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DocileOrangeCup 12/01/21 5:20:53 PM #1: |
My lil guy is not quite long enough for magnum dong con-doms, but is way too THICK for normal guy cobdoms. Is there like.... A tailor I can go to? To get fitted? Or does anyone have any advice for this sort of thing do I just have to fold them or something
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Simp 12/01/21 5:22:10 PM #2: |
look at this guy having sex
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TeaMilk 12/01/21 5:23:55 PM #3: |
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ultimate reaver 12/01/21 5:24:04 PM #4: |
become a eunuch
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Simp 12/01/21 5:26:20 PM #5: |
TeaMilk posted...
I think he made this topic because he can't sexDon't you dare tell this man what he can or can't do! oh n/m you were right, he can't sex --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/01/21 5:26:32 PM #6: |
Simp posted...
look at this guy having sexI made this topic because I can't sex ultimate reaver posted... become a eunuchI almost was if you know what I mean --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UndefeatedGOAT 12/01/21 5:27:09 PM #7: |
does length matter for condoms?
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Heartomaton 12/01/21 5:29:05 PM #8: |
Use a garbage bag and a rubber band.
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TeaMilk 12/01/21 5:32:24 PM #9: |
Use saran wrap
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Jiek_Fafn 12/01/21 5:35:58 PM #11: |
Yes. Here's the product description of what I use
ONE The Legend Condoms are wider and longer for increased comfort. It is bigger at the head and base to provide extra comfort but fits close around the middle to ensure the condoms stay in place. ONE condoms are softer, smoother, clearer and purer, providing a more pleasurable experience for both partners. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/01/21 5:52:03 PM #12: |
UndefeatedGOAT posted...
does length matter for condoms?I don't think Heartomaton posted... Use a garbage bag and a rubber band.Best response so far TeaMilk posted... Use saran wrapBut we use those for rice-balls!! [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Ew maybe Jiek_Fafn posted... Yes. Here's the product description of what I useWell that says longer but my peanous is normal length --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 12/01/21 5:52:30 PM #13: |
you have a chode TC
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SauI_Goodman 12/01/21 5:53:30 PM #14: |
At least youre not an extreme grower. Like 1 inch flaccid and 5 erect.
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DocileOrangeCup 12/01/21 11:11:12 PM #16: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
you have a chode TCThat's what I was saying but TeaMilk said it has to be wider than it is long SauI_Goodman posted... At least youre not an extreme grower. Like 1 inch flaccid and 5 erect.It's kinda like that cuz I'm a Chubby Man --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 12/01/21 11:30:22 PM #17: |
Thanks guys, Ive been feeling down.
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DocileOrangeCup 12/01/21 11:44:18 PM #18: |
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Thanks guys, Ive been feeling down.Is my STRANGE DONG amusing to u!!?? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/01/21 11:44:54 PM #19: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yes. Here's the product description of what I use That makes it sound like its for people shaped like a bowling pin lol --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 2:00:52 AM #20: |
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That makes it sound like its for people shaped like a bowling pin lolLmao yea I need gelp guys --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ledbowman 12/02/21 2:03:17 AM #21: |
mine is swollen and stiff what the heck is going on
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Turtlebread 12/02/21 2:04:26 AM #22: |
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sabrestorm 12/02/21 2:05:54 AM #23: |
Measure it and then look at online size charts?
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IShall_Run_Amok 12/02/21 2:08:06 AM #24: |
This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous.
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Heartomaton 12/02/21 2:10:39 AM #25: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Best response so far /bow --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 12/02/21 2:13:40 AM #26: |
Just leave it in cold water for a few hours before the business
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KobeSystem 12/02/21 2:35:02 AM #27: |
Wait
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Xethuminra 12/02/21 2:37:02 AM #28: |
Yerpyneous
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SSJ2GrimReaper 12/02/21 2:40:33 AM #29: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
But we use those for rice-balls!!now use them for corn balls!! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BalanceLost 12/02/21 2:42:55 AM #30: |
Just get yourself a twink c** dump. No risk of pregnancy.
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armandro 12/02/21 2:43:44 AM #31: |
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h23456bca 12/02/21 2:49:16 AM #32: |
Fun fact, Ive seen a normal condom go over a mans entire head. Meaning regular condoms will fit any size genitalia, the magnums are marketed to a man that really thinks hes special, but no man is truly that special. No matter how big your penis is, it will fit in a regular sized condom.
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 3:36:54 AM #33: |
ledbowman posted...
mine is swollen and stiff what the heck is going onIt was that damn Dwayne the Ronk Johnson, he always makes it like this! Turtlebread posted... oo ahh kiss your lil meat tipI appreciate this post. New best post sabrestorm posted... Measure it and then look at online size charts?I did, it's like 6 inches in roundness and that is always with the 19 inches in length ones IShall_Run_Amok posted... This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous.Yes it's quite the condomdrum Heartomaton posted... /bowIt was fun while it lasted Touch posted... Just leave it in cold water for a few hours before the businessI'll try both. KobeSystem posted... WaitIt's too much of a surprise --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 12/02/21 10:38:59 AM #34: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
That's what I was saying but TeaMilk said it has to be wider than it is longDo you ever let your flaccid size get you down? Do you normally tell women ahead of time so they dont freak? Ive always been bothered by it. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 10:49:38 AM #35: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
Do you ever let your flaccid size get you down? Do you normally tell women ahead of time so they dont freak? Ive always been bothered by it.I've only been with one person who, to be funny, requested a pic of it soft before ever seeing it so I don't have a problem there. Also sometimes it does but im OK with it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 12/02/21 10:57:27 AM #36: |
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Turbam 12/02/21 10:58:24 AM #37: |
Do some stretches
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Heartomaton 12/02/21 10:59:34 AM #38: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I appreciate this post. New best post It was fun while it lasted I demand my title back immediately. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/02/21 10:59:50 AM #39: |
I actually have this problem with shoes. By length Im only an 11 but I wear 13s because my feet are so wide.
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Zodd3224 12/02/21 11:00:04 AM #40: |
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Turtlebread 12/02/21 11:47:27 AM #42: |
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 7:50:12 PM #43: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8ngA2Lq/Lmao yeah basically Turbam posted... Do some stretchesPeepee stretch?? Heartomaton posted... I demand my title back immediately.I'm sorry but turtlebread's just had it all. Shablagoo posted... I actually have this problem with shoes. By length Im only an 11 but I wear 13s because my feet are so wide.Omg me too sort of! I have to wear 14s but I'm around 13 wide Zodd3224 posted... I think he made this topic because he can't sex Well yes WilliamPorygon posted... wtf is a "peanous"Lol well there it is Turtlebread posted... Hahaha! Yes!!! Fuck yes!!!! Also guys any more advice pls --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 7:51:54 PM #44: |
Xethuminra posted...
YerpyneousThat's where I'm from SSJ2GrimReaper posted... now use them for corn balls!!Holy shit BalanceLost posted... Just get yourself a twink c** dump. No risk of pregnancy.Hmmm maybe armandro posted... guess you gotta smackdown rawSmackdown Raw 2007 h23456bca posted... Fun fact, Ive seen a normal condom go over a mans entire head. Meaning regular condoms will fit any size genitalia, the magnums are marketed to a man that really thinks hes special, but no man is truly that special. No matter how big your penis is, it will fit in a regular sized condom.R u sure --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 12/02/21 7:53:55 PM #45: |
Didn't read the topic but peanous is my favourite word and makes me laugh every time you say it.
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R1masher 12/02/21 7:57:31 PM #46: |
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
This patient needs a smaller peanous but also needs a larger peanous. nice, walk hard --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrestlinFan 12/02/21 8:06:57 PM #47: |
armandro posted...
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Hairy-man 12/02/21 8:09:44 PM #48: |
Come on man. What kind of nonsense are you trying to pull here
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RenescoStCewl 12/02/21 8:13:49 PM #49: |
Find a woman on birth control. Then you won't need a condom
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DocileOrangeCup 12/02/21 8:32:43 PM #50: |
ApherosyLove posted...
Didn't read the topic but peanous is my favourite word and makes me laugh every time you say it.Heheh that was the entire purpose.... R1masher posted... nice, walk hardDo what now WrestlinFan posted... Yeah, playing those games is better than sex anyways.I dunno I've never put someone else in my butt Hairy-man posted... Come on man. What kind of nonsense are you trying to pull hereWhat did you mean by this RenescoStCewl posted... Find a woman on birth control. Then you won't need a condomI tried but she got really depressed --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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