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TheHoldSteady
12/29/21 7:55:45 PM
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What you don't like overpriced, tiny portions of crackers and cheese for your child? No, I don't

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Irony
12/29/21 7:56:10 PM
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They didn't used to be

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VigorouslySwish
12/29/21 7:57:06 PM
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Sometimes you can find them for $1 and its a tasty snack

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VigorouslySwish
12/29/21 7:57:22 PM
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also its all about the pizza ones imo

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Prestoff
12/29/21 7:57:55 PM
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My mom used to get these for like a dollar at a nearby grocery store.

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LeoRavus
12/29/21 7:59:29 PM
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They're $3.50 in the work vending machine. Crazy how they let those goons price gouge like that

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Heartomaton
12/29/21 7:59:41 PM
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Which CEman was it that bought an assload of expired Lunchables? I forget.

I just remember the stuffed fridge pic.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/29/21 8:00:19 PM
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It was such a treat as a kid, though and all the kids were jealous as fuck when you brought it to school.

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Maeiv
12/29/21 8:02:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1gmikBXWio

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lilORANG
12/29/21 8:02:54 PM
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They don't claim to be lunch. Just lunchable.

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PikachuMaxwell
12/29/21 8:03:19 PM
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Bologna!

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/29/21 8:03:50 PM
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What about Dunkaroos

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Zikten
12/29/21 8:06:32 PM
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I dont know if it was the same company that does lunchbables but I used to love these make your own pizza things. It came with 3 bread circles, and toppings and sauce in a pouch to put on
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Prestoff
12/29/21 8:07:23 PM
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Zikten posted...
I dont know if it was the same company that does lunchbables but I used to love these make your own pizza things. It came with 3 bread circles, and toppings and sauce in a pouch to put on

That was lunchables and it was pretty freaking awesome at the time lol.

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MabusIncarnate
12/29/21 8:07:50 PM
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I remember when they had to change them because the sodium levels were through the roof. It was in the news for a bit.

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Solid Sonic
12/29/21 8:08:51 PM
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Corporate food is killing society.

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Talib_21
12/29/21 8:09:24 PM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
also its all about the pizza ones imo
Ya I buy the pizza ones as a snack. But spending 2 bucks for 8 crackers, 8 pieces of cheese and 8 pieces of ham is a ripoff

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Heartomaton
12/29/21 8:10:35 PM
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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:11:58 PM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
Sometimes you can find them for $1 and its a tasty snack

Of oourse it's not $1 anymore, is it?

If it's higher than $1 forget it.


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armandro
12/29/21 8:12:20 PM
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yeah but i was brainwashed by ads that came on during child cartoons

Whenever we went on field trips my mom made me food and i was jealous of the other kids that had lunchables

i wanted to be like them

looking back it seems dum

TARGETED ADS FOR KIDS ARE EVIL

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TheHoldSteady
12/29/21 8:12:58 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
Corporate food is killing society.

We're all set up to fail in every aspect

If you want to become properly educated you have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to the federal government

Then work 80 hrs a week to make ends meet because they won't make an education cheaper and won't make wages higher

And there's no time to cook so we fuck up our bodies on high sodium processed frozen dinners until we have a heart attack and die

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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:13:14 PM
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RTE foods are a staple of modern living however. But I would never pay $3.50 for lunchables ever.

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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:13:25 PM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
We're all set up to fail in every aspect

If you want to become properly educated you have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to the federal government

Then work 80 hrs a week to make ends meet because they won't make an education cheaper and won't make wages higher

And there's no time to cook so we fuck up our bodies on high sodium processed frozen dinners until we have a heart attack and die

The end


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fohstick
12/29/21 8:13:39 PM
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lunchables were for rich kids only
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/29/21 8:16:08 PM
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Remember how there was never enough cheese for the pizza ones?

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smoke_break
12/29/21 8:17:06 PM
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I still get the pizza ones. I feel like a chef when I prepare each pizza.

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DarthAragorn
12/29/21 8:18:08 PM
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Cracker ones are a ripoff

The pizza ones are pretty good tho

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Byakuren
12/29/21 8:18:36 PM
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These things end up being over $10 per pound. They're for parents who are too lazy to make their kid a sandwich and throw in a string cheese in the morning/the night before or parents who are tired of their kids begging for them. Thankfully there's a massive shortage on them right now.

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DemonBuffet
12/29/21 8:19:17 PM
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Every once in a while Ill grab a pizza one in my grocery runs and go to town on it in my car.

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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:20:50 PM
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Byakuren posted...
These things end up being over $10 per pound. They're for parents who are too lazy to make their kid a sandwich and throw in a string cheese in the morning/the night before or parents who are tired of their kids begging for them. Thankfully there's a massive shortage on them right now.

Never thought about putting weight into the equation. Then again, Vienna Sausages still reign supreme as "I need it NOW" food.


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What_
12/29/21 8:35:59 PM
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Spam
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Touch
12/29/21 8:40:01 PM
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Charcuterie boards are just adult lunchables

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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:40:40 PM
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Lays Potato Chips has entered the chat.

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TheGoldenEel
12/29/21 8:43:40 PM
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When you think about it its pretty fucking gross how companies advertise directly to kids

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MI4 REAL
12/29/21 8:45:06 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
When you think about it its pretty fucking gross how companies advertise directly to kids

Back then it was better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie9dRbQL7dc

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DocileOrangeCup
12/29/21 8:45:33 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
@DocileOrangeCup

Come.

Tell us a story.
Well you see if they're a day or two out of date it's not that bad, and they had them for really cheap (like 2 for a dollar, or even 3-4 for a dollar) when their usual price is like 2.50 to even 4 bucks individually. So I had to make a move and I'm glad I did. I actually just bought some more like an hour ago, they didn't have any for a while.

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Master_Bass
12/29/21 8:46:47 PM
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They were always trash, but I liked the nacho one and pizza one as a kid.

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MICHALECOLE
12/29/21 8:47:20 PM
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Thats not what a scam is
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Heartomaton
12/29/21 8:48:44 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I actually just bought some more like an hour ago, they didn't have any for a while.

> DOC's Wife has entered the chat.

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Chortlez
12/29/21 8:51:35 PM
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Irony posted...
They didn't used to be

I remember being horribly disappointed at the proportions when I had it for lunch during a school hiking trip back in 2001.
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MICHALECOLE
12/29/21 8:55:11 PM
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Chortlez posted...
I remember being horribly disappointed at the proportions when I had it for lunch during a school hiking trip back in 2001.
How old were you?
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yusiko
12/29/21 8:57:59 PM
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i sometimes buy myself some lunchables as a nostalgic snack
but i cant find the pizza or taco ones anymore just the cracker ones

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creativerealms
12/29/21 9:05:25 PM
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Lunch makers are worse.

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TeaMilk
12/29/21 9:09:39 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
> DOC's Wife has entered the chat.
he only got 8 this time i made sure -_-

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DocileOrangeCup
12/29/21 9:09:56 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
> DOC's Wife has entered the chat.
TEAMILK IS OK WITH IT I PROMISE

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Heartomaton
12/29/21 9:10:13 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
he only got 8 this time i made sure -_-

That's 8 too many.

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Heartomaton
12/29/21 9:11:01 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
TEAMILK IS OK WITH IT I PROMISE

Tolerating it does not mean she's okay with it.


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