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Shishiwakamaru
01/21/22 4:00:55 PM
#101:


Antifar posted...
Listen: the ideal amount of time to spend thinking about advertising is zero.

I raise you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

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HylianFox
01/21/22 4:03:46 PM
#102:


Antifar posted...
Listen: the ideal amount of time to spend thinking about advertising is zero.

I would, but the Limu Emu is an abomination that must be stopped

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Antifar
01/21/22 4:04:30 PM
#103:


It's fucked that every insurance company has a cinematic universe

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yemmy
01/21/22 4:05:07 PM
#104:


I'm ngl I'd fuck the old green M&M

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Jiek_Fafn
01/21/22 4:08:48 PM
#105:


This is for the best
My dad told me that as kids he had convinced my uncle to shove an m&m in his dick hole. He had to go to the hospital where they basically smashed it up so that it could get out.

My uncle and the millions of children a year that do the same could've been spared this pain if m&ms weren't so sexy that you'd even consider doing it.

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Sariana21
01/21/22 4:19:59 PM
#106:


Alteres posted...
Tifa got a reduction...
Of her BOOTS!

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MushroomMuncher
01/21/22 4:23:32 PM
#107:


Why didn't they change Brown's shoes? She's the exact same

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Stagmar
01/21/22 7:08:35 PM
#108:


dave_is_slick posted...
Where have you been?
Somewhere only red and yellow appear in the ads, like I said.

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RedLuigi
01/21/22 7:14:59 PM
#109:


if only they knew HOT GIRL SUMMER includes any person with even the smallest desire to be a HOT GIRL, but okay M&M

you know best

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Shishiwakamaru
01/21/22 7:40:46 PM
#110:


RedLuigi posted...
if only they knew HOT GIRL SUMMER includes any person with even the smallest desire to be a HOT GIRL, but okay M&M

you know best

But if she got hot she would melt

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HylianFox
01/21/22 7:45:55 PM
#111:


Shishiwakamaru posted...
But if she got hot she would melt

Melts in your mouth
Not in your pants

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CruelBuffalo
01/21/22 8:16:13 PM
#112:


This is slut shaming to the highest degree
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Sphyx
01/21/22 8:19:48 PM
#113:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nVGCVlCzL0

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LinkDaLunatic
01/21/22 8:19:48 PM
#114:


lmfao how much money do these people get paid to sit around and think this hard about their stupid candy ad characters? holy fucking shit their salaries are a complete waste of money
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creativerealms
01/21/22 9:16:09 PM
#115:


LinkDaLunatic posted...
lmfao how much money do these people get paid to sit around and think this hard about their stupid candy ad characters? holy fucking shit their salaries are a complete waste of money
It probably took them a minute to redesign green it. No thought needed.

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 9:22:29 PM
#117:


dave_is_slick posted...
Was your goal to demonstrate the type of person they're talking about? Because if so, bravo man, you captured the essence perfectly.
Just don't get people thinking they're fighting a culture war because a corporation did a minor tweak to branding and dressed it up with a cringy PR statement.

There are gonna be more people mad than people celebrating the change. Branding changes every day and companies say dumb shit about, but this time they used the word "diversity" so cue more outrage over this than their dabbles in slavery. Maybe Kellogg's should have said they were making Tony the Tiger woke. Would have gotten them more criticism than treating their workers like shit.

They changed a candy mascot's shoes.

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SydneySweenHero
01/21/22 9:27:19 PM
#118:


Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!


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HylianFox
01/21/22 9:30:04 PM
#119:


SydneySweenHero posted...
Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

Green M&M didn't have boobs to begin with, sorry

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SydneySweenHero
01/21/22 9:30:22 PM
#120:


HylianFox posted...
Green M&M didn't have boobs to begin with, sorry

SydneySweenHero posted...
Fuck!


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Shishiwakamaru
01/21/22 10:05:46 PM
#121:


@Smackems Found this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/5/AAfJQaAAC1Xb.jpg

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Smackems
01/21/22 10:21:04 PM
#122:


Huh.

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K181
01/21/22 10:22:04 PM
#123:


Also, the characters got reductions because pixel graphics and early 3D graphics were s*** quality-wise, so enlarged features were needed. Enter good graphics and you have to reduce the sizes of things to make things proportional.

And notice that nobody complained about Cloud being turned into a twink in the remake.

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VigorouslySwish
01/21/22 10:22:25 PM
#124:


more prejudice against the female m&m body smh


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HylianFox
01/21/22 10:38:55 PM
#126:


K181 posted...
Also, the characters got reductions because pixel graphics and early 3D graphics were s*** quality-wise, so enlarged features were needed. Enter good graphics and you have to reduce the sizes of things to make things proportional.

And notice that nobody complained about Cloud being turned into a twink in the remake.


Pretty sure Lara Croft having boobs larger than her head was intentional, though

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CyricZ
01/21/22 10:45:35 PM
#127:


Holy Christ this guy

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1484723825606479872

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pegusus123456
01/21/22 10:49:13 PM
#128:


Jesus fucking wept

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Shishiwakamaru
01/21/22 11:12:08 PM
#129:


Smackems posted...
Huh.

Right is M&Ms today, left is M&Ms before 1995

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creativerealms
01/22/22 3:57:50 AM
#130:


Tifa was only huge in Final Fantasy VII's cut scenes, in the game proper they were not as big. Nor were they that huge in any other appearance she had. The only reason people freaked out over Tifa in the remake is they fear mongered for months that she would be flat chested even though that didn't happen they were committed to the narrative that existed only in their head.

And they ignored that Arieth was bigger in the remake.

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pegusus123456
01/22/22 4:13:20 AM
#131:


creativerealms posted...
And they ignored that Arieth was bigger in the remake.
Sephiroth traveled back in time solely to steal titty from Tifa and give it to Aerith

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Hayame Zero
01/22/22 12:07:30 PM
#132:


https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/1484935356713779204?t=J3u301yQjoOCes0FLij6Tw&s=19

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LinkDaLunatic
01/22/22 12:10:13 PM
#133:


Hayame Zero posted...
https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/1484935356713779204?t=J3u301yQjoOCes0FLij6Tw&s=19
hello police? i'd like to report a mass murder
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The Rogue Cobra
01/22/22 12:28:53 PM
#134:


creativerealms posted...
Tifa was only huge in Final Fantasy VII's cut scenes, in the game proper they were not as big. Nor were they that huge in any other appearance she had. The only reason people freaked out over Tifa in the remake is they fear mongered for months that she would be flat chested even though that didn't happen they were committed to the narrative that existed only in their head.

And they ignored that Arieth was bigger in the remake.
Tifa also has 32F's in the remake so she's still stacked.

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Kiyune
01/22/22 2:10:01 PM
#135:


"Known for much more than her boots" sounds silly

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Tsuyoi3
01/22/22 2:18:25 PM
#136:


radical rhino posted...
Each M&M has their own personality!

bitter
dopey
mischievous
energetic
female
It was sexy.
Maybe she gonna be girl next door sexy now.
Cadbury Bunny superior anyway.

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FortuneCookie
01/22/22 11:40:31 PM
#137:


I dislike the anti-sex attitudes that have been prevalent for nearly a decade now. Never forget that this bullshit began because Hollywood producers got called out on sexual harassment and everyone was quick to jump on the "We don't like sexy, we respect women" bandwagon. We all have to live like puritans because some asshole producers couldn't respect boundaries.

That being said, the Green M&M is not a casualty of this madness that I am going to mourn. While I feel for those who have lost something this day, I've never personally considered "round" to be a sexy body type. I mean, hey, if you're into Ms. Pac-Man or Gloria from Madagascar, you do you. I'm not one to judge. But for me, I can't be mad about this.
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FortuneCookie
01/22/22 11:42:44 PM
#138:


Tsuyoi3 posted...
Cadbury Bunny superior anyway.

I'm a little squicked out by the fact that she's voiced by an old woman, but yeah. The Cadbury Bunny is the definitive food mascot waifu.

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Stagmar
01/23/22 1:15:38 PM
#139:


FortuneCookie posted...
I'm a little squicked out by the fact that she's voiced by an old woman, but yeah. The Cadbury Bunny is the definitive food mascot waifu.

>_>
I gather your Cadbury bunny isn't a real rabbit with chicken noises dubbed over?

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BlingBling22947
01/23/22 4:00:17 PM
#140:


Shishiwakamaru posted...
CE topic title

The articles content is also unhinged.

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CyricZ
01/23/22 4:24:10 PM
#141:


Hayame Zero posted...
https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/1484935356713779204?t=J3u301yQjoOCes0FLij6Tw&s=19
That's a GOOD ONE.

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Shishiwakamaru
01/23/22 6:28:12 PM
#143:


lmfao

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Turbam
01/23/22 6:29:33 PM
#144:


Hayame Zero posted...
https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/1484935356713779204?t=J3u301yQjoOCes0FLij6Tw&s=19

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/9/AANKsdAAC1yN.jpg

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kuwab0
01/23/22 6:49:18 PM
#145:


Did they do this to distract people from their child slave labor lawsuit.

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ThyCorndog
01/24/22 3:10:23 PM
#147:


tucker is down bad for that green m&mussy ngl

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indica
01/25/22 2:20:03 AM
#148:


kuwab0 posted...
Did they do this to distract people from their child slave labor lawsuit.
go on...

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EzeDoesIt
01/25/22 4:57:17 PM
#149:


indica posted...
go on...

https://mobile.twitter.com/von_owie/status/1484249083850145793

https://waynedupree.com/2022/01/mandm-woke-slave-labor/

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us

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Giblet_Enjoyer
01/25/22 5:06:55 PM
#150:


Master_Bass posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAI-cmAAC1OK.jpg
I don't see the problem? She's a lesbian. She looks more like a lesbian now.

The brown one nailed the lesbian look perfectly

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