when Ghost-types have a much larger track record of evil deeds.

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ElatedVenusaur
11/29/21 10:28:32 PM
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Drifloon abducting children is pretty messed up.

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neverwin
11/30/21 8:34:17 AM
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Also iirc it's based on an actual myth.

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discodancer77
12/01/21 11:39:43 PM
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TIL theres a Pokmon thats just a pile of eggs

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CinderLock
12/01/21 11:50:36 PM
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discodancer77 posted...
TIL theres a Pokmon thats just a pile of eggs
Oh man there's also a rat and a bigger rat. And a bird and a bigger bird lol

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Xethuminra
12/01/21 11:58:45 PM
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Most of the sequel Pokemon are glorified Digimon.



They still make movies about these guys.
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MabusIncarnate
12/02/21 12:00:58 AM
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It's one of like 5 Pokemon that I like

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nfearurspecimn
12/02/21 12:01:44 AM
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I mean, but it's a ghost type so it's really not that far-fetched.

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CinderLock
12/02/21 12:02:42 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Most of the sequel Pokemon are glorified Digimon.



They still make movies about these guys.
That's some terrible artwork

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Xethuminra
12/02/21 12:03:55 AM
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Frieza x Son Goku

mew/Mewtwo.ftw
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Kim_Seong-a
12/03/21 3:05:53 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Most of the sequel Pokemon are glorified Digimon.



They still make movies about these guys.

Mewtwo is just Giygas with slightly less of an existential crisis

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DocDelicious
12/03/21 3:45:37 AM
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KobeSystem posted...
Imagine if a rated M pokemon game was made

Palworld

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Tom Clark
12/03/21 3:50:00 AM
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I tell you what, I'm sick of my Ice Cream boi being done dirty like this.

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Zikten
12/03/21 3:50:01 AM
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That sandcastle pokemon could be easily killed just by dumping water on it
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HylianFox
12/03/21 12:52:32 PM
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This is still here?
Must have touched a nerve.

Solar_Crimson posted...
It's actually very creepy. There's official art of its evolved form Palossand eating a Pikachu.


Okay, this has pretty much change my opinion.
Now I think it's the most badass pokemon ever. Why didn't they lead with this rather than the derpy plastic shovel thing?


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