Current Events > ITT, spoilers that are bizarre without context [spoiler warning for everything]

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Kakapo 01/06/22 8:27:12 AM #1:	Rosebud was a sled. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961516160] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Rosebud was a sled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zanzenburger 01/06/22 8:39:51 AM #2:	His mother/daughter got jealous of his sister/wife so she tried to kill them both by taking away his speed. --- Congratulations! Your post was deemed response-worthy. <cite>Zanzenburger posted [p:961516378] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>His mother/daughter got jealous of his sister/wife so she tried to kill them both by taking away his speed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/06/22 8:43:56 AM #3:	The little girl was a robot all along so he was trying to make a prototype based off a functional final version someone else had designed. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:961516440] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The little girl was a robot all along so he was trying to make a prototype based off a functional final version someone else had designed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 01/06/22 8:43:59 AM #4:	The Statue of Liberty!? Damn you all to hell! --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:961516443] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The Statue of Liberty!? Damn you all to hell! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/06/22 8:50:43 AM #5:	Pure oxygen is deadly to humans. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:961516571] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Pure oxygen is deadly to humans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 01/06/22 9:16:38 AM #6:	It's a cookbook! --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:961517013] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>It's a cookbook! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/06/22 9:18:10 AM #7:	the military was raiding the slums for their black market human organ organization --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961517040] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>the military was raiding the slums for their black market human organ organization </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CinderLock 01/06/22 9:23:48 AM #8:	Homeboy died when whitey stole his CDs --- Kathy Bates inspires fear in the soul, hence the validity of humanity. - Wolfy42 <cite>CinderLock posted [p:961517151] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Homeboy died when whitey stole his CDs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 01/06/22 9:30:22 AM #9:	The giraffe was us all along --- ''The cycle of suffering goes on, but the memories of you stay strong...'' https://i.imgur.com/Xyw75SQ.gif <cite>Calwings posted [p:961517264] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The giraffe was us all along</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 01/06/22 9:31:05 AM #10:	The fairy actually wants to conquer Heaven --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:961517280] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The fairy actually wants to conquer Heaven </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 01/06/22 9:32:12 AM #11:	John, you ARE the demons. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:961517299] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>John, you ARE the demons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 01/06/22 10:16:06 AM #12:	he had travelled forward in time and was in his 60 year old body --- teep does not dream of logical witch <cite>teep_ posted [p:961518300] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>he had travelled forward in time and was in his 60 year old body </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 01/06/22 10:19:43 AM #13:	The man the kid saw get shot was his future self who had been sent to the past. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:961518374] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The man the kid saw get shot was his future self who had been sent to the past. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 01/06/22 10:20:37 AM #14:	Humans were the real monsters all along. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:961518391] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Humans were the real monsters all along. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 01/06/22 10:23:16 AM #15:	She was actually dead the whole time. --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:961518444] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>She was actually dead the whole time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/06/22 10:27:15 AM #16:	so, a woman who grows up as an orphan hooks up with her future self, who is a male, they had a child, a daughter, who is taken away, and grows into the woman she becomes. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961518529] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>so, a woman who grows up as an orphan hooks up with her future self, who is a male, they had a child, a daughter, who is taken away, and grows into the woman she becomes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/06/22 7:42:54 PM #17:	g0ldie posted... so, a woman who grows up as an orphan hooks up with her future self, who is a male, they had a child, a daughter, who is taken away, and grows into the woman she becomes. Even knowing the context for that, its still bizarre --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961532854] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>so, a woman who grows up as an orphan hooks up with her future self, who is a male, they had a child, a daughter, who is taken away, and grows into the woman she becomes.</quote>Even knowing the context for that, its still bizarre </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 01/06/22 7:47:12 PM #18:	I am your father. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:961532968] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>I am your father. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cadcrafter 01/06/22 7:52:08 PM #19:	The ghost is not the snazzy dude... but was a cat all along!! --- "think before you press enter. all of you." - SmashFaqs Discord i want lemm to eat ten egg <cite>cadcrafter posted [p:961533100] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The ghost is not the snazzy dude... but was a cat all along!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/06/22 7:53:26 PM #20:	Kakapo posted... Even knowing the context for that, its still bizarre I remember watching the movie and being like, "what??? you can't do this; wtf!", lol. but I still liked it. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961533131] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>Even knowing the context for that, its still bizarre</quote>I remember watching the movie and being like, "what??? you can't do this; wtf!", lol. but I still liked it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/06/22 7:54:56 PM #21:	g0ldie posted... I remember watching the movie and being like, "what??? you can't do this; wtf!", lol. but I still liked it. Its an adaptation, too. The short story is better. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961533184] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>I remember watching the movie and being like, "what??? you can't do this; wtf!", lol. but I still liked it.</quote>Its an adaptation, too. The short story is better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 01/06/22 7:59:50 PM #23:	Kakapo posted... Its an adaptation, too. The short story is better. thanks, I'll maybe check this out one day. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961533300] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>Its an adaptation, too. The short story is better.</quote>thanks, I'll maybe check this out one day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/06/22 8:01:32 PM #24:	g0ldie posted... thanks, I'll maybe check this out one day. All You Zombies by Heinlein. It uh, looks like someone uploaded it to GitHub. https://gist.github.com/defunkt/759182/ad44c6135d168ae54503a281bb7e1a24c6c2ea0c --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961533338] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>thanks, I'll maybe check this out one day.</quote> All You Zombies by Heinlein. It uh, looks like someone uploaded it to GitHub. https://gist.github.com/defunkt/759182/ad44c6135d168ae54503a281bb7e1a24c6c2ea0c </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/06/22 8:02:27 PM #25:	Unborn fetuses murdered the guy who you had no idea existed before you found his body --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:961533370] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Unborn fetuses murdered the guy who you had no idea existed before you found his body </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Liu_Kano 01/06/22 8:03:21 PM #26:	The princess is in another castle <cite>Liu_Kano posted [p:961533391] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>The princess is in another castle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/06/22 8:08:36 PM #27:	while having sex with a girl, the guy finds himself stuck, and starts using all his effort to free himself. after a bit, he's able to do so, and it turns out it was his missing boss, inside the girl, grabbing him. then all three lie in bed together. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961533525] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>while having sex with a girl, the guy finds himself stuck, and starts using all his effort to free himself. after a bit, he's able to do so, and it turns out it was his missing boss, inside the girl, grabbing him. then all three lie in bed together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 01/06/22 8:09:47 PM #28:	Its people! ~~Soylent Green takes place in 2022 lol~~ <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:961533547] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>Its people! Soylent Green takes place in 2022 lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/06/22 8:10:44 PM #29:	CapnMuffin posted... Its people! ~~Soylent Green takes place in 2022 lol~~ Reminds me I finally need to read Make Room! Make Room! I love the Stainless Steel Rat series, so that should also be up my alley --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961533569] in ITT, spoil... [t:79841895]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>Its people! Soylent Green takes place in 2022 lol</quote>Reminds me I finally need to read Make Room! Make Room! I love the Stainless Steel Rat series, so that should also be up my alley </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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