Current Events > Thy're making the Green M&M less sexy

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Solution_45
01/20/22 1:44:22 PM
#51:


this timeline sucks
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gunplagirl
01/21/22 7:16:41 AM
#53:


I hate this new design

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Mistere Man
01/21/22 7:19:14 AM
#54:


gunplagirl posted...
I hate this new design
I dont think they have revealed it yet.

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gunplagirl
01/21/22 7:24:00 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
I dont think they have revealed it yet.
They have. Less sexy lips, boring shoes, and she's shorter are the main changes.

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cjsdowg
01/21/22 7:24:18 AM
#57:


The Pretzel was played off as a rape joke, and now think changing shoes will make them progressive.

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 7:26:48 AM
#58:


There are people that will get mad at this.

Because companies are only allowed to redesign things if they don't give a "woke" reason. Except then the complaint would be they changed looks for no good reason.

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pegusus123456
01/21/22 7:30:02 AM
#59:


Antifar posted...
cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence

Antifar posted...
together throwing shine and not shade
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/2/AAGadeAAC1Mc.jpg

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cjsdowg
01/21/22 7:31:23 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
There are people that will get mad at this.

Because companies are only allowed to redesign things if they don't give a "woke" reason. Except then the complaint would be they changed looks for no good reason.

Who cares about that. They are pushing about being MORE progressive and they changed the shoes. It is insulting to like everyone .


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Vyrulisse
01/21/22 7:51:47 AM
#61:


CE: lul chuds gonna get mad about this unimportant change!
Normal people: If it's unimportant why change it in the first place?
CE: uhh... it just is okay?!?!

Every single time something is censored for Puritan ideals everyone preemptively starts bashing anyone that might be annoyed yet it keeps happening. Meanwhile in the same breath they are over there sniffing Sterling's wrestling tights because they spoke out against censorship.

Like at what point are people allowed to be bothered by the extreme sex negative nonsense infesting literally everything under the guise of "inclusivity"? Can't believe I have to ask this question about a fucking piece of candy but here we are.

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 7:55:26 AM
#62:


Vyrulisse posted...
CE: lul chuds gonna get mad about this unimportant change!
Normal people: If it's unimportant why change it in the first place?
CE: uhh... it just is okay?!?!

Every single time something is censored for Puritan ideals everyone preemptively starts bashing anyone that might be annoyed yet it keeps happening. Meanwhile in the same breath they are over there sniffing Sterling's wrestling tights because they spoke out against censorship.

Like at what point are people allowed to be bothered by the extreme sex negative nonsense infesting literally everything under the guise of "inclusivity"? Can't believe I have to ask this question about a fucking piece of candy but here we are.
lol you got mad over a corporate rebrand and the fact that a candy isn't sexy anymore

I hope there are more rebrands for no reason that didn't get permission from the online outrage mob. Just to continue to upset you.

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Vyrulisse
01/21/22 7:57:08 AM
#63:


hockeybub89 posted...
lol you got mad over a corporate rebrand and the fact that a candy isn't sexy anymore

I hope there are more rebrands for no reason that didn't get permission from the online outrage mob. Just to continue to upset you.
When the adults are talking please be silent unless you actually have anything of worth to contribute. You may go now.

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 8:04:30 AM
#64:


Vyrulisse posted...
When the adults are talking please be silent unless you actually have anything of worth to contribute. You may go now.
Adults don't whine when corporations rebrand, but only if they mention diversity in the reasoning.

Corporations treat the common man like subhuman filth, but we're going to cry because the big bad sex-negative liberals "forced" them to change branding.

It never stops being hilarious to hear about sex negativity from goddamn conservatives. They wouldn't support the M&M's being gay people having hot, raunchy sex.

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DarkChozoGhost
01/21/22 8:07:30 AM
#65:


The Green M&M is already trans

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MaxEffingBemis
01/21/22 8:08:53 AM
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This is just a distraction from the child labor lawsuit theyre currently dealing with

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mustachedmystic
01/21/22 8:22:07 AM
#67:


sondast posted...
Whats the world coming to when we cant even have sexual chocolate anymore?
They are cancelling Mark Henry?!? Damn liberals have gone too far this time!

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 8:32:14 AM
#68:


The world is falling apart at the seams and we're going to get upset about animated chocolate

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indica
01/21/22 9:14:29 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCS_A1ewyI&ab_channel=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert

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StarDestroyer
01/21/22 9:24:49 AM
#70:


SJW continue the war against sexy chocolate. :/
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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 10:57:01 AM
#71:


...better not fuck with Yellow, dammit.
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Master_Bass
01/21/22 11:07:37 AM
#72:


Mistere Man posted...
I dont think they have revealed it yet.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAI-cmAAC1OK.jpg

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Ivynn
01/21/22 11:13:25 AM
#73:


Hardness gone

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 11:14:12 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAI-cmAAC1OK.jpg
The one on the right is "work from home" Green.
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TwoDoorPC
01/21/22 11:18:16 AM
#75:


i can only wonder how much money they wasted on this for something that amounts to nothing

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Mistere Man
01/21/22 11:43:27 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAI-cmAAC1OK.jpg
Why are her arms and legs like that now?

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KingWhiteKnight
01/21/22 11:45:10 AM
#77:


How is a piece of candy sexy in the first place?
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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 11:45:58 AM
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KingWhiteKnight posted...
How is a piece of candy sexy in the first place?
...anyone know if I'd get in trouble for posting gummi dicks?
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Blue_Inigo
01/21/22 11:46:20 AM
#79:


Let the m&ms be horny

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StarDestroyer
01/21/22 11:48:51 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN3Awfs6Sc
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Uta
01/21/22 11:55:14 AM
#81:


MaxEffingBemis posted...
This is just a distraction from the child labor lawsuit theyre currently dealing with
https://www.google.com/amp/ s/amp.theguardian.com/global-development /2021/feb/12/ mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us

Not just child labor, but actually slavery. This is just corporate flailing trying to save the company image. Get caught doing something evil then counter the bad publicity by doing something woke.

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HylianFox
01/21/22 2:00:16 PM
#82:


Master_Bass posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAI-cmAAC1OK.jpg

wtf? she looks exactly the same, they just covered her up more (yay, conservatism?) and gave her boring-ass sneakers

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AloneIBreak
01/21/22 2:21:56 PM
#83:


sondast posted...
Whats the world coming to when we cant even have sexual chocolate anymore?

Mark Henry in shambles.

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SSJPurple
01/21/22 2:23:09 PM
#84:


What? Yall didnt hear? Its illegal for things to be sexy in 2022. Its sexist.

Or something

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hockeybub89
01/21/22 2:25:17 PM
#85:


SSJPurple posted...
What? Yall didnt hear? Its illegal for things to be sexy in 2022. Its sexist.

Or something
What is harder in the world in current year than being attractive? Clearly the worst hand you can be dealt in society. You don't even see attractive people anymore they've been so suppressed and shunned.

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SSJPurple
01/21/22 2:26:59 PM
#86:


hockeybub89 posted...
What is harder in the world in current year than being attractive? Clearly the worst hand you can be dealt in society. You don't even see attractive people anymore they've been so suppressed and shunned.

Who here even remotely implied attractive people are being discriminated against?

How tf you got that from my post I have no clue lol

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creativerealms
01/21/22 2:31:42 PM
#87:


SSJPurple posted...
What? Yall didnt hear? Its illegal for things to be sexy in 2022. Its sexist.

Or something
Lies.

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 2:52:13 PM
#89:


OVERGOATED posted...
What a waste of money
They've been running the "he does exist!" ad for thirty-some years now. There's money laying around.
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WrestlinFan
01/21/22 2:53:56 PM
#90:


https://youtu.be/ObOqq1knVxs

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Zombified_Toast
01/21/22 2:55:05 PM
#91:


I'll be real, I didn't even realize they were still doing the personified M&Ms still other than that christmas commercial where red and yellow run into santa that's been going for about 3 decades.

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Axiom
01/21/22 3:01:13 PM
#92:


...she was supposed to be sexy
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FL81
01/21/22 3:13:47 PM
#93:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAOGRhAAC1R5.jpg

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dave_is_slick
01/21/22 3:19:34 PM
#94:


Stagmar posted...
I didn't even know until this topic that there were more characters.
Where have you been?

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BlingBling22947
01/21/22 3:21:01 PM
#95:


Jesus Devontae Christ this headline is unhinged

https://rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/green-mm-mars-wrigley-rebrand-sneakers-slut-1287965

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dave_is_slick
01/21/22 3:22:29 PM
#96:


hockeybub89 posted...
lol you got mad over a corporate rebrand and the fact that a candy isn't sexy anymore

I hope there are more rebrands for no reason that didn't get permission from the online outrage mob. Just to continue to upset you.
Was your goal to demonstrate the type of person they're talking about? Because if so, bravo man, you captured the essence perfectly.

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Delirious_Beard
01/21/22 3:57:35 PM
#97:


FL81 posted...
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my guy lil broomstick the goat

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GALA462
01/21/22 3:58:11 PM
#98:


Thanks progressives

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Antifar
01/21/22 3:59:29 PM
#99:


Listen: the ideal amount of time to spend thinking about advertising is zero.

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Shishiwakamaru
01/21/22 3:59:54 PM
#100:


BlingBling22947 posted...
Jesus Devontae Christ this headline is unhinged

https://rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/green-mm-mars-wrigley-rebrand-sneakers-slut-1287965

CE topic title

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