Current Events > Remember when Naruto was about actual ninjas?

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Gobstoppers12
01/11/22 6:51:53 PM
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Because I don't.

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MarveI
01/11/22 7:14:49 PM
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Did ninjas even actually exist?

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Gobstoppers12
01/11/22 7:18:50 PM
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MarveI posted...
Did ninjas even actually exist?
They're about as real as birds, tbh

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Guide
01/11/22 7:20:45 PM
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This is exactly what the ninjas want you to think.

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Xethuminra
01/11/22 7:23:18 PM
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Remember when I tried to give a shit about Naruto & Avatar?
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Scotty_Rogers
01/13/22 9:39:19 AM
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It's basically DBZ by the time it ends

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phat32
01/13/22 9:41:35 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
It's basically DBZ by the time it ends
I consider it origin story for modern humans.
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DB_Insider
01/13/22 9:43:15 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
It's basically DBZ by the time it ends
It was a fever dream

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Tyranthraxus
01/13/22 9:55:18 AM
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MarveI posted...
Did ninjas even actually exist?

Short answer is yes but the stories about them are completely made up.

Like comparing James Bond to a real intelligence field agent.

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MC_BatCommander
01/13/22 9:57:05 AM
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In hunter x hunter they never actually hunt anything

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Feline_Heart
01/13/22 9:59:22 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
In hunter x hunter they never actually hunt anything
They hunt people

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VIIVincent
01/13/22 10:04:39 AM
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Hand signs? What's that?

Why even bother with genjutsu if you don't have the eyes? You'll be a third rate ninja using a fourth rate jutsu.

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FortuneCookie
01/13/22 10:25:51 AM
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I was at a Japanese steakhouse one time during the pandemic. Since he had to wear a face mask anyway, the cook wore full black from head to toe and a Naruto headband.

I had my meal prepared for me by a ninja.

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CinderLock
01/13/22 10:41:01 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I was at a Japanese steakhouse one time during the pandemic. Since he had to wear a face mask anyway, the cook wore full black from head to toe and a Naruto headband.

I had my meal prepared for me by a ninja.
Real ninjas wear bright ass orange.

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FortuneCookie
01/13/22 10:41:52 AM
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CinderLock posted...
Real ninjas wear bright ass orange.

Not steakhouse ninjas. They wear black.
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creativerealms
01/13/22 10:42:33 AM
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There are ninja in Naruto?

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Seaman_Prime
01/13/22 11:04:11 AM
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Remember when the samurai showed up and it was revealed that their ultimate technique to defeating the ninjas was just to go really fast and chop their hands off before they could do hand signs? Lol
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creativerealms
01/13/22 11:28:14 AM
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Isn't ninja the plural form of ninja?

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Gobstoppers12
01/13/22 11:37:24 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Remember when the samurai showed up and it was revealed that their ultimate technique to defeating the ninjas was just to go really fast and chop their hands off before they could do hand signs? Lol
Only Mifune was fast enough to pull that off, to be fair. The normal samurai just swing swords while flowing basic-ass non-elemental chakra through the blades lol

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