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The Popo
12/25/21 4:07:46 PM
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
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Shotgunnova
12/25/21 4:24:49 PM
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So are we so different? Of course, we are, and you will be even more different if I ever finish my homemade flame thrower.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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The Popo
12/25/21 4:57:16 PM
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. Ill go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, Im gone, but you know what Ive left on the porch? A jack-o lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says You. After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
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