Current Events > I'm Popeye the sailor man, I live in a garbage can

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Robot2600
12/20/21 12:11:11 AM
#1:


I have to go pee pee
but can't find my wee wee
it's cold in this garbage can

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Flauros
12/20/21 12:23:59 AM
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I like to go swimmin
With bare naked women
Im popeye the sailor man

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VipaGTS
12/20/21 12:24:41 AM
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that's not the version i remember as a kid but i also don't remember the version i remember as a kid.

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toreysback
12/20/21 12:25:30 AM
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i eat all the worms
and spit out the germs

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Robot2600
12/20/21 12:26:16 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
that's not the version i remember as a kid but i also don't remember the version i remember as a kid.

it's not in my memory
it's dust in the chimney
i'm dying as fast as I can

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LeoRavus
12/20/21 12:28:38 AM
#6:


Popeye was the biggest simp of all time. Imagine your girl always going out with some super shitty dude then coming to her rescue when he tries to sex her.

That's a "Bye Felicia" moment. Olive Oyl was trash.

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toreysback
12/20/21 12:30:24 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Olive Oyl was trash

a real slippery character

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LeoRavus
12/20/21 12:32:56 AM
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toreysback posted...
a real slippery character

And she wasn't even hot. Popeye could have found a nice girl to treat him right. But he chose some dark self-abusive path in life.

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toreysback
12/20/21 12:33:49 AM
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eating raw spinach straight out of the can will do that to you

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Robot2600
12/20/21 12:34:05 AM
#10:


this topic is rhyming
not incels and crying
stop slut shaming girls if u can

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candyapplered
12/20/21 12:37:23 AM
#11:


Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away

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LeoRavus
12/20/21 12:40:59 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
this topic is rhyming
not incels and crying
stop slut shaming girls if u can

Olive was a ho
Cuz she can't say no no
She's Olive the suuuuper skank

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