Current Events > CYOA: You ordered a pizza for delivery

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One large, two topping pizza for the night. Took about 40 minutes to get here. You answer the door and take the pizza box from the delivery man. Pop that bad boy open to make sure everything is in order and yup. All set. Looks good.

The delivery man holds up a little white strip of paper and leans his head back a bit, perhaps attempting to get a better look at it under these dim lights. He squints and says, "Alright, 19.41."

You think quietly to yourself, "Heh. 1941, the same as Pearl Harbor."

A) Give this man a $20 bill.
B) Pay for the pizza and then throw in a couple of bucks.
C) Hand him a 20 for the pizza pie and a crisp 5 on top of that.
D) An Andrew Jackson aught to cover it. Yeah he forced the migration of the Native American people, but this isn't about that now. What's done is done. You'll add one George Washington for good measure.
E) Pass this fucker 20 bucks and then stand there and wait for your god damn change.
F) Alright you can get out of this. Pat your pockets, dig through them and give off the illusion that you're searching for legal tender. Pull out that crumbled twenty and then act as if you're looking for more. Almost desperately on the hunt to avoid embarrassment and shame. You're good. You're real good. You can control the narrative here and prove once and for all that perception is reality. Who's gonna stop you? Who even can?

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E

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F

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It's a tie. (._. )

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I don't get delivery, but I kind of want pizza now. Delivery drivers don't typically carry change, so E isn't a real option. Even if they do have change, the correct thing to do is to not give it.

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F

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E

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D

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F. I'm an expert at that type of game

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A

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A

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E, cowards.

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Where is TC?

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BlingBling22947 posted...

Where is TC?

It's still a tie. (._. )

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Coin flip between E and F then

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F

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C, final answer.

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E

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