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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 4:37:21 AM
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Life

Not only are there like 15 signs per mile on every single road in the country. You get shit like this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/4/AAZiH8AACtcY.png

I feel like this was like some attempt in the 40s to communicate with aliens who landed on Earth and the government had to cover for it to keep it secret so they just told people they were traffic signs.


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Trelve
12/18/21 4:39:09 AM
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Makes sense to me.
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PMarth2002
12/18/21 4:43:43 AM
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Even without the text at the bottom, the signs seem clear to me.

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 4:46:02 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Even without the text at the bottom, the signs seem clear to me.
It's not about how clear they are. That's kind of the point, the signs point out the obvious.

it's how cumbersome and inefficient they are. It's a British totem pole. And it will be sandwiched between literally 4 or 5 others.

A german would look at that and shake their head.

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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/18/21 4:47:29 AM
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Unfair making topic #5929482727 whining about a country he doesnt even live in.


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Middle hope
12/18/21 4:48:11 AM
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Go out and take a pic of a real example eith a timestamp pls

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spikethedevil
12/18/21 4:50:53 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/0/AAMTIRAACtce.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 4:57:02 AM
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Middle hope posted...
Go out and take a pic of a real example eith a timestamp pls

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/1/AAZiH8AACtcf.jpg

PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Unfair making topic #5929482727 whining about a country he doesnt even live in.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1236548/uk-road-traffic-signs-test-drivers-law-safety

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spikethedevil
12/18/21 5:07:22 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/5/AAMTIRAACtcj.jpg

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Mistere Man
12/18/21 5:39:13 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/1/AAZiH8AACtcf.jpg

The farthest to the right is that

Caution! parents with child in area going 30, shoot to kill or you will be towed?

And is the other caution! signs hide behind trees and will target/jump out at trucks, and different colored cars?


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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 6:38:05 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Caution! parents with child in area going 30, shoot to kill or you will be towed?

Parents and kids in area
speed limit is 30
no stopping


And is the other caution! signs hide behind trees and will target/jump out at trucks, and different colored cars?

Caution, large vehicles, visual obstructions, no overtaking


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Mistere Man
12/18/21 6:51:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Parents and kids in area
speed limit is 30
no stopping

Caution, large vehicles, visual obstructions, no overtaking
Well that makes way more sense. Thank you.

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Foppe
12/18/21 6:56:00 AM
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Aint it no stopping and no parking?

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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/18/21 7:03:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/1/AAZiH8AACtcf.jpg

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1236548/uk-road-traffic-signs-test-drivers-law-safety

cool article.

still absolutely has nothing to do with your weird obessive agenda over a country you dont live in.

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Woodger
12/18/21 7:23:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1236548/uk-road-traffic-signs-test-drivers-law-safety
9 out of 10 express readers would struggle with those, sure, but most other people probably read the highway code when they were learning to drive, which tells you what all the signs mean.
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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 7:26:19 AM
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Woodger posted...
9 out of 10 express readers would struggle with those, sure, but most other people probably read the highway code when they were learning to drive, which tells you what all the signs mean.
I read the Highway code

it's so boring and badly written

It's silly to handwave how poor of a teaching tool it is

It's like a never-ending IKEA instruction manual to build something you don't want

So most brits just do the high school thing and learn the bare minimum to pass the test then never think of it again like algebra

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Kloe_Rinz
12/18/21 7:30:08 AM
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why does tc spam troll topics about a country he doesnt live in

does he ever do anything apart from bitch and moan about the uk
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legendarylemur
12/18/21 7:32:08 AM
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What's misleading is that if you drive long enough, you'd see most of those signs in separation, and it's pretty rare for a bunch to be at the same place like that. It's rare enough that when you encounter it, it might be confusing on the fly, but on specific cases you'll appreciate the thoroughness.

In Americanalavania, you can have a parking ticket turned by pointing out the obscurity of the signs. Doesn't always work but it's usually in the city's best interest to be more specific, cuz people who ignore it are then at fault

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Southernfatman
12/18/21 7:35:35 AM
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I have nothing to add and just want to post Top Gear.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TIIjLEkBWAM

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 7:35:59 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
you'd see most of those signs in separation, and it's pretty rare for a bunch to be at the same place like that
in my experience signs in the UK are everywhere and all over the place. Also largely needless

Not just compared to the US but everywhere

you don't see that level of signs in Germany or Russia or Japan or Australia or Mexico

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spikethedevil
12/18/21 7:39:32 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAMTIRAACtdD.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAMTIRAACtdD.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 7:42:31 AM
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I like how Spikes cherry picked examples actually demonstrate the point

Even the rare occasions of lots of signage in other nations are well laid out and clear in one obvious place for a specific reason

He's just arguing for the sake of arguing

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spikethedevil
12/18/21 7:45:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/1/AAMTIRAACtdH.jpg

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Thompson
12/18/21 8:03:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He's just arguing for the sake of arguing
I'm reminded of someone, but I just cannot quite remember who...

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Kloe_Rinz
12/18/21 8:04:35 AM
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Thompson posted...
I'm reminded of someone, but I just cannot quite remember who...
must be butters
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The Popo
12/18/21 8:10:57 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/8/AAEqD0AACtds.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 8:11:17 AM
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Thompson posted...
I'm reminded of someone, but I just cannot quite remember who...

nothanks1


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Mistere Man
12/18/21 11:18:27 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/1/AAMTIRAACtdH.jpg
Ok what does the triangle with the shape with an a in it mean?

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 11:26:36 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Ok what does the triangle with the shape with an a in it mean?
crossroad junction

Big part of the shape indicates who has priority

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Foppe
12/18/21 11:28:45 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Ok what does the triangle with the shape with an a in it mean?
It warns for a crossroad ahead.
The A is a photo watermark.

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Mistere Man
12/18/21 11:29:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
crossroad junction

Big part of the shape indicates who has priority

Ah I see, thank you.

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/21 6:12:12 AM
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The Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/8/AAEqD0AACtds.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAZiH8AACtxp.jpg

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MrMallard
12/19/21 6:13:57 AM
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It's cluttered, but all you have to do is pause at railway crossings.

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tri sapphire
12/19/21 6:31:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Parents and kids in area
speed limit is 30
no stopping

So you have to just try and swerve around the parents and kids, since you can't stop if they're crossing?


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spikethedevil
12/19/21 8:37:27 AM
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tri sapphire posted...
So you have to just try and swerve around the parents and kids, since you can't stop if they're crossing?

It means no parking or you will be towed as UR forgot the last sign.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/21 1:11:45 AM
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tri sapphire posted...
So you have to just try and swerve around the parents and kids, since you can't stop if they're crossing?
Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/21 12:54:06 PM
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50,000 signs and it still doesn't stop vans crashing into my bus

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