Poll of the Day > You have been offered a free orchiectomy.

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slacker03150
12/09/21 11:34:53 AM
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What do you do?

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chelsea_wtf
12/09/21 11:41:41 AM
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do i have to get it now and who is it from lol

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adjl
12/09/21 11:46:06 AM
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I'm Canadian, so I'll get it for free if I ever actually need it, so pass. If not for that, I'd keep the offer around in case it came up, but I wouldn't take it right now.

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Veedrock-
12/09/21 11:50:36 AM
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I still got my tonsils, appendix, and gall bladder, I'm not giving up my orchi!

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slacker03150
12/09/21 8:03:15 PM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
do i have to get it now and who is it from lol
Yes. From a first year resident, but the attending is the foremost expert in testicular surgery in the United States.

adjl posted...
I'm Canadian, so I'll get it for free if I ever actually need it, so pass. If not for that, I'd keep the offer around in case it came up, but I wouldn't take it right now.
But it's free and you don't even need a medical excuse to get it done.

Veedrock- posted...
I still got my tonsils, appendix, and gall bladder, I'm not giving up my orchi!
They are nothing but trouble just like the rest of them. Why not just be rid of them now?

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adjl
12/10/21 8:29:07 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
But it's free and you don't even need a medical excuse to get it done.

But I want a medical excuse to get it done. Or rather, I don't want to get it done without a medical excuse. I appreciate the offer, but it's not something I'm particularly interested in at the moment.

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Lil_Bit83
12/11/21 11:27:14 AM
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What's that?

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Criminalt
12/11/21 12:56:12 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
What's that?
I'll give you a clue: one of the symptoms of mumps is orchitis.

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MeadCore
12/11/21 1:09:09 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
What's that?


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captpackrat
12/11/21 1:35:39 PM
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Offering free orchiectomies takes a lot of balls.

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Criminalt
12/11/21 1:39:58 PM
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Gives a new meaning to No Nut November.

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slacker03150
12/12/21 12:21:15 PM
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adjl posted...
But I want a medical excuse to get it done. Or rather, I don't want to get it done without a medical excuse. I appreciate the offer, but it's not something I'm particularly interested in at the moment.
Effective and permanent birth control? One less thing to get cancer in? Reduces the risk of other types of cancer.

Lil_Bit83 posted...
What's that?
Removal of the testicles.

captpackrat posted...
Offering free orchiectomies takes a lot of balls.
I thought it would be popular and result in many balls being taken, but it's looking like I am incorrect.

Criminalt posted...
Gives a new meaning to No Nut November.
No reason to wait until November.

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captpackrat
12/12/21 7:27:19 PM
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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas...

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Revelation34
12/13/21 12:00:56 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
Effective and permanent birth control? One less thing to get cancer in? Reduces the risk of other types of cancer.


None of those are medical reasons. Since they're not medical reasons until you actually need to remove them for cancer.

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