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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/21 5:20:53 PM
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My lil guy is not quite long enough for magnum dong con-doms, but is way too THICK for normal guy cobdoms. Is there like.... A tailor I can go to? To get fitted? Or does anyone have any advice for this sort of thing do I just have to fold them or something

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Simp
12/01/21 5:22:10 PM
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look at this guy having sex

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TeaMilk
12/01/21 5:23:55 PM
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Simp posted...
look at this guy having sex
I think he made this topic because he can't sex

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ultimate reaver
12/01/21 5:24:04 PM
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become a eunuch

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Simp
12/01/21 5:26:20 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I think he made this topic because he can't sex
Don't you dare tell this man what he can or can't do!

oh n/m you were right, he can't sex

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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/21 5:26:32 PM
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Simp posted...
look at this guy having sex
I made this topic because I can't sex

ultimate reaver posted...
become a eunuch
I almost was if you know what I mean

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UndefeatedGOAT
12/01/21 5:27:09 PM
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does length matter for condoms?

just dont roll it out the whole way....
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Heartomaton
12/01/21 5:29:05 PM
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Use a garbage bag and a rubber band.

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TeaMilk
12/01/21 5:32:24 PM
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Jiek_Fafn
12/01/21 5:35:58 PM
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Yes. Here's the product description of what I use

ONE The Legend Condoms are wider and longer for increased comfort. It is bigger at the head and base to provide extra comfort but fits close around the middle to ensure the condoms stay in place. ONE condoms are softer, smoother, clearer and purer, providing a more pleasurable experience for both partners.

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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/21 5:52:03 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
does length matter for condoms?

just dont roll it out the whole way....
I don't think

Heartomaton posted...
Use a garbage bag and a rubber band.
Best response so far

TeaMilk posted...
Use saran wrap
But we use those for rice-balls!!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ew maybe

Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yes. Here's the product description of what I use

ONE The Legend Condoms are wider and longer for increased comfort. It is bigger at the head and base to provide extra comfort but fits close around the middle to ensure the condoms stay in place. ONE condoms are softer, smoother, clearer and purer, providing a more pleasurable experience for both partners.
Well that says longer but my peanous is normal length

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Damn_Underscore
12/01/21 5:52:30 PM
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you have a chode TC

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SauI_Goodman
12/01/21 5:53:30 PM
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At least youre not an extreme grower. Like 1 inch flaccid and 5 erect.

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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/21 11:11:12 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
you have a chode TC
That's what I was saying but TeaMilk said it has to be wider than it is long

SauI_Goodman posted...
At least youre not an extreme grower. Like 1 inch flaccid and 5 erect.
It's kinda like that cuz I'm a Chubby Man


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Alteres
12/01/21 11:30:22 PM
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Thanks guys, Ive been feeling down.

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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/21 11:44:18 PM
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Alteres posted...
Thanks guys, Ive been feeling down.
Is my STRANGE DONG amusing to u!!?? Neat

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Kakapo
12/01/21 11:44:54 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yes. Here's the product description of what I use

ONE The Legend Condoms are wider and longer for increased comfort. It is bigger at the head and base to provide extra comfort but fits close around the middle to ensure the condoms stay in place. ONE condoms are softer, smoother, clearer and purer, providing a more pleasurable experience for both partners.

That makes it sound like its for people shaped like a bowling pin lol

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 2:00:52 AM
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Kakapo posted...
That makes it sound like its for people shaped like a bowling pin lol
Lmao yea

I need gelp guys

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ledbowman
12/02/21 2:03:17 AM
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mine is swollen and stiff what the heck is going on

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Turtlebread
12/02/21 2:04:26 AM
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oo ahh kiss your lil meat tip

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sabrestorm
12/02/21 2:05:54 AM
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Measure it and then look at online size charts?

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/02/21 2:08:06 AM
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This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous.

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Heartomaton
12/02/21 2:10:39 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Best response so far

/bow

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Touch
12/02/21 2:13:40 AM
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Just leave it in cold water for a few hours before the business

Or was it boiling water?

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KobeSystem
12/02/21 2:35:02 AM
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Wait

Whats wrong with being an extreme grower >_>

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Xethuminra
12/02/21 2:37:02 AM
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Yerpyneous
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/02/21 2:40:33 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
But we use those for rice-balls!!
now use them for corn balls!!

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BalanceLost
12/02/21 2:42:55 AM
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Just get yourself a twink c** dump. No risk of pregnancy.

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armandro
12/02/21 2:43:44 AM
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guess you gotta smackdown raw

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h23456bca
12/02/21 2:49:16 AM
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Fun fact, Ive seen a normal condom go over a mans entire head. Meaning regular condoms will fit any size genitalia, the magnums are marketed to a man that really thinks hes special, but no man is truly that special. No matter how big your penis is, it will fit in a regular sized condom.

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 3:36:54 AM
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ledbowman posted...
mine is swollen and stiff what the heck is going on
It was that damn Dwayne the Ronk Johnson, he always makes it like this!

Turtlebread posted...
oo ahh kiss your lil meat tip
I appreciate this post. New best post

sabrestorm posted...
Measure it and then look at online size charts?
I did, it's like 6 inches in roundness and that is always with the 19 inches in length ones

IShall_Run_Amok posted...
This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous.
Yes it's quite the condomdrum

Heartomaton posted...
/bow
It was fun while it lasted

Touch posted...
Just leave it in cold water for a few hours before the business

Or was it boiling water?
I'll try both.

KobeSystem posted...
Wait

Whats wrong with being an extreme grower >_>
It's too much of a surprise

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SauI_Goodman
12/02/21 10:38:59 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
That's what I was saying but TeaMilk said it has to be wider than it is long

It's kinda like that cuz I'm a Chubby Man
Do you ever let your flaccid size get you down? Do you normally tell women ahead of time so they dont freak? Ive always been bothered by it.

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 10:49:38 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Do you ever let your flaccid size get you down? Do you normally tell women ahead of time so they dont freak? Ive always been bothered by it.
I've only been with one person who, to be funny, requested a pic of it soft before ever seeing it so I don't have a problem there.

Also sometimes it does but im OK with it.

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Returning_CEmen
12/02/21 10:57:27 AM
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8ngA2Lq/

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Turbam
12/02/21 10:58:24 AM
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Do some stretches

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Heartomaton
12/02/21 10:59:34 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I appreciate this post. New best post

It was fun while it lasted

I demand my title back immediately.

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Shablagoo
12/02/21 10:59:50 AM
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I actually have this problem with shoes. By length Im only an 11 but I wear 13s because my feet are so wide.

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Zodd3224
12/02/21 11:00:04 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
I think he made this topic because he can't sex


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WilliamPorygon
12/02/21 11:25:47 AM
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wtf is a "peanous"



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Turtlebread
12/02/21 11:47:27 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I demand my title back immediately.


Hahaha! Yes!!! Fuck yes!!!!

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 7:50:12 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8ngA2Lq/
Lmao yeah basically

Turbam posted...
Do some stretches
Peepee stretch??

Heartomaton posted...
I demand my title back immediately.
I'm sorry but turtlebread's just had it all.

Shablagoo posted...
I actually have this problem with shoes. By length Im only an 11 but I wear 13s because my feet are so wide.
Omg me too sort of! I have to wear 14s but I'm around 13 wide

Zodd3224 posted...
I think he made this topic because he can't sex

Well yes

WilliamPorygon posted...
wtf is a "peanous"

Lol well there it is

Turtlebread posted...
Hahaha! Yes!!! Fuck yes!!!!


Also guys any more advice pls

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 7:51:54 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Yerpyneous
That's where I'm from

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
now use them for corn balls!!
Holy shit

BalanceLost posted...
Just get yourself a twink c** dump. No risk of pregnancy.
Hmmm maybe

armandro posted...
guess you gotta smackdown raw
Smackdown Raw 2007

h23456bca posted...
Fun fact, Ive seen a normal condom go over a mans entire head. Meaning regular condoms will fit any size genitalia, the magnums are marketed to a man that really thinks hes special, but no man is truly that special. No matter how big your penis is, it will fit in a regular sized condom.
R u sure

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ApherosyLove
12/02/21 7:53:55 PM
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Didn't read the topic but peanous is my favourite word and makes me laugh every time you say it.

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R1masher
12/02/21 7:57:31 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous.

nice, walk hard

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WrestlinFan
12/02/21 8:06:57 PM
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armandro posted...
guess you gotta smackdown raw
Yeah, playing those games is better than sex anyways.

But the one obvious answer is to demand anal exclusively.

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Hairy-man
12/02/21 8:09:44 PM
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Come on man. What kind of nonsense are you trying to pull here

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RenescoStCewl
12/02/21 8:13:49 PM
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Find a woman on birth control. Then you won't need a condom

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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/21 8:32:43 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Didn't read the topic but peanous is my favourite word and makes me laugh every time you say it.
Heheh that was the entire purpose....

R1masher posted...
nice, walk hard
Do what now

WrestlinFan posted...
Yeah, playing those games is better than sex anyways.

But the one obvious answer is to demand anal exclusively.
I dunno I've never put someone else in my butt

Hairy-man posted...
Come on man. What kind of nonsense are you trying to pull here
What did you mean by this

RenescoStCewl posted...
Find a woman on birth control. Then you won't need a condom
I tried but she got really depressed

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