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LordMarshal
12/27/21 7:48:58 PM
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TARGET: T2431 team, we're sharing that COVID19 cases were reported today. The TMs were last in the store on 12/24 & 12/26. All areas of the store have been extensively cleaned & disinfected per our daily routines for the health & safety of our TMs and guests. Free vaccines are available at CVS. See HR for benefit details.

Its also a blatant lie as no area of the store has been extensively cleaned and disinfected. In fact during the weeks leading up to xmas we got insanely lax with social distancing and tables back together but then right after it was fully separated with signs about social distancing and cleaning after yourself on each table in the break room.


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LordMarshal
12/27/21 7:51:16 PM
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pikachupwnage
12/27/21 8:00:08 PM
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Basically no resturant or store actually deep cleans over Covid.

We dont have the staff for that shit come on people.

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Gobstoppers12
12/27/21 8:02:36 PM
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They also hammer in that Target doesn't have "customers," they have "guests"

I remember my time working for them. They literally showed me this video during orientation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZSNDsz5vg

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DrizztLink
12/27/21 8:03:53 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
The TMs
towel movement

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LordMarshal
12/27/21 8:05:51 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
They also hammer in that Target doesn't have "customers," they have "guests"

I remember my time working for them. They literally showed me this video during orientation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZSNDsz5vg

"Doug" is literally a paid actor thats pro-union.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/27/21 8:15:24 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Basically no resturant or store actually deep cleans over Covid.

We dont have the staff for that shit come on people.
Whole Foods might actually do something, since we have to leave by 10 PM and the store is closed (no overnight. Hope yall didnt need that money overnight team members!)
But yeah, everything else was just our ever-dwindling regular staff spraying stuff down with cleaner. I joked to a coworker that they wouldnt make us do it if they took it seriously.
And its 99% theater anyway, COVID doesnt survive on surfaces for any significant length of time. The store was packed like a can of sardines for Thanksgiving and Christmas and will be for New Years too.

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Flauros
12/27/21 8:16:34 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
All areas of the store have been extensively cleaned & disinfected per our daily routines
im guessing that entails a guy aimlessly wandering with a bottle of watered down bleach just kinda spritzing whatever he pleases?

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LordMarshal
12/27/21 8:17:42 PM
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Flauros posted...
im guessing that entails a guy aimlessly wandering with a bottle of watered down bleach just kinda spritzing whatever he pleases?

I wish! Its been so long since we had a wondering bleacher.

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ElatedVenusaur
12/27/21 8:17:54 PM
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Flauros posted...
im guessing that entails a guy aimlessly wandering with a bottle of watered down bleach just kinda spritzing whatever he pleases?
Its 100% that, yes. At best.

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DrizztLink
12/27/21 8:21:22 PM
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Flauros posted...
im guessing that entails a guy aimlessly wandering with a bottle of watered down bleach just kinda spritzing whatever he pleases?
The bleach is no longer watered down.

It is straight up homeopathic at this point.

You could drink it.

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Flauros
12/27/21 8:23:11 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
The bleach is no longer watered down.

It is straight up homeopathic at this point.

You could drink it.
Hey, they gotta take it easy on the enviroment.

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