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Heartomaton
12/03/21 9:57:42 PM
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Now you have seen Cranky Kong.

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LostForest
12/03/21 10:15:15 PM
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Cranky Kong is cool.

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CapnMuffin
12/03/21 10:17:26 PM
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Why did he age but Mario and Pauline didnt
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Infinite 2003
12/03/21 10:23:04 PM
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Someone told me that if you hold down the Y Button, you can run!


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Ratchetrockon
12/03/21 10:25:11 PM
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he is older and wiser than donkey kong. or at least appears that way i never played a donkey kong game

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LostForest
12/03/21 10:29:46 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Why did he age but Mario and Pauline didnt

Pauline definitely did, considering enough time had to pass for her to have a political career and become mayor.
Mario, it's trickier. He moved away from New Donk City and ended up in Mushroom Kingdom where he did a shit ton of stuff, but there's no hard measure of time for how long that took.

Meanwhile Cranky could have already been an older gorilla during the original DK arcade game, and just aged up another 10ish years, since DK Jr. presumably became modern DK. (Gorillas are fully grown around age 15).

10 years seems pretty appropriate for Pauline to get into politics. So I assume that's prob what happened. Cranky was probably in his late 20s, and after a decade he's in his late 30s, which is old for a gorilla.

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Wii_Shaker
12/03/21 10:31:42 PM
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LostForest posted...
Meanwhile Cranky could have already been an older gorilla during the original DK arcade game, and just aged up another 10ish years, since DK Jr. presumably became modern DK. (Gorillas are fully grown around age 15).

I thought this too but by this logic, DK should be showing signs of age. But then again:


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