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Bad_Mojo
01/10/22 4:02:28 PM
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Fly? Lift something up?

I would be too nervous to let anyone see me use my abilities, so I think the first thing I would try is to swim to the bottom of a lake or something and see how long I could hold my breath. I think it would be really awesome to be able to swim to the bottom of the ocean with zero concern about what I might see down there.

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OffTempo
01/10/22 4:03:32 PM
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Fly around the world/states to visit my friends and flex my superpowers.

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KogaSteelfang
01/10/22 4:05:21 PM
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Probably just lazily float around.

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DrizztLink
01/10/22 4:05:47 PM
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Hover ominously

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MarveI
01/10/22 4:06:24 PM
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Im afraid of heights so, flight might be out till I can deal with that.

Maybe lift a car or something.

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Touch
01/10/22 4:07:09 PM
#6:


Fight Goku

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Total_Lost2
01/10/22 4:07:19 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Probably just lazily float around.


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PMarth2002
01/10/22 4:07:54 PM
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Assuming I don't acciently burn a hole through my wall with heat vision or destroy something with superstrength, I'd go for a flight.

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Questionmarktarius
01/10/22 4:08:14 PM
#9:


super piss
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toreysback
01/10/22 4:08:51 PM
#10:


go outside and look at all the naked women

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CommonStar
01/10/22 4:09:13 PM
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Fly and travel the world.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/10/22 4:09:26 PM
#12:


Leap tall buildings in a single bound
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Spidey5
01/10/22 4:09:39 PM
#13:


Heat beam a ">_>" pattern on every wall of every building in every state.

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archedsoul
01/10/22 4:11:23 PM
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https://imgur.com/XxpgEzv

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AngelicRadiance
01/10/22 4:11:37 PM
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Let the world know I'm in charge now

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gunplagirl
01/10/22 4:14:24 PM
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Get. Revenge.

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DJquackquack
01/10/22 4:17:22 PM
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Touch posted...
Fight Goku
Nice

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Tyranthraxus
01/10/22 4:17:59 PM
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Check out the moon

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Caution999
01/10/22 4:18:06 PM
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archedsoul posted...
https://imgur.com/XxpgEzv

This. I'm going back in time.

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Gobstoppers12
01/10/22 4:19:02 PM
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I'd go find Kony.

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Mist_Turnips
01/10/22 4:23:13 PM
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I've got some old "friends" to pay a visit to.

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Guide
01/13/22 12:34:03 AM
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I would immediately find and tear through all of China's nukes, followed by the rest of their army supplies. Then do the same for Russia, and just kinda go around doing that in any place I recall has a bunch of missiles for terrorism. I'm real comfortable where I live, so I wouldn't do it to the US.

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AldousIsDead
01/13/22 12:37:50 AM
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My girlfriend.

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BloodMoon7
01/13/22 12:40:17 AM
#24:


Fly around at super speed while using laser vision on the Earth.

Go ahead and kryptoblast me. It won't unroast your family.

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Kim_Seong-a
01/13/22 12:44:03 AM
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Super Side

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Arcanine2009
01/13/22 12:49:01 AM
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MarveI posted...
Im afraid of heights so, flight might be out till I can deal with that.

Maybe lift a car or something.
there the first thing you should deal with to get over with. Don't have to go up to the clouds but start small.

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Vicious_Dios
01/13/22 12:49:51 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Get. Revenge.

Cringe.

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DrizztLink
01/13/22 12:49:51 AM
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I throw the Moon at Mars.

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BuckVanHammer
01/13/22 12:50:25 AM
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I'd go lookin for aliens and shit out in space...

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nfearurspecimn
01/13/22 12:50:43 AM
#30:


Super Sex

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Panthera
01/13/22 12:55:58 AM
#31:


Go to the bathroom and test out if it's going to take a conscious effort to not super shit my toilet through the floor or if that's automatic.

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ToadallyAwesome
01/13/22 1:21:28 AM
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I mean depends on if I get them like Zod did in Man of Steel. Getting them all at once wouldnt be fun.

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DocDelicious
01/13/22 1:22:40 AM
#33:


Fly to China and destroy their Concentration Camps.

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Strider102
01/13/22 1:25:26 AM
#34:


Sleep on the sun for 100 years.

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Tsuyoi3
01/13/22 1:28:30 AM
#35:


Use super intelligence to make sure I cure any current ailments in myself if I'm not instantly perfect health.
Then create as many cures for various things as I can, as well as any insane medical breakthroughs I can muster after...wait, I can read and learn super fast, but I'd still get terribly bored trying to read medical books...

Maybe my super intelligence can help me "figure" out how some stuff would work, I dunno. Or I'd read in bursts.
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Kajagogo
01/13/22 1:30:21 AM
#36:


Travel

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Gwynevere
01/13/22 1:41:37 AM
#37:


See how far I can uhh, ya know

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bigtiggie23
01/13/22 1:43:39 AM
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Guide posted...
I would immediately find and tear through all of China's nukes, followed by the rest of their army supplies. Then do the same for Russia, and just kinda go around doing that in any place I recall has a bunch of missiles for terrorism. I'm real comfortable where I live, so I wouldn't do it to the US.

Wasn't that how Nuclear Man was created?

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Alteres
01/13/22 1:53:42 AM
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Two chicks at the same time

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Mistere Man
01/13/22 1:55:26 AM
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Fly to this restaurant I really want to eat at once they open.

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lordofmud
01/13/22 1:59:44 AM
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Once I had mastered my flight abilities I would sink a passenger liner at sea.

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DB_Insider
01/13/22 2:03:06 AM
#42:


Solve the world hunger problem

Take out all the nuke and nuclear waste to deep space.

Remove corrupt politician, mafia and all terrorist organisation.

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ModLogic
01/13/22 2:43:40 AM
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make america pay for all their war crimes

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Lagfile
01/13/22 3:13:09 AM
#44:


Probably walk.

SUPER Walk.

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008Zulu
01/13/22 3:14:13 AM
#45:


Use my heat vision to "shave".

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cjsdowg
01/13/22 3:19:29 AM
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Became a MMA fighter. Make some money then start bedding all the women I wanted.

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BloodMoon7
01/13/22 3:21:55 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Became a MMA fighter. Make some money then start bedding all the women I wanted.
What if your super nut is too much for mortal women.

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R1masher
01/13/22 3:28:08 AM
#48:


Take a super shit

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cjsdowg
01/13/22 3:36:06 AM
#49:


BloodMoon7 posted...
What if your super nut is too much for mortal women.

One of Superman's power is super control of his body that is why he doesn't break just living in the everyday world. So I hope for her , that this ability is something I would have.

I wonder if Superman can get an STD.


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Teh_Dr_Phil
01/13/22 3:37:25 AM
#50:


See how much force a fart has

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