Current Events > Thanos's plan could have also been accomplished with a bunch of free condoms

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Robot2600
12/08/21 11:44:08 PM
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Instead of vaporizing 50% of the population I would instead use the infinity gauntlet to wish for universal access to free contraceptives including condoms and space condoms. It's also sustainable and the Avengers won't chop off my head as a result.

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nothanks1
12/08/21 11:44:46 PM
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Ok but what about the aliens that don't use them?

Stop being specist.
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David1988
12/08/21 11:44:56 PM
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That wouldnt necessarily reduce the population though

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pegusus123456
12/08/21 11:45:07 PM
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He could have just improved things by offering infinite energy by hooking his ass up to a generator and slappin' dem cheeks together

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Big_Nabendu
12/08/21 11:45:22 PM
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People don't even use condoms now

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Xethuminra
12/08/21 11:46:48 PM
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How many endangefed species did Thanos honestly destroy? Imagine the damage such an event would have on the ecosystem, let alone any sort of government. If anything is getting a dark gritty reboot in the future, it is that moment in the MCU. Holy cow

They killed everyone.
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AlCalavicci
12/08/21 11:49:51 PM
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If you've ever actually used a condom after normally not using a condom.. You understand why this would not have worked

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BloodMoon7
12/08/21 11:50:41 PM
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Thanos's plan would be improved by simply doubling the amount of snap. He has two hands.

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Xethuminra
12/08/21 11:50:55 PM
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The Shortsighted Titan: Super Negan

Cool villain
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